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Farewell, giant boobs. For Peter Andre, there's no going back.

Following his split from Katie Price, the model known as Jordan, the singer has bought  £1.8 million, seven-bedroom home in Hove, near Brighton, England, a short drive from the former Price-Andre family home near Woldingham, Surrey.

Katie Price Bikini Picture

Peter Andre, 36, admitted he had found the "perfect house" and was waiting until builders made it more child-friendly before officially moving in.

After their shocking split on May 11, Katie Price ordered Peter's personal items removed from the family home while he was staying with family in Cyprus.

In his New magazine column, Peter Andre said there are good reasons behind his decision to leave the gigantic-breasted model, and it wasn't "on a whim."

He wrote in his column: "There are good reasons that made me walk out but as I’ve said to before, I don’t want to discuss the reasons as they are private."

Good reasons = no sex since 2007? Unclear.

"It’s really important to me, though, that people know I didn’t just wake up one day and decide to leave on a whim," he added. "My two children have always been the most important thing in my life and they always will be.'

Andre also lashed out at reports he had posed for photos with son Junior, three, and daughter Princess Tiaamii, 23 months, in Hove last week for publicity.

After the photos of Peter and the children emerged online, Katie Price wrote on her Twitter micro-blogging page: 'Mmmmm, I smell set up pictures.'

However, Peter said: "The thought of profiting in any way from this terrible situation is totally beyond anything I would consider doing. Unfortunately, I am being followed by paparazzi constantly, and I’d have to stay in the house to avoid this."

Katie Price was rumored to have offered to reconcile with Andre after their split, only to be brushed aside after what some call years of bullying him around.

We can't wait to see what comes next from these train wrecks.

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The devastated, dumped Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, has sensationally declared "I want Pete back," according to the UK's reputable News of the World.

The British model has admitted for the first time that she had made the "biggest mistake of my life" in driving away long-suffering hubby Peter Andre.

Katie Price, who turned 31 Friday, pleaded to the paper for a do-over: "I'll take Pete back tomorrow. I'll drop the divorce if he gives me another chance."

"If I only I could turn back the clock. I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all my own fault ... If I'd known I was driving Pete away so badly I would have pulled back. I don't want a divorce, I just want us back as a family."

It would be oh-so-convenient - and play right into the theory held by some observers that this is just a publicity stunt - if they got back together now.

However, it looks like the split is for real: Over the weekend, Peter Andre reportedly insisted there was absolutely no chance of him taking Jordan back.

After years of being mocked and bullied by his loose cannon spouse, with whom he has two small children, Peter Andre snapped after seeing pics of Price on a boozy night out in Bristol with pal and hunky dressage coach Andrew Gould.

A close friend of the pop singer said: "Pete will always love Kate but he didn't just walk away on a whim. This wasn't just about one drunken night."

"He left because of years of frustration ... It's sweet that Kate is realizing how much she has screwed things up, but it's not going to make a difference."

"Pete never wanted this to happen and it took a lot for him to walk away. At the moment there is no way back and I don't see that changing."

Peter spent yesterday at the seaside with his two children by Jordan - Junior, three, and Princess Tiaami, 21 months. It was the first time he had seen them since the split with Katie Price was announced almost a fortnight ago.

According to sources close to the large-breasted model, the access Jordan readily granted was seen as a clear sign of how much she wants Peter back.

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Thursday, we told you about an investigative report in Britain alleging the "shocking" breakup of Katie Price and Peter Andre was purely a publicity stunt.

It's an interesting theory - but the News of the World has a different one. According to that publication, the fantasy pin-up is divorcing for other reasons:

Jordizzle

The two have been sexless since 2007.

Katie Price, also known as Jordan, supposedly admitted recently that the first sign of the couple being on the rocks came when their sex life went quiet.

She told a friend: "We'd lost that passion in bed. I know it goes after a while for everyone but for us it had been so good, so important, so hot."

In a separate, emotional confession to pals, Peter said: "I've been saying for a long time it was a case of 'when' not 'if' we would get divorced. The relationship's been going under since 2007 but I was terrified of missing the kids."

A pal of Peter said: "Things haven't been right for [Katie and Peter] in the bedroom for almost two years now. To put it bluntly, Jordan stopped fancying him. This caused big problems because she has a huge sex drive."

HAPPIER TIMES: There hasn't been much of this lately for Katie and Peter.

Last week, Jordan was drunkenly flirting with her friend Andrew Gould and flashing her gigantic boobs for the camera (sphotos below). The pics turned up in the tabloids, and were supposedly the last straw for Peter, who said it was over.

Katie Price flew off to the Maldives with their two children leaving her husband with stepson, Harvey. Crushed, Peter Andre jetted to Cyprus to see his family.

As topless Jordan soaked up the sunshine with a blonde pal at a £2,000-a-night luxury villa on Rangali island she has been briefing friends at home on her trauma.

With three-year-old son Junior and 21-month-old daughter Princess Tiaami inside in the cool, she sobbed: "Pete has broken every promise he ever made to me."

"I'm in complete hell, this is a living nightmare. I could never imagine life without Pete but now I'm contemplating it because I don't know how I could go back."

Despite her fury, Jordan did admit she helped drive a wedge between the couple: "Don't get me wrong, I'm f*%king angry at Pete. He's acted like a c*%k. But I know I've caused some of this by not being the best wife in the world."

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While she insists that this week's split from Peter Andre was his idea, and that she is absolutely devastated, some sources suspect that the whole thing could be a tawdry publicity stunt cooked up by Katie Price herself.

She's got her fourth autobiography coming out soon, while he is about to release an album full of gut-wrenching ballads about losing the woman he loves.

Does sound like a Speidi-like publicity stunt, no?

About two weeks ago, the model formerly known as Jordan felt anxious, she confided, because she thought that she was simply not earning enough.

She had dyed her hair a plain brown because she said she was "fed up" with highlights, and cut down her longtime stylist's hours due to fiscal woes.

Having been in America for months, paying rent on a house in Malibu but not earning any money, the attention whore was starting to feel broke and forgotten. And nothing annoys an attention whore more than the threat of obscurity.

A source who spent time with Katie Price recalls ger grumbling about her "thunder thighs" and being even more bad tempered than usual with Peter.

It was then she started to talk about a "massive comeback."

Katie said she was going to reinvent herself in a spectacular way - which she did not specify - confiding that she was going on one of her juice-only detox diets.

These are the sort of actions to which the 30-year-old is prone, and few took notice, as she often talks about wanting to be the nation's biggest star again.

Now, of course, things look rather different.

The "shocking pictures" which are supposed to have ended the marriage are harmless. Peter was said to have lost his $h!t when he saw them, but Katie was merely "cuddling up" to international dressage rider Spencer Wilton - he is openly gay.

Wilton and Price are friends through their shared interest in riding and her commercial ventures with equestrian clothing. In fact, the two are so close that it's hard to credit that Andre did not recognize the "mystery hunk."

So if they have not split up thanks to those pics, have they truly split up at all? According to reports, the reality TV couple looked perfectly happy as they exited the trendy London restaurant Nobu on Saturday night, hand in hand.

And hadn't Katie been talking only last week about her plans to have a third child with Peter gladly concurring with the idea in his most recent magazine column?

The expose of the Price-Andre union continues. Follow the link to keep reading this article in the Daily Mail, and click to enlarge more pictures below.

Katie Price Wedding Pic

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Shocking pics of Katie Price boozing with a mystery guy and flaunting her gigantic boobs were the last straw between herself and Peter Andre, The Sun (UK) reports.

The two announced their split yesterday - and now we know why.

Katie Price, Spotted Shirt

Peter had already been telling pals he was unhappy because things were growing strained between him and his high-maintenance wife. But then he just snapped.

The model known as Jordan looked like a complete mess at the Syndicate club in Bristol last Friday evening, guzzling vodka and snuggling up to a mystery man.

When her husband of five years saw photos in The Sun of Katie Price drunkenly slumped in a nightclub, her 32DD breasts spilling onto some dude, he'd had it.

These Katie Price pics allegedly made Peter Andre pack his bags.

Clubbers who were at Syndicate said there was no sign of the looming rift as Jordan looked like she didn’t have a care in the world. But a friend said: "To say [Peter] was furious is an understatement. It was the last straw."

One reveler added: "She had her wedding ring on but she just kept asking for more drink. She kept shouting, ‘I love Bristol!’ - she wanted to be noticed."

Really? Katie Price begging for attention? Shocking.

Price reportedly spent half an hour cuddling up to a man in a checkered shirt and whispering in his ear, although she ultimately left without the mystery fella.

However, club manager Steve Dew said that in the street, she planted a big on a man walking by. Maybe she'll look him up now that Peter's out of the picture.

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Five years, two children, several reality shows, a bunch of plastic surgery and countless topless photo shoots later, Katie Price and Peter Andre are splitting up.

The two met on the UK version of the show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, debuting in the U.S. this summer (complete with a Spencer Pratt rap song).

According to their publicists, Peter Andre, who is allegedly a singer, and Katie Price, the insanely large-breasted model formerly known as Jordan, have ironically requested "that the media respect their families’ privacy during this difficult time.”

Always amusing when attention-starved d-listers make such requests.

Giant Boobs Tie the Knot

Katie Price and Peter Andre are calling it quits after five years and countless annoying photo shoots together. We wish them the best toiling in obscurity solo.

The news is still sort of a shock for fans, as less than a week ago they announced plans to conceive a third child during an upcoming vacation in Cyprus.

“I’m aiming to plant my seed every night,” Andre told OK! It's a valiant goal, but one he'll be pursuing other places than Katie Price nude from now on.

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Why doesn't Katie Price just leave the house naked at this point?

Pictured below, the British model also known as "Jordan" is heading out on the town with husband Peter Andre... and even he looks a bit ashamed at the plastic specimen seated next to him.

Would that dress even fit a toddler? It's conceivable Britney Spears or Tila Tequila wouldn't even go out in public in such an outfit.

Katie Price, Huge Boobs

We understand the world of English modeling is very competitive. But if you're trying to outdo Keeley Hazell, Katie, a skimpy dress won't cut it.

You've gotta get the bedroom cameras rolling.

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Peter Andre fans can rest easy:

The Australian pop singer has been released from hospital after receiving treatment for viral meningitis.

Katie Price, Underwear Pic

The artist was being treated for the brain bug at the East Surrey Hospital in the native nation of Kate Middleton, England.

A spokesman said: "He now needs to be left alone with his family to recover."

No problem. We'll abide by that request by ignoring Andre and posting an alluring picture of his wife instead. Here's your Katie Price photo for the day: