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Kate Middleton and Prince William have either set a date for their wedding...

... or called it quits due to a lack of one.

It all depends on which tabloid story one believes, as two of the nation's most ridiculous, least reliable publications have come out with opposing reports this week. See for yourself:

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On one hand, it makes sense for Middleton to "cozy up to [William's] best friend's brother," as teased above; she's allegedly angry at him for continually cheating over the years.

Then again, the couple reportedly stands to inherit $20 billion if they tie the knot. Could they really turn such a sum down?

Of course, these reports are all based on tabloid tales that quote anonymous sources; change facts more often than Bachelor contestants call off engagements; and capitalize whatever headlines will sell the most copies each week.

Without an Royal engagement even announced, just click on the pics below to see what nonsense various rags have claimed about Middleton and William over the last few months:

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Forget the Royal Wedding of the Century.

We may be looking at an all-time royal mess.

Despite engagement rumors floating over her head, Kate Middleton is reportedly considering an end to her relationship with Prince William. The reason? A four-year old photo that proves he cheated on her with British singer Natasha Hamilton.

It's unclear why this picture, which was published in tabloids at the time, is causing a stir now - but insiders say it's due to Kate's realization that William has been "disrespectful" to her for a long time, and will continue to be even if they get married.

"Kate is now being warned by royal courtiers that she must be prepared for William to follow in his philandering father's footsteps and take a mistress," a source told The National Enquirer.

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The tabloid even quotes one of the Queen's advisors, who allegedly said to Middleton:

"It won't be IF he does, my dear. It will be WHEN he does - and then you must simply turn a blind eye."

Kate felt "physically ill" at this possibility, the source reports, causing her to rethink the wedding. We have no idea why. According to Mel Gibson, a woman's place is on her knees, not on some high horse.

Give William a break, girlfriend!

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Prince William turned 28 years old earlier this month, but there's really no need to get him a birthday present.

The guy is about to be $20 billion richer.

While it's being overhyped by tabloids around the world, there's little doubt that William will eventually marry long-time girlfriend Kate Middleton. Once this marriage takes place, sources say the couple will inherent more money than even Heather Mills would know what to do with.

British journalist Katie Nicholl lists the items coming the pair's way as "crown jewels, property, the royal art collection, a palace, and a new Audi."

She estimates the jewelry covering Kate on her wedding day alone to be valued at around $57 million.

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Prince William and Kate Middleton will soon get married, inherit billions, rule England and... wait! Justin Bieber has a secret girlfriend?!?

Moreover, William will become the owner of Queen Elizabeth's private art collection, which includes masterpieces by Leonardo da Vinci and is worth at least $15 billion.

Yes, that's billion. Somewhere, Khloe Kardashian is realizing she married the wrong man for money and attention.

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Based on recent tabloid reports, Prince William might soon be engaged and might soon be a father.

But this much we know for certain: he's 28 years old today!

The hunky piece of royalty shares a birthday with former American Idol winner Kris Allen and his relationship with Kate Middleton is at the center of British gossip magazines every week of every month of every years. We almost feel badly for him, but then we take a look at his face.

And who can have pity for such a stud muffin?!? Happy birthday, Big Will!

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This week's Life & Style features a cover story that claims Robert Pattinson dumped Kristen Stewart because she's too sad of a human being.

Incredibly, this is NOT the most ridiculously false, misleading report in a new magazine issue, as Star earns that dishonor for the following headline:

Kate Middleton Pregnant?

As soon as this cover made the Internt rounds, a royal palace spokesperson labeled the Kate Middleton rumor as "complete nonsense."

It's not the first time Kate and Prince William have been in the news this month. Tabloids have amped up their coverage of the world famous twosome once again, as rumors of an engagement and huge wedding persist.

Neither side of the couple has said much in recent days. Probably because they're embarrassed about their country's recent World Cup tie with the United States.

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At some point, Kate Middleton and Prince William will likely get married.

Here's to hoping the ceremony takes place in a town hall civil ceremony!

That would show these annoying supermarket tabloids, who continue to cash in on the mere presumptions of what this royal wedding will look like.

In the latest example of anonymous sources citing unspecified facts regarding the couple's plans, OK! Weekly reports that William and Kate will attempt to duplicate the nuptials of the former's late mother, Princess Diana.

"Princess Diana talked about what she wanted her sons’ weddings to be like even when she was pregnant with them," said a source.

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Ironically, Princess Diana was also killed because the paparazzi were chasing her limo. So it's nice to see celebrity gossip reporters have learned from their mistakes and are giving William and Kate room to breathe.

Sigh.

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Prince William has not officially proposed yet to Kate Middleton.

Still, reports indicate that we may need to prepare ourself for the Wedding of the Century, a title that might be a lot more dramatic if this century weren't just a decade old.

Wedding of the Century

Author Nicholas Davies, who penned William: King for the 21st Century, told Star Magazine this week:

“William has always said he will be ready for marriage after his 28th birthday - that’s next month. The timing is perfect for a wedding this year.”

What might such a ceremony include? Expensive gowns, lavish bouquets and more jewelry than you'd find in the closet of Joan Rivers. It would be highlighted by the 18-karat sapphire and diamond engagement ring William inherited from his late mother, Diana.

Insiders estimate that three billion people would tune in the the wedding. That's almost as many as have purchased the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape.

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Their relationship has been as up-and-down as that of Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian.

But Prince William and Kate Middleton got back together last year, and a new report suggests they won't be breaking up ever again.

According to TheDailyBeast.com, the prince will likely propose to his girlfriend this summer.

"A high-placed source in royal circles tells me that two days in June have been mysteriously blocked out on the palace diaries — June 3 and 4," said Tina Brown, who runs The Beast and has written a biography Princess Diana.

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Brown adds that a wedding would follow in November, the timing of which makes sense because:

"Philip will be 90 in June 2011, and the Queen celebrates her diamond jubilee — 60 years on the throne — in February 2012. Their closeness to their grandson, especially Philip, makes them eager, I am told, to see William settled in matrimony."

Last summer, other sources echoed this sentiment, stating that William and Kate would be headed down the aisle some time in the next two years. Might that time be near?

If so, expect a wedding that would make Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's look like a small affair.

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Rumors of a royal wedding are intensifying as CBS says it's no longer a question of "if," but "when" Prince William and Kate Middleton will walk down the aisle.

They're both 27, and have been together, "more or less," for eight years.

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The latest rumor is that William and Kate have come to an "understanding," if not an engagement. They are headed down the path to marriage - just not now.

That's stating the obvious, according to one source, who says, "Everyone believes Prince William and Kate Middleton will be together, eventually married."

The latest report claims is likely based on plans for the couple to wed before William's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth, marks 60 years on the throne in 2012.

That means Prince William and Kate Middleton have just three years to tie the knot - and the clock is ticking: "She has to learn to speak in public," says a royal family observer. "We've never heard Kate Middleton speak, and she's a shy girl."

"She will be having media training."

Another celebrity gossip report in Britain says William will be spending some time with his father, Prince Charles this month, and teasingly asks, "Will they discuss a wedding announcement? Wait and see!" We're totally convinced.

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Prince William and Kate Middleton have done their best to keep their relationship quiet.

But that's a challenge when you're British royalty and all.

Therefore, it was major news across the Atlantic over the weekend when witnesses spotted rare moment of public affection between the two as they walked from a post-polo match party near Windsor, England.

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"William spent about 40 minutes at the party after his match, and then picked up Kate and they wandered back to the car," a source told People. "He put his left arm around her back and there was plenty of smiling between them."

There was plenty of bodily fluids exchanged between them later, too, we're sure... if you know what we mean!

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Click on the pics above for a brief look back at the relationship between Prince William and Kate Middleton.

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