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Golden Globes drama? What Golden Globes drama?

The real action took place on Bravo last night, as The Real Housewives of Atlanta featured rude house guests, terrible friends and waterworks galore.

First, there was Kenya, ruining Porsha's surprise by telling NeNe that Porsha was moving into her neighborhood. Did NeNe respond with a celebratory fist pump or a squeal of you? Of course not.

She made Porsha cry by telling her she's a bad pal for not keeping her informed of this decision.

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It was "Midnight in the Garden of Tea and Shade" but it was hard to figure out what The Real Housewives of Atlanta were more upset about. We recap all the bugs, brawls, and bawling in our THG +/- review.

Honestly, you'd think Phaedra Parks was watching an ax murderer from the look on her face here…

Phaedra Shrieks

But we'll get back to that in a bit. 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 9 could have been a Barbara Walters Special there were so many tears shed during the hour. I'm sure that Savannah mansion probably had to restock on Kleenex by the time the ladies were gone.

Minus 20 because as NeNe Leakes said, watching everyone crying their eyes out really wasn't a lot of fun.  Of course NeNe caused her share of the water works.

Did anyone else find it funny that NeNe was handing out parenting advice? 

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They finally make it to Savannah and The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 8 argue over "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" while Porsha Williams tries to figure out where the train went. We don't know whether to laugh or cry but we recap it all in our THG +/- review.

We pickup where we left off last week with the ladies on the bus to Savannah and talk about marriage makes Porsha cry so hard that her makeup is literally sliding off her face. - Minus 12.

Porsha Williams in Tears

Porsha's day goes from bad to worse. On the bus ride she seems to say that if a wife isn't having sex with her husband every day then she should expect him to cheat and "I feel that all wives should be submissive to the right person." Minus 33. 

Whoa. Apparently Kordell really had this girl trained. But if that's really what he wanted then why did he let her go?

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta head to Savannah and it should be "Savann-No" because the trip is off the chain before it even gets started. We recap the extreme tardiness, how one Housewife fuels the flames, and how Kandi checks Momma Joyce in our THG +/- review

Honestly I wouldn't have blamed NeNe Leakes if she threw her hands in the air and called the whole trip off….

Hands In the Air

But we know that's not about to happen so let's start at the beginning of The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 7 as everyone has things to do before they get on their way. 

Like Kandi Burruss who heads over to Cynthia Bailey's to lament her Momma drama, figuring if anyone would understand it would be Cyntha. Plus 10.

But even Cynthia is bowled over by this level of family craziness. I love it when Kandi calls her Momma and her aunts "the old lady gang." Plus 23. That's exactly what they were as they tried to bully Carmon into leaving the bridal salon. 

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta gave us the saga of the "The Old Lady and the Shoe" but I wish Mama Joyce would just put her shoes back on and walk out the door. We recap the wedding dress drama in our THG +/- review.

But first Kandi Burruss takes the girls to a dance class to get them moving but Cynthia Bailey's sparkles nearly blinded me. Minus 15.

Dancing With the Housewives

Even worse was the close up of Phaedra Parks tummy. Minus 21. The woman just had a baby for goodness sake. 

But wait, they're not done. 

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta had Kandi Burruss "Save the Drama For Mama" but if Mama's not careful her wedding invite might get lost in the mail.

We break down all the Mama drama in THG's +/- review ...

Taking Care of Mama

Goodness knows Mama Joyce was always a little off but the woman was riding the crazy train on the latest Housewives. Minus 25.

Poor Kandi. Todd seems like a really good guy. He's stable and honest and he loves her. Plus 40.

But that's not enough for Mama Joyce. He's not a millionaire so he must be taking advantage of Kandi because in Mama's head that's just what men do.

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Kenya Moore says she's no sexting fiend looking to snag someone's husband, despite what Phaedra Parks' spouse Apollo Nida tried to spin Sunday.

On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Nida claimed Kenya sexted him while they were both in L.A. last year and proposed a face-to-face hook up too.

Kenya, Phaedra, Apollo

Specifically, Nida claimed Kenya "wanted to f--k, okay, she wanted to have sex in L.A.," though he denies anything ever happened between them in any case.

Moore admits that they exchanged texts, but they weren't interesting, there was nothing sexual, they never met up, and the entire thing is all bulls--t.

If you look at her screen caps of the alleged texts ... she's right.

While Apollo's stunt is great fodder for the show, she says, she's not down with lying, especially not when it comes to allegedly trying to nail a married man.

Kenya Moore says she wants "to put an end to the false and defaming speculations and judgments against me" as a result of this week's episode.

Apollo Nida and Phaedra Parks had no comment.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta made us wonder if it was "Too Late to Apollo-Gize" or if anyone was even bothering to try? We recap all the half truths and straight out lies in our THG +/- review.

Not sure why Kandi Buress was playing super sleuth when it came to Kenya Moore and Apollo but it was a little weird. Minus 10. Seems like Kandi's got enough problems in her own family to be worrying so much about Phaedra's.

But she did make several good points. First of all, crazy Kenya needs to come up with a new saying because Gone With the Wind Fabulous is as tired as I am of Ms. Moore. 

Up In The Air

The two supposed girlfriends met for a different kind of workout that had Kenya quipping, "I'm no stranger to having my legs in the air upside down." 

Talk about TMI. Minus 22.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta gave us "All In a Day's Twerk" and did we really need to go there? It was just one more surreal moment in the twirling saga of Kenya Moore. We recap it and the rest of the drama in our THG +/- review.

But let's start with NeNe Leakes. With The New Normal over will NeNe have to pick up a job as Molly the Maid?

Mopping the Floors

Minus 20. Not a chance. Cleaning houses, even her own, isn't on NeNe's agenda and does anyone doubt she'll land back on top before long?

As Kandi told Porsha, some days it rains and sometimes you hit a rainy season, but the sun will come out eventually.

Plus 23. Good advice and Porsha could certainly use it.

There was a really uncomfortable moment when Kandi asked if Kordell had ever hit Porsha and there was a long pause before we got an answer. Then Porsha said, "I don't think he would put his hands on me now." Does that mean that he's done it before?  Minus 50.

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Sometimes family is just what you need and sometimes they need to be shown the door. The Real Housewives of Atlanta gave us proof of that as the "Girl Code Breakers" needed to be told when to step back.

We recap it all in out THG +/- review....

Kandi's Had Enough

Poor Kandi.

She's got the guy. She's got the house. She's got a ring on her finger…and she's got a Mama who doesn't know when to keep her big mouth shut. Minus 30.

Seriously, what is wrong with Mama Joyce? If she knows something horrible about Todd, then just come out and say it. If not, she needs to take a big step back because who pays for what in Kandi's household is Kandi's business. She's not a child, she's a grown woman for Lord's sake.

But Joyce didn't know when to leave it alone. As if dragging Kandi's daughter Riley into this quarrel wasn't enough, she had to insult her daughter's engagement ring.

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