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"Heath was an athlete. He played Australian football. He was robust." - Randy Quaid on why the late actor Heath Ledger was a likely victim of the "Star Whackers."

This guy is awesome, as are the news programs that put him on the air. Today, the insane actor hit The Early Show to explain missing his court date (again).

Randy and Evi Quaid, who face burglary charges in California, are seeking refuge in Canada, saying they've been "racketeered on" and people are after them:

According to the Quaids, a mysterious, rag tag group of hooligans he terms the "Star Whackers" are targeting celebrities, "decimating" them literally or otherwise:

"I've had eight friends of mine who have either died mysteriously or had scandals surrounding them in recent years, and this is what I'm talking about."

"They've manipulated the system, the court system to have us falsely arrested, to make it impossible for us to operate on a daily basis in every basic way."

Good to know Randy. Very good to know.

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Actor Randy Quaid and his insane wife Evi are definitely living in their own world, but it's an entertaining one for us to catch a glimpse of from time to time.

Wanted by authorities in California, the fugitives were arrested Friday in Vancouver. They want to stay in Canada as refugees. Truth is stranger than fiction.

Randy and Evi Quaid say they are being persecuted south of the border.

  • Evi Quaid Mugshot
  • Randy Quaid Mugshot

REFUGEES: That's what the Quaids aspire to be now.

Evi Quaid pleaded for a Canadian immigration adjudicator not to return them to the U.S. She said her husband's friends, such as David Carradine and Heath Ledger, have died under suspicious circumstances and worries Randy will be next.

We are not making this up.

"We feel our lives are in danger," she said, complaining of high blood pressure and adding that Randy Quaid's mother is in hospital due to stress over all this.

Monday, California officials issued arrest warrants for Randy, 60, and Evi, 47, after they failed to appear in court for allegedly squatting in a home illegally.

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