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On A&E's Duck Dynasty Season 6 Episode 6, Jase and company "debugged" the family duck blinds, while CEO Willie tried to teach the kids about business.

Because it always beats working, Jase took some of the guys from Duck Commander on a search for crawfish ... inside the duck blinds on the family land.

Jase loves crawfish almost as much as he loves frogs, so he's willing to go to great lengths to acquire them, despite what you might call occupational hazards.

John Godwin went into a blind and encountered a gator - one that was "Godzilla big, like a bull,” he said - but which Willie removed with his bare hands.

Godwin exaggerations aside, it was thus time to debug the blinds, or in layman's terms, clean them the heck out so there are no critters living in there.

Being a duck hunter, Jase explains is not what the public makes it out to be or what you would simply assume if you watch Duck Dynasty online.

It's serious effort, with a lot of preparation, tedious tasks and Jase's equivalent of paperwork - cleaning out the blinds. Still beats actual paperwork, Jase.

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On A&E's Duck Dynasty Season 6 Episode 5, the gang seriously considered revamping the Duck Commander logo, crazy as that might sound to fans.

The motto "if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it," applies to many things in life, and the Robertson family certainly embraces it with its emphasis on family and tradition.

Yet CEO Willie put it in everybody's heads that he wants to hire someone to design a snazzy new Duck Commander symbol to reinvigorate the brand.

The flying duck has been the main image of the Robertson’s family business since 1972, when the Duck Commander himself, Phil Robertson, founded it.

Ultimately, despite Jase Robertson and the guys getting a little carried away in response to the idea, the logo change is scuttled and everyone is happy.

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Duck Dynasty is back to stir more controversy (or mostly just good family fun, as the controversy seems to revolve around issues outside the show) on A&E.

On Duck Dynasty Season 6 Episode 1, Willie Robertson received an award from Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, a longtime, vocal supporter of the reality series.

Willie’s son John Luke was to introduce Jindal at an awards ceremony at Duck Commander, if he stops farting long enough to finish his speech that is.

At the Duck Commander warehouse, Godwin, Martin, Jase, Si, and Jep are busy making duck calls, and by that we obviously mean playing basketball.

Willie is not amused, or probably surprised.

At Phil Robertson and Miss Kay’s house, she is modeling outfits that she wants to wear for the event, until Sadie and Korie decide to take her shopping.

They find success, according to Phil.

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There's a good reason most porn stars don't use their real names. They don't want people to know who they are. Or their real name is just not sexy at all. 

Thanks to the Internet, finding a porn star name is as easy as Googling "porn star name generator," which is exactly what we did to determine these.

Some celebrity porn star names derived from this method proved absolutely perfect. Others are just awkward. Kind of like porn itself, you might say.

The following pictures are all totally safe for work, but the mental images you might get from imagining some of these celebrities doing porn?

Probably not so safe. Keep those to yourself!

James Franco
James Franco is Mister Tang. Why does that sound like something he'd actually call himself?

And let's not forget the celebrities who are amateur porn stars, for real. We're saying they made sex tapes and/or actual full-on porn productions:

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Duck Dynasty star Alan Robertson can be seen vehemently defending his dad, Phil Robertson, and his views on homosexuality in a new YouTube video.

Minister Alan, the eldest of Phil's four Robertson sons, called his father "a 21st Century prophet" at a speech in Washington, D.C. earlier this month.

Phil Robertson doubled down last month on the homophobic views he famously shared with GQ with a fiery sermon at his church on Easter Sunday.

The Duck Dynasty patriarch quoted from the scripture in lambasting the homosexual offenders and criticizing the media response to his interview.

Alan, the beardless Duck Dynasty brother, then spoke up for his father at a religious event earlier this month, even likening Phil to John the Baptist.

According to Alan, Phil "has the heart and mindset of a prophet" with his "long hair, long beard ... naturally camouflaged, he ate off the land and he pointed people to Christ."

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The controversial Phil Robertson is at it again, blasting “homosexual offenders” in a sermon at Whites Ferry Road Church in his hometown of West Monroe, La., on Easter.

The Duck Dynasty star's controversial beliefs, and the unfiltered, coarse language he used to express them, famously made waves in December 2013.

After likening homosexuality to bestiality in an interview with GQ, he was suspended from A&E, though he was eventually reinstated amid public outcry.

Phil Robertson did release a public apology that read in part, “I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me."

"We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be much better off if we loved God and loved each other.”

That inclusive, benevolent attitude was nowhere to be seen on April 20, however.

“What’s [Jesus] coming back for?” Robertson asked the packed congregation.

“To bring salvation to those who are waiting for it. Are you waiting on Jesus? Or are you afraid to see that sky busting, you see him coming? You got two lists.”

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Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson's anti-gay comments drew the ire of many last year, but son Willie Robertson is quick to defend his father.

Willie and his wife, Korie, sat down with CNN last week to talk about the controversial statements Phil Robertson made to GQ about modern immorality.

The 67-year-old Duck Commander founder had pondered in the magazine's January issue how "a man's anus" could be more desirable than a vagina.

He also likened gay sex to a sin comparable to bestiality and paraphrased 1 Corinthians, which lists those who will not inherit the kingdom of God.

"I believe what the Bible says," Willie Robertson said. "That's what he says to put those in. Now, you have to read the Bible and make up your own mind."

"You have to decide and God will ultimately decide that."

"We don't profess to be God and we certainly don't profess to be perfect," he went on, "because we have our own sins we deal with."

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Duck Dynasty Season 5 is in the books following an hour-long finale on Wednesday that was a little out of the ordinary for the popular A&E reality show.

How so? In between Willie and Jase trading zingers and Phil battling yuppies for alpha male supremacy was the story of a little girl who wants a party.

When you watch Duck Dynasty online, you'll see that despite the controversy and redneck jokes, the series is as much about family and heart as any.

In Duck Dynasty Season 5 Episode 10, Mia Robertson, Jase and Missy's daughter, was facing her fifth major surgery to address her cleft lip and palate.

Before her operation, Jase (a much bigger softie than he lets on) and Missy the youngster her the option to do whatever she wants as a big send off.

After hearing about a famous Uncle Willie and Daddy wrestling match, Mia chooses a big family reunion, with all of the extended cousins as well.

Dad did not let her down. "Cut to the Chase" Jase brings back his classic nickname from the Christmas special to do battle in the wrestling ring.

His opponent? "Get Back to Work" Willie, in the full-sized wrestling ring they rented. And they go at it, WWE style. It was weird, but in an awesome way.

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On Duck Dynasty Season 5 Episode 8, the Duck Commander gang built a playhouse for the kiddos. Jep's kiddos, to be specific. He's got four and they are adorable!

The issue was that with Jep nursing an injured wrist, he had to outsource this important project to Jase, Martin and Godwin, making the results at best unpredictable.

And entertaining, obviously, whenever Team Jase is involved.

In the end what he got was a fort/duck blind hybrid. Pretty cool, no? As patriarch Phil put it, it looks more like something you put prisoners in for solitary.

You be the judge regarding whether that makes it a success.

Jessica Robertson would fall into the "no" category. She was not what you'd call pleased with the jail-like structure, but perhaps she'll come around soon.

Hey, when you call upon free manual labor, you roll the dice.

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Duck Dynasty Season 5 Episode 6, “G.I. Si," featured the gang staging an epic battle in the name of G.I. Joe, who played a key role in the installment.

Miss Kay tried to encourage her brood of boys to give their old toys to charity, an idea that was warmly received until Willie saw a G.I. Joe action figure.

Willie Robertson on Duck Dynasty

Willie urged Kay to reconsider, given its sentimental value, but quickly, this devolved into an argument over who the famous action figure really belonged to.

Jase claimed G.I. Joe was his, words were exchanged, and before you knew it (and yet you knew it was coming), Willie and Jase take it to the extreme.

A debate about who would make a better soldier - Uncle Si pointing out that he was the only actual soldier in the family - leads to a Duck Dynasty paintball war.

To the winner goes G.I. Joe himself.

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