Rachel Uchitel to Go Dancing with the Stars ... or Get Her Own Reality Dating Show
Rachel Uchitel, the O.G. Tiger Woods mistress, has been hitting a Vegas dance studio, reportedly in preparation for - you know it! - Dancing with the Stars.
That would trump Kate Gosselin tenfold on the stunt casting scale. What's her title, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods (and David Boreanaz) Home Wrecker?