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It appears as if the UK is having a bit of a problem with male genitalia making headlines lately. 

Last time it was the Pembrokeshire Herald running an ad for Enterprise that does a little more than pick people up and today it's the BBC involving a picture of Prince William with a bit of an appendage doodled on his head.

Prince William Penis Doodle

The photo of Prince William and wife, Kate Middleton, shows what happens when Brits get bored apparently. Perhaps there isn't enough Royal Baby news to keep them occupied?

While the penis may be making the news, let's not overlook the soul patch. I think we can all agree that it is probably the more egregious of the facial adornments.

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Welcome, readers, to a royal edition of THG's Caption Contest!

This afternoon's image comes to us from the steps of London's St. Mary's Hospital, where we were treated to some great Royal Baby photos this week.

Being a new parent leads to awkward moments, even if you're Kate Middleton and Prince William. What do you think would be a great caption for this one?

Just leave comment(s) with your best caption(s) for the funny photo of them below! Go to it! Our winner will be announced Monday. Good luck ...

UPDATE: Your winner is Lauren. Congratulations!

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He's got a good colon on him, that's for sure.

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Britain is about to be overrun by Georges now that the Royal Baby name has been announced, with a surge in popularity of at least 32 percent expected.

Kate Middleton, Prince William and Baby

Royal baby names are always trend-setters, and George - just as William and Harry were three decades ago - will likely be no exception in 2014.

The UK can expect at least 1,400 more baby Georges to be born this coming year, reaching approximately 5,740 in total, versus the past year.

That would push George, the son of Kate Middleton and Prince William, from 12th to fourth place on the list of most popular boy names nationwide.

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After months of speculation, the Royal Baby betting market is officially closed:

HRH The Prince of Cambridge now has a name: George Alexander Louis!

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  • George Alexander Louis, Parents

The 31-year-old Kate Middleton gave birth to the prince on Monday, and the couple took him home from the hospital last night, just over 24 hours later.

Not before providing us with some precious Royal Baby photos, fortunately.

The couple confirmed the Royal Baby's name on Twitter moments ago:

"The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to announce that they have named their son George Alexander Louis," Clarence House confirmed.

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Not even two days after she gave birth, Kate Middleton, Prince William and His Royal Highness the Prince of Cambridge are homeward bound.

Monday saw Middleton give birth to the as-yet-unnamed heir to the throne. Tuesday saw the proud parents pose for the first Royal Baby photos.

Wednesday, they're home. Simple as that.

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  • Prince William, Car Seat

Reporters and fans cheered loudly as William, 31, emerged out of the large double doors of St. Mary's Hospital with a Britax car seat in hand last night.

The good-natured prince hopped around the back of a waiting black Range Rover, securing his precious cargo in the back behind the driver's seat.

Kate Middleton slid into the back next to her son.

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New parents Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted the Royal Baby just moments ago, posing outside the hospital door with the young one.

One day after his birth, the as-yet-unnamed Prince of Cambridge made his global debut outside the Lindo Wing at St. Mary's Hospital in London.

Palace reps confirmed that "the Duchess is to be discharged from the hospital."

The new family are expected to briefly go back inside the facility, put the newborn in his car seat, and then head home to Kensington Palace this evening.

Royals. They're just like us.

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Kate Middleton and Prince William, both 31, smiled for hundreds of cameras and cheering well-wishers while offering the first glimpse of their little one.

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Kate Middleton and Prince William, who welcomed the Royal Baby Monday, issued a statement thanking the hospital for all the facility has done.

Prince William, Duchess Catherine

The first-time parents said, "We would like to thank the staff at the Lindo Wing and the whole hospital for the tremendous care the three of us have received."

"We know it has been a very busy period for the hospital and we would like to thank everyone - staff, patients and visitors - for their understanding."

A spokesman for Kensington Palace added of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, both 31, "Mother, son and father are all doing well this morning."

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by Free Britney at . Comments

Prince William and Kate Middleton welcomed the Royal Baby Monday.

Maybe you heard that. It's a healthy baby boy, weighing 8 lbs., 6 oz.

As for the little heir's name, that has not been released at this time.

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It's unclear when it will be, or if they've even chosen one, but bookmakers say George has the best odds (yes, people have placed bets on this for months).

Other fan favorite choices so far include James, Phillip and Edward.

While it's still anyone's guess what the Royal Baby name is, you can assume it will be traditional. No Apple, Cricket or North West for these two. Call it a hunch.

Until we know for sure, it's up to you to vote, THGers! Tell us below:

What should Prince William and Kate Middleton name their son?

 

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His statement was short and sweet, but summed it up perfectly.

Prince William said Monday that, "We could not be happier."

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After weeks of anticipation, Duchess Catherine, more commonly known as Kate Middleton, finally gave birth to the Royal Baby on Monday, July 22.

It's a boy, though his name has not been revealed.

An aide says William, 31, spent his first night as a father at St. Mary's Hospital in Paddington, London, with, Kate, 31, and their little newborn son.

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A healthy eight-pound, six-ounce boy born at 4:24 p.m. at St. Mary's Hospital in London today doesn't even have a name yet, but he needs no introduction.

He's the Royal Baby, people. A few hours ago, Kate Middleton gave birth to HRH Prince of Cambridge and future heir to the throne! Bow down!

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The first child of Kate and Prince William is instantly third in British line of succession, behind William and his father Prince Charles (sorry Harry).

The British royals aren't the only ones celebrating Kate Middleton and Prince William's new addition. Celebrities on both sides of the Atlantic are ecstatic.

Or at least turning to Twitter for their best one-liners. See some of the reactions below:

NeNe Leakes (‏@NeNeLeakes)
Royal baby boy!

Ellen Page ‏(@EllenPage)
Woah people seem super excited for this new british band, the royal baby.

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