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If you're married and a celebrity, Rachel Uchitel is available.

That much is true regardless of this story, which is based largely on hearsay, but come on. Would anyone put it past her to bone Jeremy London in Celebrity Rehab?

London's estranged wife Melissa says the Mallrats and Party of Five star is involved in a romantic relationship with the VIP Nightclub Hostess / professional mistress.

While he stopped short of denying a romance, London told Radar Online he had a strong relationship with Rachel Uchitel, an “amazing, intelligent, sensitive person.”

“I’m very protective of Rachel because of our friendship,” Jeremy London said.

“She’s been wrongfully persecuted by the media and because of what the media has done to me after I was nearly murdered, I relate to her.”

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Jeremy and Melissa, who wed in 2006, have had a rocky relationship that escalated after he was recently kidnapped, robbed and forced to smoke drugs during an ordeal in Palm Springs. The pair recently entered rehab together.

London then joined the crew of Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab 4, while Melissa checked into Pasadena Recovery Center, to be treated for a prescription drug addiction.

Since completing treatment, however, the pair has separated but remain legally married to this day - a prerequisite for any sexual relationship with Rachel Uchitel.

Just the same, London recently denied it's anything physical.

“Rachel and I are good friends PERIOD,” London said of his wife's accusations. “Melissa is ridiculous... she has no idea what she’s talking about and is like a child."

Uchitel, whose affairs with Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz made her a household name and very, very rich, just checked into a sober living facility in Malibu, Calif. ... supposedly to stay close to London and other Rehab cast members.

The plot thickens ...

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Hey, at least she went after a single guy for once.

Rachel Uchitel, the professional adulteress whose affair helped wreck Tiger Woods' home and nearly did the same to David Boreanaz, is back on the prowl.

Sadly, it looks like she struck out - with Jake Pavelka!

According to an inside source, Uchitel, who met Jake while he was on Dancing With the Stars and she was working as a correspondent for Extra, sent one of Pavelka’s closest friends an email asking to be set up with the newly-single ex-pilot.

Jake said thanks ... but no thanks.

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Rachel Uchitel wanted a ride on the wings of love. Not to be.

The Bachelor star just parted ways with Vienna Girardi, his airhead final rose recipient on the show, ending their engagement in a public feud for the ages.

Allegations of infidelity, lies, doubts about Jake’s sexual orientation (he says he's not gay) and an explosive interview on The Bachelorette made for a memorably ugly split. No wonder he's not looking to date again just yet.

Still picking up the pieces after the Vienna debacle, the Dallas native wasn't interested in the Celebrity Rehab 4 alum’s advances: “Jake thinks she’s probably a ‘nice girl’ but isn’t looking to date anytime soon,” the source said.

A nice girl? Are we talking about the same Rachel Uchitel?

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Tiger Woods' people recently reached out to his former mistress Rachel Uchitel, but it wasn't to schedule any late-night, Ambien-fueled sex romps this time.

Despite recent rumors, Rachel and Tiger are not getting married, and Rachel isn't pregnant with Woods' love child. Devon James already worked that angle.

The two haven't spoken to each other in months, but his attorneys contacted her because they were concerned about her going on VH1's Celebrity Rehab.

Since she's famous for doing Tiger Woods (sorry David Boreanaz), they were understandably concerned she'd talk about it on the show, which she can't.

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Tiger Woods can rest easy. Rachel Uchitel didn't talk about him.

Woods' attorneys called to ensure Tiger was not mentioned even once, which she is not allowed to under the terms of that $10 million confidentiality deal.

Production sources connected with Celebrity Rehab say Rachel Uchitel never uttered a certain golfing great's name, and was a standout among the group!

“She made a very poignant speech [at the graduation], and she has probably progressed the most among the group," says a source close to the show.

"Even though she briefly left the show, when she came back, Rachel was more focused, and realized the work that she needed to do on herself."

That's what it's all about, right?

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Not even 24 hours after bolting Celebrity Rehab, Rachel Uchitel is back, baby.

Tiger Woods' preferred mistress quit the VH1 reality show after storming off in a huff, but agreed to come back after producers tracked her down.

The "VIP Hostess" returned after castmates - including Hills douche Jason Wahler, actor Eric Roberts and model Janice Dickinson - urged her to.

You know what they say. Always listen to Jason Wahler.

Why did she bolt? Not because Dr. Drew brought up Tiger Woods, sadly. She's not even allowed, legally, to talk about the golfer in any way at all.

SHE'S BACK: Rachel Uchitel is in Celebrity Rehab. This has nothing to do with Tiger Woods whatsoever. We just threw this picture of him up there for fun.

Her departure followed an intense therapy session while discussing her late father who died of a cocaine overdose in his 40s (Rachel Uchitel was 15).

Despite reports she has a pill problem, specifically with the sleep aid Ambien, sources have said Uchitel is on the show because of "emotional issues."

That's a polite way of saying "an addiction to banging married celebrities."

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Declaring "I quit" and running away from the set, Rachel Uchitel apparently couldn't handle the intense pressure of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Instead, Tiger Woods' mistress checked into a swanky hotel.

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"After a very intense day of filming, Rachel couldn't handle being at the Pasadena Recovery Center" and left, according to a Radar Online source.

Rache fled for Beverly Hills' L'Ermitage Hotel after an intense day with Dr. Drew, during which she "had trouble coping with the issues" discussed.

We reported in recent weeks that Uchitel is being treated for "emotional issues" (i.e. banging married celebrities) as well as an addiction to pills.

She was discussing her issues with self-esteem and self-worth, along with her addiction to Ambien when absolutely lost it and bolted the set.

Rachel Uchitel flaked on Celebrity Rehab 4 ... but will she be back?

Producers located Uchitel the next morning. "Producers arrived at the hotel the following morning, and calm prevailed," says an inside source.

"Rachel simply needed some time away from the intense pressure and scrutiny she is dealing with. She agreed to go back to Celebrity Rehab."

"Rachel has never had to face these kind of issues like this before, and talking about it pushed her over the edge, and her instinct was to run."

Well, sure. Of course, Rachel isn't legally allowed to talk about her affair with Tiger Woods, but the world's #1 golfer looms large in her life.

“Her issues go beyond Tiger, but he was the catalyst that pushed her over the edge," a close source said of the 35-year-old "VIP hostess."

No word if she'll talk about David Boreanaz.

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She's been in Celebrity Rehab less than a week, and Rachel Uchitel has already licked her addiction to prescription drugs ... yup, Dr. Drew is just that good!

Actually, she was never was addicted in the first place.

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That's the rumor stemming from Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, where sources close to the production say she never really had a pill-popping problem.

It was reported earlier in the week that she was hooked on Ambien - a sleep aid she'd used during feverish sex romps with Tiger Woods, incidentally.

Who knew sleeping with married stars was a treatable ailment?

There's no addiction to it, though, apparently.

Instead, Rachel is getting "genuine treatment for emotional issues." Gee, wonder what those might consist of ... Drew's gonna have his hands full!

A source notes that Rachel Uchitel is "taking it seriously, and getting as much out of this as the cast members who are dealing with drugs or booze."

We wish her the best, and wish Dr. Drew luck. We would recommend he take away her Blackberry, though. That can only lead to crazy sex calls. 

Or needy text messages to David Boreanaz.

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As we reported yesterday, Rachel Uchitel joined the cast of Celebrity Rehab. Amazingly, her addiction is not having affairs with married celebrities, but drugs.

Of the prescription variety: Ambien to be precise.

That ring any bells? It should, considering that she did the drug with Tiger Woods, whose Ambien-fueled sex romps with his chief mistress are no secret.

He also dreamed of an Uchitel-Derek Jeter-David Boreanaz threesome during an Ambien-fueled dream at one point, but that's a story for another time.

In new email messages between Uchitel and Woods obtained by Radar Online, the golfer asked her for Ambien - and she worried about their addiction.

“Would it be possible for you to get us some more Ambien,” Woods emailed her in November of last year, right before his cheating ways were exposed.

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FORMER LOVERS: Of each other, and of Ambien.

Uchitel responded, “Ok, but we need to talk about this. I don’t know how to deal with us possibly being addicted to prescription meds. What can I say to make you stop taking Ambien excessively? What can I do to prove that I’m worried?”

“I feel like taking pills is my only alternative!” Woods answered.

There is no indication that Tiger is or was addicted to Ambien, a sedative and hypnotic known to increase sexual pleasure immediately after it is taken.

Rachel Uchitel is another story.

Their affair came to a crashing halt when Tiger's Escalade crashed into a tree following his attempt to flee an enraged Elin Woods, but it doesn't look like the professional adulterer has slowed down in her Ambien consumption since.

She joined Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew this week. Celebrity Apprentice had been courting her as well, but the Donald is no longer interested.

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Rachel Uchitel just got fired Donald Trump before she was even hired.

The real estate mogul / reality star offered Tiger Woods' mistress a spot on the next season of Celebrity Apprentice, which she accepted verbally, sources say. 

Now that she's joining the cast of Celebrity Rehab instead, which we reported earlier today, Trump takes it back, questioning the professional adulterer's move.

"It's a terrible decision, he said. "We have zero interest in her now."

Rough, but the man does make a point: "Look at what Celebrity Apprentice did for Piers Morgan. He's getting Larry King's job. She made a bad mistake."

UCHITEL SHE BLEW IT: The Donald says The Mistress dropped the ball.

"Celebrity Apprentice is a huge show. Celebrity Rehab is not. I have 10 people who want to be on the show for every slot that's available. I'm moving on."

Celebrity Rehab sources say Rachel Uchitel originally turned it down, but producers doubled their offer and Dr. Drew personally visited her, so she agreed.

Uchitel will make around $500,000 for her stint on the show, or about 5 percent of what Tiger Woods allegedly paid her to never, ever talk about him.

Having an affair with Tiger is almost as lucrative as being Tiger.

A rep from VH1 claims Uchitel, who will be joined by Jeremy London, Janice Dickinson, Jason Wahler and Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis on the program, is hoping to kick an addiction to railing married celebrities prescription drugs.

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The cast of Celebrity Rehab has been unveiled, and there's a real wild card:

The pilgrim of Tiger Woods mistresses, Rachel Uchitel. Yes, we're serious. What's she even in need of rehab for? Addiction to sleeping with married celebrities?

Uchitel, sources confirmed to E! News, is also in the running for a slot on another reality show: Donald Trump's forthcoming installment of Celebrity Apprentice.

What Rachel Uchitel brings to the table in either show is unclear, but she won't be talking about Tiger Woods, given her multi-million dollar confidentiality deal.

We can't wait for the title card saying "Rachel: David Boreanaz Plaything."

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Other cast members include Jeremy London (pictured), whose drug addiction has been "day-to-day struggle." More peeps Dr. Drew will try to whip into shape:

  • Model-turned-reality-TV-whore Janice Dickinson
  • Oft-arrested The Hills bad boy Jason Wahler
  • Troubled former teenage idol Leif Garrett
  • Jason Davis (brother of Brandon Davis)
  • Frankie Lons (mother of Keyshia Cole)

Filming had been postponed because producers couldn't lock down a strong enough cast. Guess Rachel Uchitel and Jeremy London solved that problem.

Also funny? Tila Tequila was kicked out ... before it even began.

The group will undergo 21 days of intense detoxification and treatment at the Pasadena Recovery Center. Episodes are set to premiere later this year.

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Rachel Uchitel is an attractive, alleged nightclub hostess in her mid-30s famous for having affairs with married stars David Boreanaz and Tiger Woods.

It that's Celebrity Apprentice material, that is?

Donald Trump wants in on the action with Tiger's #1 mistress, offering her a spot on the next season of Celebrity Apprentice, The Donald told TMZ.

A longtime friend of Tiger's, Trump personally called Rachel Uchitel about three weeks ago and offered her the spot, telling her she'd be "awesome."

The billionaire is not just throwing that out there for kicks, either. Uchitel was asked if she was going to take the offer, and she said, "Absolutely."

YOU'RE HIRED! Donald Trump wants to bring Rachel Uchitel on board Celebrity Apprentice. In other news, Celebrity Apprentice is apparently still on the air.

NBC has the final say on Uchitel, but Donald usually gets his way, and NBC gave the green light to Rod Blagojevich, so the bar is set really low.

It would be funny to bring on Rachel, yet because she is bound by a confidentiality agreement, she'd be unable to breathe one word about Tiger.

What would her back story even be, then, as far as what airs on the program? That she sent these explicit text messages to David Boreanaz?

Here's hoping we get the chance to find out! The good news for Trump is that if she has a change of heart, there are some good backup plans.

Devon James would definitely do it.

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Rachel Uchitel Rachel Uchitel works in the VIP department of the NYC club scene. As a result, she meets many celebrities. One of them was Bones star... More »
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