Lord of the Arsetocracy, Queen of the Booty, Her Royal Hotness and the UK's #1 eligible Bachelorette, Philippa Charlotte "Pippa" Middleton turns 29 today.
Pip, Pip Hooray!
Consumers of celebrity gossip could be forgiven for thinking it was she, not older sister Kate Middleton, who married into the royal family in 2011.
Ever since she walked into Westminster Abbey, Pippa Middleton has become a fascination of the news media on both sides of the Atlantic Ocean.
The younger Middleton's good looks (her derriere especially) and high-society lifestyle have inspired countless tabloid reports, as well as Facebook fan pages.