Queen of the Booty. Lord of the Arsetocracy. Three years after the wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William ... we're still talking about Pippa Middleton's butt.
Just when you thought that subject was in the (cough) rear view mirror, here comes Stephane Bern, Knight of the Order of Grimaldo and an etiquette expert.
He alleged this week that Pippa wore padding in her dress:
"Of course she had a false bottom," the 50-year-old said. "I repeat it: She had a false bottom. You take her away from that and she has normal buttocks."
Bern's belated public accusations didn't stop there, either.
"It was an optical illusion; she knew there were a billion people watching," he said, adding that Pippa Middleton knew "it was the moment to show it."
Did she or didn't she? Does it matter? Does anyone care?
The 30-year-old herself addressed the speculation (and all the attention) at the Women in Advertising and Communications dinner back in February.