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While Tiger Woods tries to piece his life back together, isn't it nice to see his most famous mistress using her promiscuity to land a new job?

Sources confirm that Extra has hired Rachel Uchitel as a special correspondent. Her qualifications as a reporter? She has slept with Woods, Derek Jeter and Bones star David Boreanaz.

Said a representative for this shameless entertainment news program:

"A very special episode of 'The Hot List' airs this coming weekend on Extra Weekend, including Rachel Uchitel as "Extra's" 'ultimate insider,' who will report on what's hot in Hollywood on this week's episode."

Insert your preferred, easy punchline now. We'll go with either: Numerous male celebrities would agree, it's ultimately a cinch to get insider her.

OR:

You better get checked for STDs, The Hot List, you aren't exactly the first thing Uchitel has been on recently.

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Lies. Ambien. Text message impersonation. Golf club-wielding insanity.

The Daily Beast cites close Elin Woods sources in piecing together the clearest picture yet of the Tiger Woods scandal, a.k.a. the most expensive car crash in history.

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

These sources' details mesh with the more credible accounts of the post-Thanksgiving altercation to date, and we've excerpted some scandalous details here:

During the run-up to Thanksgiving, Tiger gave Elin advance warning that the National Enquirer was about to run a story claiming he had an affair with Rachel Uchitel.

Woods swore the story was false and that he had only met Uchitel 1-2 times at social outings. The day before Thanksgiving, Tiger convinced Uchitel to talk to Elin.

Rachel Uchitel spoke to her for half an hour, and Elin believed that the relationship was platonic - until she read the Enquirer's specifics of the purported affair.

Sources say Elin Woods busted Rachel Uchitel via text message.

That evening, the two argued. Tiger decided to end the bickeringby taking Ambien and going to sleep (he often took Ambien to help him sleep - and bang Uchitel).

After Woods fell asleep, Elin looked through his phone, found texts to Uchitel (under her real name) and discovered one saying “You are the only one I’ve loved.”

Shortly after 1 a.m. in Florida, Elin began texting Rachel Uchitel, pretending to be Tiger, writing “I miss you,” and asking, “When are we seeing each other again?”

Uchitel texted back, surprised that Woods was awake. Elin felt this response indicated that the two of them spoke earlier that night, before Tiger took his Ambien.

At that point, Elin Woods called Uchitel, who answered thinking it was Tiger. Elin said something approximating, “I knew it was you.” Uchitel’s shocked reply: “Oh f--k.”

She immediately hung up.

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If you were an elite golfer, member of the Bones cast or random married rich guy, Friday, January 29, was going to be an awesome night in Palm Beach, Fla.

That's because the O.G. Tiger Woods' mistress, Rachel Uchitel, was scheduled to appear at a hot club in that city to ring in her 35th birthday that night. Was.

The shindig has officially been canceled, and you're not going to believe why. Because all the other Tiger Woods mistresses decided to crash it! Just kidding.

According to Rachel's lawyer, Gloria Allred, "The media attention was unexpected and unwelcome and for that reason the planned party will not take place."

Rachel Uchitel is trying to keep a low profile. Well, mostly.

Media attention scared her off? Interesting explanation, since it's Gloria Allred... and Rache's birthday party invite somehow appeared online six days ago.

An accident? Doubtful.

Uchitel was the first of many, many women linked to Tiger Woods after the married golfer smashed his car and obliterated his reputation in late November.

She's laid low ever since and has not been seen often in public. Same is true of Tiger, who recently began seeking treatment for sex addition in Mississippi.

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Friday, January 29 is a special day. It marks the 35th birthday of Rachel Uchitel, the very first Tiger Woods mistress (well, the first we learned of) - and you're invited!

What, did you expect a quiet night in?

Rachel Uchitel and Husband

The Manhattan club promoter will be partying with friends and "Celebrity DJs" at the club 251PB in Palm Beach, Florida, where she's been staying since early December.

On the invite, Rachel Uchitel is trumpeted as a "Celebrity Socialite." Guess it's better than "Celebrity adulterer" or "Tiger Woods' Crazy, Ambien-Driven Sex Fiend" ...

Come party with "celebrity socialite" Rachel Uchitel!

Reports of Tiger's affair with Rachel allegedly led to an epic fight with Elin Woods November 27 and the car crash that exposed Tiger's tawdry tales to the world.

Asked about her alleged romantic involvement with Woods, Rachel Uchitel has never commented - reportedly because she's gotten big bucks to keep quiet about it.

Sources report that Woods paid Rachel Uchitel, who the golfer was smitten with and might still be, upwards of $3 million to stay quiet about their steamy affair.

Ask her about that January 29 at Club 251PB! Guess her seven-figure payout doesn't prevent her from cashing in on her notoriety ... just explaining why she's notorious.

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Ashley Samson basically jump-started the sports scandal of the decade when she told the National Enquirer all about Tiger Woods' affair with Rachel Uchitel.

That interview likely played a role in the confrontation between Woods and his wife, resulting in his now-infamous car crash and spectacular fall from grace.

At least 10 other Tiger Woods mistresses have come out of the woodwork since, costing the golfer many endorsements, respect and possibly his marriage.

For that, Ashley Samson got $25,000, a sum she says pales in comparison to the toll it's taken on her - and to what Tiger Woods offered her to keep quiet.

In retrospect, she told the N.Y. Daily News she should have taken the $200,000 his camp offered her not to blow the whistle on Tiger and Rachel Uchitel.

Samson says her decision to talk about Tiger and Rachel resulted in plenty of mental anguish, fractured friendships and her own marriage, which ended.

Ashley Samson, left, outed Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel.

"I'm trying to get my f--king life together and repair my reputation," says Ashley Samson. "It probably would have been better (to accept the $200,000)."

"What ended up happening was a big mess."

Samson says she remains bitter about the way Rachel Uchitel trashed her during interviews once the scandal broke, saying she didn't even know Samson.

Photographs later emerged showing them together, of course.

One time, Samson was lying on a bed next to Uchitel and listening to Uchitel's steamy phone calls with Tiger, who's been married to Elin Woods since 2004.

A month later, an all-out verbal war with erupted.

Samson says she has weighed legal action against Rachel Uchitel, although she won't comment on where she currently stands on that touchy subject.

Continue reading in the New York Daily News ...

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Rachel Uchitel, the most notorious and the first of many Tiger Woods mistresses to be publicly identified, says she is not cavorting with the golfer in Florida.

Woods' whereabouts have become a guessing game of late, and with Uchitel in Palm Beach, Fla., near where Tiger's boat is docked, rumors are swirling.

Rachel Uchitel Sunglasses Photo

It doesn't help that he was supposedly in love with her, or that aside from meeting with police December 1, there have been no confirmed Tiger sightings.

Regardless, Uchitel tells Access Hollywood he did not go to the city’s Everglades Club with her ex-lover over the weekend, despite reports suggesting this.

Uchitel spent Saturday night with a group of 10 friends, she said, starting at Echo for dinner, then moving on to 251 Sunrise, a local Palm Beach nightclub.

Tiger Woods? Nowhere to be seen.

Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel are not still hitting it, says she.

Gloria Allred also released a statement to Access Hollywood shooting down reports that Uchitel has been spotted partying with him, saying in a statement:

“Ms. Uchitel has had no contact with Tiger Woods for some time, and has not seen or had any communication with him since she has been in Palm Beach.”

In other Tiger news, he was dumped by AT&T as a corporate pitchman today. All those dirty texts to Jaimee Grubbs on his iPhone couldn't have helped.

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Robert Halderman, the alleged "mastermind" of a $2 million extortion plot against David Letterman, is just throwing everything at the legal wall at this point.

The CBS News producer is using the Tiger Woods scandal as a precedent to fight the charges against him, which could land him in jail for years if convicted.

Halderman's lawyer, Gerald Shargel, notes in legal papers that when news of Tiger's infidelity surfaced, mistress Rachel Uchitel reportedly signed a multi-million dollar settlement in return for her silence, with the help of Gloria Allred.

Shargel notes, admiringly, "Their behavior was capitalist, not criminal."

The lawyer says Robert Halderman, who is reportedly seeking a plea deal in the case, merely "offered to sell a very marketable story" of Letterman sleeping with Stephanie Birkitt, and that it was a simple business transaction.

Except for the part where he deliberately tried to shake Letterman down.

Rache Pic

It was only a matter of time until these cheating scandals collided.

Shargel says that celebrity misdeeds have "significant fair market value" and they are "routinely suppressed through private business arrangements."

His argument, however thin and stretched, is that Rachel wasn't prosecuted for taking Tiger's money, so why would Halderman for wanting Dave's?

Gloria Allred, for her part, is far from pleased that Halderman's lawyer compared himself to Rachel Uchitel, saying he has no basis to make such claims:

"I have no personal knowledge of his case. He has no personal knowledge and therefore, no basis for remarks about my representation of Ms. Uchitel."

"Mr. Shargel should spend his time representing his client based on facts, rather than comparing it to matters of which he has no personal knowledge."

In other words, Rachel's settlement was confidential. If there even was a settlement, which is widely believed to be true, but it is, by definition, secret.

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In perhaps the craziest piece of Tiger Woods gossip to date, a respected sportswriter is claiming that the world's #1 golfer underwent reconstructive surgery.

After having his face broken by a golf club-wielding wife.

Furman Bisher cites, on his personal blog, inside sources telling him Tiger suffered a broken cheekbone and almost had his two front teeth knocked out.

He writes that the injuries are the real reason Woods has gone AWOL since his fight with Elin Woods and subsequent car crash right after Thanksgiving.

Bisher says a trustworthy journalist colleague sent him this information on Tiger, which he posted online to "present the picture in its clearest form."

However, the whole thing smells a bit like a hoax to us.

FORE: Did Elin Woods smash Tiger's cheating face with a 9-iron?

Don't get us wrong, we would not be surprised at all if Elin teed off on Tiger's face after what he pulled. But this scenario would be hard to conceal.

No police reports suggested Tiger's injuries were severe. Had they been, his wife likely wouldn't have been let off the hook after their investigation.

Moreover, for Tiger freaking Woods to undergo surgery without anyone knowing, during a global media firestorm no less, seems dubious at best.

But who knows. Bisher is considered one of the top golf writers, and goes into great detail about the attack and "cover up" that followed Tiger's crash.

His account states that Elin Woods drilled her husband in the face with a 9-iron after confronting him over text messages from Rachel Uchitel."

"At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9-iron," he writes.

"When she struck Tiger, she made a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side."

Uchitel She's a Skank

MISTRESS #1: Rachel Uchitel's affair with Tiger Woods may or may not have led to a face-breaking, but it definitely shattered the golfer's formerly pristine reputation.

"Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house (which is why he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club wildly throughout the hallway to the garage."

Wow.

The source claims the first doctor Woods saw knows a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in Phoenix who could make Tiger look as if nothing happened.

The Friday after Tiger was released from the hospital, he didn't return home; he boarded a private plane for Phoenix, where he stayed until last Wednesday.

Lastly, the insider says reports of Tiger and Rachel still hitting it are bogus, and while Elin has retained a divorce attorney, she has not filed any papers.

Whether this is true remains to be seen, but it would help explain why:

  1. Tiger successfully vanished, doing so before the scandal broke.
  2. The police were unable to interview Tiger following the crash.
  3. Why he fled his own house in such a daze that he hit a tree.
  4. Why he announced he is taking an indefinite break from golf.

What do you think of this story? True or tabloid trash?

 

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This is getting ridiculous.

We know Rachel Uchitel has been spending time lately in Palm Beach, Florida. We know Tiger Woods' yacht is docked in Palm Beach, Florida. We know someone supposedly spotted them together around said boat on December 23.

All circumstantial evidence or hearsay, to be sure.

But now Entertainment Tonight claims Tiger, who's gone AWOL since wrecking his car and reputation last month, was partying there last night - with mistress #1 in tow.

Not that ET is gospel by any means, but we honestly wouldn't put this past Tiger, no matter how hard he is supposedly working to salvage his shattered marriage.

Rache and Tiges

Is Rachel Uchitel still doing Tiger Woods?

The entertainment site claims Rachel Uchitel was spotted holding hands with the world's #1 golfer and mingling with about 300 other partygoers Sunday night.

The location? A private mansion in Palm Beach.

Reports also surfaced that the couple partied together Saturday at the Everglades Club in Palm Beach. Would they really be able to without pics getting out?

You wouldn't think so, but then again, you wouldn't think Tiger freaking Woods would have been juggling 11 mistresses (and counting), now would you?

All we know is that if this is true, there must be something completely irresistable about Rachel Uchitel, because that chick wrecks homes like it's her job.

Elin better ask for the yacht in the divorce.

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Very little about Tiger Woods would surprise us at this point.

But if he and Rachel Uchitel were still seeing each other - or even in communication - after the events of the past three weeks, well, that definitely would.

Where is Tiger Woods? That's the big question everyone's trying to answer (Cruising to the Bahamas? 'Round-the-clock counseling? Secret night golfing?).

There are reports that Tiger is going all out to save his marriage and will check into rehab very shortly. But a tabloid tells a markedly different tale today.

The latest gossip comes from In Touch, which reports that a secret boat, not Tiger's yacht Privacy, is docked near Rachel Uchitel's Palm Beach condo.

Hmm ...

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Rachel Uchitel: America's Sweetheart and the O.G. Tiger Woods mistress.

On that vessel, the magazine claims, the two are carrying on the affair (check out Tiger's emails to her) - the one that blew the lid off this sex scandal.

"They have been sleeping together the entire time since the scandal broke," a source says of Tiger and Rachel, who he was (is?) supposedly falling for.

We highly doubt that's true. However, when E! asked her if she is still hanging out with Tiger, Rachel, master of the non-answer text, responded:

"I got a house here and 2 girlfriends have been here the entire time. I have family that lives in Palm Beach also, I had planned this before November."

Well, that clears it up then. Only not at all.

What we know for a fact is that Rachel is in Palm Beach and Tiger's boat has been docked in the harbor close by. Other than that, it's anyone's guess.

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Rachel Uchitel Rachel Uchitel works in the VIP department of the NYC club scene. As a result, she meets many celebrities. One of them was Bones star... More »
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