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Late last year, after she was outed as Tiger Woods' mistress, Rachel Uchitel was almost immediately in negotiations to pose for Playboy in early-to-mid 2010.

Apparently those negotiations bore fruit, because the professional home wrecker has signed a deal to get naked for Playboy in June! There's just one catch.

Tiger's #1 mistress has already struck an agreement, however she retains the right to pull out (har har) any time before the shoot, which is in three weeks.

Rachel also won't bare all - just the backside ... and the topside. So no full frontal Rachel Uchitel action for you. Just Tiger Woods ... and David Boreanaz.

Hot Rachel Uchitel Picture

We know one guy who's gonna buy this issue.

No word on when the spread will run, but this woman is something else, having lambasted Joslyn James for trying to cash in on her Tiger Woods affair fame.

You cashed in, too, Rache - Tiger just paid it all up front in your case.

You hardly seem averse from publicity and opportunities you're allow to pursue, either. Which is all good, just don't pretend you're not a fame whore too.

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Tiger Woods once texted that he wanted to choke, spank and pummel Joslyn James. Rachel Uchitel may want to do the same, albeit in a slightly different way.

Appearing on TMZ Live Friday to discuss her affair with David Boreanaz (classy), Rachel accused Joslyn of using her exploits with Tiger to become a celebrity.

Which is true, but that's like the pot calling the kettle black.

Calling Uchitel a hypocritical liar, Joslyn James responds: "I find it extremely funny that she is choosing to bash me in saying I am now making a career for myself from Tiger. Oh yeah, that's right. She got PAID by Tiger to keep her mouth shut."

Also true. Keep it going, ladies!

Joslyn James (Veronica Daniels)

Meow! The claws are out between Rachel Uchitel and Joslyn James!

"I find it funny that she says she was 'well known' before Tiger," James added. "I never heard of her before that. I was an actress and a dancer ... I gave that up because I was fooled in a relationship with Tiger, and merely went back to what I was doing."

So basically, she was a porn star, then a Tiger Woods mistress, then a porn star making a Tiger-themed porno based on her stint as a Tiger Woods mistress.

Makes perfect sense to us!

As for Rachel Uchitel, she says the alleged text messages to David Boreanaz (the married star she can still talk about legally), were fabricated and all lies.

"That's not how I talk," she says. "That's just not how we spoke to each other."

She cites an error in the messages that proves her case: "The man knows how to spell his wife's name!" Uchitel insists. "On those text messages that I saw, her name was spelled wrong. Why would he spell his wife's name wrong?"

Uhh, because he was sexting you at the time and the keys are really small?

What's funnier, that two Tiger Woods mistresses are arguing over who's a bigger attention whore, or the fact that one also slept with Bones star David Boreanaz?

Like Joslyn James and Tiger Woods, Rachel insists she was misled by Boreanaz: "I was in a relationship with somebody that made it very clear that he loved me, wanted to be with me, cared very much about me, wanted me to wait for him."

"I didn't see it as this thing where I was trying to break up a marriage."

Right, you just single out married celebrities by coincidence, Rache.

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Rachel Uchitel became a household name as Tiger Woods’ mistress.

But before she started the chain of events that sent Elin Woods into a 9-iron wielding rage and crushed Tiger's image and face, she was David Boreanaz's mistress.

This isn't a new revelation, but Uchitel is once again under scrutiny after a different woman came forward alleging an affair with the married Boreanaz this month.

Boreanaz went public with his infidelity, claiming the second chick tried to extort him in exchange for silence. But it appears his fling with Uchitel was more intense.

Newly-leaked Blackberry messages between them show Rachel being graphically seductive one minute, then raging mad for not spending time with her the next.

When mistresses wanna be exclusive, it gets ugly.

His wife, Jaime Bergman, was pregnant with their second child, and even though he texted Rachel during the labor, that wasn't enough for Uchitel. Here's an exchange:

Boreanaz: "This is not a good time."

Uchitel: “I can’t do this anymore. Just go. Just (bleeping) go and be with her.”

Boreanaz: “Why do u act like such a (bleeping) child!!! She is my wife”

Uchitel: “Oh, please!! You’re such a liar. You’re never leaving. You’ve wasted my time and I'm alone. I can’t f*%king be alone anymore. I’ve been alone my entire life.”

Boreanaz: “What the HELL are you talking about. We spend more than enough time together.”

You get the idea. The text messages offer a rare, explicit look inside an affair between two people who would later go on to make major gossip headlines for ... affairs.

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Rachel Uchitel is speaking out and denying rumors that she's the "other woman" who had an affair with and is trying to extort money from David Boreanaz.

The former NYC club hostess, who went on to be romantically linked to Tiger Woods and got an eight-figure settlement to shut up about it, said Thursday:

"David Boreanaz is not part of my life, nor will he be."

"I am not in contact with him and do not wish to be. I have made no claims against him and do not plan to assert any. Any statements to the contrary are false and I hope that this statement will finally end any speculation about this issue."

Professional Mistress

Rachel Uchitel is quick to get her name back in the news deny rumors.

"I am looking forward to a life not filled with scandal, rumor, innuendo or false statements. I will not have any further comment regarding David Boreanaz."

Thank goodness. With this rumor finally put to rest, you may now exhale and return to your lives. The above Rachel Uchitel statement is great because:

  • For someone who wants a life not filled with scandal, she sure likes to put out for rich, married celebrities ... you're kinda asking for this, Rache.
  • She did have an affair with David Boreanaz, while his wife Jaime Bergman was pregnant in fact - it's just not the affair in question this second.
  • She doesn't deny an affair with him, because it happened.
  • No one ever said she was the woman extorting Boreanaz.

But thanks for weighing in, Rache!

He's not a part of her life ... but he was before!

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The incomparable Rachel Uchitel is speaking out, denying any role in the newly revealed David Boreanaz extortion plot of which the Bones star speaks.

Rache is totally pissed off at reports that she tried to extort Boreanaz and she's going to do something about it - hold a live press conference, naturally.

Rachel Uchitel and Husband

In fact, the O.G. Tiger Woods mistress is flying back from Mexico tomorrow or Thursday to emphasize she has "never extorted anyone" out of money.

Which we already knew, but hey, why miss any conceivable opportunity to get your home-wrecking, fame-seeking face in front of the camera, right?

Rachel Uchitel: So sweet. So pretty. So morally bankrupt.

Rachel Uchitel did bone Boreanaz while his wife was pregnant, and before the Tiger Woods scandal exploded. But she is not the mistress who demanded a six-figure settlement from him, she maintains (and no one insinuated). 

In fact, reports say David told his wife, Jaime Bergman, about the affair before Star magazine broke the story last fall, and she was incredibly upset.

You can see why, since he was texting Rachel while Jaime was in labor.

Much more so than she is this time. It was Bergman who encouraged Boreanaz to come forward about the new, unnamed mistress' alleged extortion.

Both David Boreanaz mistresses are represented by Gloria Allred, who plans to argue that the Bones star deceived #2 by saying she was the only one.

Even while #1 is also her client. Oh, the irony ... and conflicts of interest.

Despite two huge scandals, all indications suggest that David Boreanaz and Jaime Bergman are working through things and remain committed to their marriage.

Boreanaz' lawyer, Marty Singer, calls the demand for money extortion. Rachel Uchitel reportedly got $10 million from Tiger Woods to shut her yap in the wake of that scandal, but that's not extortion - he coughed it up by choice.

No offense to David Boreanaz, but no way he's got $10 million just sitting around in his Bank of America checking account like Tiger freaking Woods.

Dude had to call her out. Your move, money-grubbing mistress. Your move.

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Before there was Tiger Woods, there was David Boreanaz.

Indeed, while Rachel Uchitel has made a name - and a lot of money - for herself by sleeping with the golfing great, she actually rose to infamy in October 2009 when THG reported Uchitel boned this Fox star.

Since then, Boreanaz has remained mum on the topic... until now. In a statement to People magazine this week, the Bones star writes about cheating on wife Jaime Bergman. Because he feels guilty and must repent? No.

Because he wants to get out in front of an alleged blackmail scheme. He says:

“Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was associated with a woman who I was involved with and had a relationship with. She asked for money. I felt as though I was being blackmailed or there was some sort of extortion.

“I just want to be open and honest. I was irresponsible. We’re working on our marriage. We’re working on repairing what has been damaged so badly.”

We don't know for a fact that Boreanaz is referring to Uchitel. Sources actually say he is NOT. But that just means the actor has more than one woman in his sordid past.

Consider this a Bones spoilers alert, readers: that show's star is a dog!

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Rachel Uchitel, the O.G. Tiger Woods mistress, has been hitting a Vegas dance studio, reportedly in preparation for - you know it! - Dancing with the Stars.

That would trump Kate Gosselin tenfold on the stunt casting scale. What's her title, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods (and David Boreanaz) Home Wrecker?

Fourth Place Finishers

This rumor has not been confirmed by ABC, however, so take it with a grain of salt. Also, we've learned Rache has other, more entrepreneurial plans.

Her own reality dating show.

Rachel Uchitel, two producers and an agent have gone to four different cable networks, pitching a show called - yes, we're serious - "Romancing Rachel." 

NO SHAME: Rachel Uchitel plots her next move(s).

The premise? Rache has a hard time meeting guys, thanks to recent events. Hey, it's hard out there for a home-wrecking, money-grubbing mistress!

Guys - hopefully not married ones - will court her on the show, which Uchitel has pitched to E!, VH1, Oxygen and Lifetime. Lifetime and E! passed.

VH1 (to the surprise of no one) and Oxygen are still in play, and one of the producers is Scott Jeffress (Jersey Shore, The Bachelor), so who knows.

What absolute trash. Her going dancing is one thing, but who would consider watching this?! Oh, who are we kidding, we're in. On one condition, that is:

Elin Woods busts in on the climactic date with a 9-iron.

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Looks like reports that Rachel Uchitel received a seven-figure confidentiality settlement from Tiger Woods were only partially true. She received that and more.

The first of many Tiger Woods mistresses to be exposed, and the one with the most dirt on the golfer, was rumored to have received $1-5 million to hush up.

Matt Hahn Photo

But sources now say Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from Rachel Uchitel that they "folded like a cheap suit" right off the bat.

Therefore, they made an initial offer of $10 million in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement before she could expose any details that could ruin him.

The actual settlement could fluctuate $1 million either way, depending on future circumstances, but the baseline for Rachel to keep quiet is eight figures. Wow.

Rachel Uchitel: The world's richest adulterer.

Compared to his other alleged mistresses, the sum is even more staggering. Some allegedly received hundred thousand dollars, and others got nothing at all.

Heck, all Mindy Lawton got was a chicken wrap from Subway, according to an interview she gave about the dirty cheapskate who was nearly busted nailing her.

Anyway, it speaks volumes about what Rachel knows.

There were reports Woods was in love with Uchitel, whose affair with the golfer triggered the fight with Elin Woods after Thanksgiving that exposed everything.

Speaking of Elin, if she plug on her marriage to Tiger, the backdrop of Rachel's enormous settlement might bolster whatever prenup the couple has in place.

For instance, if there's a prenup in which Elin Woods gets $5-10 million, given what he just paid his chief mistress, she would likely walk away with twice that.

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She'd be down, but due to her settlement with Tiger Woods, Rachel Uchitel cannot participate in the mistress beauty pageant that Howard Stern wants to throw.

Sad, we know. But this is Howard Stern we're talking about. He is a resourceful, driven individual, and he's not about to let this genius idea fall by the wayside.

One of Rachel's friends approached Howard's people today, asking that a cardboard version of Rachel in various states of dress could compete in the pageant.

Yes, really. Stern's show is trying to put it together and offer a $100,000 prize. Best of all? He's already got four Tiger Woods mistresses lined up to take part.

Living, breathing ones!

Rachel Uchitel was Tiger Woods' favorite mistress, and the first to be exposed. She'd likely win a beauty contest of all of his mistresses, if she were allowed to take part.

He's not saying who, but you know Jaimee Grubbs is game, and rest assured, a cardboard cutout of Rachel Uchitel could still easily win this title.

Joslyn James, Tiger? Really? Theresa Rogers? Honestly, dude?

In case you were unaware, the reason Uchitel can't participate is because of the seven-figure deal she signed with his camp to keep quiet about their affair.

This apparently wouldn't constitute discretion ... wonder why.

Who do you think is the hottest Tiger Woods mistress?

 

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Rachel Uchitel. Jake Pavelka. People one rarely associates with the other.

Nevertheless, the former NYC club hostess and Tiger Woods mistress, who landed a paying gig as a correspondent on Extra, interviewed The Bachelor star last night.

Going off the cue cards for once, Jake Pavelka spoke wistfully of the departed Ali Fedotowsky, who left at the end of this week's episode to go back to work.

One of the hard-hitting questions posed by Rachel Uchitel for the man of the hour: "When Ali went home [Monday], was she going to be one of the girls you kept?"

"Yes," Jake replied. "Ali was going to get a rose that night."

Think Tiger is jealous of Jake moving in on his Ambien-driven sex partner?

Pavelka said he was "heartbroken" to see her leave, and he's not the only one. Many fans were devastated about Ali Fedotowsky fleeing ... but will she be back?

That we'll have to see next week.

After the interview, Jake and Rachel naturally decided to do a little salsa dancing ... and he was definitely thinking dirty thoughts. Or at least the Jake equivalent.

Meanwhile, Vienna Girardi is plotting Uchitel's slow, painful death. No word on which Tiger Woods mistresses will somehow land TV gigs and interview Jake next.

Rachel Uchitel Biography

Rachel Uchitel Rachel Uchitel works in the VIP department of the NYC club scene. As a result, she meets many celebrities. One of them was Bones star... More »
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