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Pete Wentz is a complete waste of space.

This fact has been common knowledge for some time now, but the true extent was only revealed after watching a video that has just surfaced online.

In this nine-minute clip, Pete partakes in a game of urine roulette. The title will pretty much give away the rules, and they are as foul as they sound.

The Fall Out Boy bass player takes 10 empty water bottles, fills nine with apple juice and the last with his liquid waste. Then throughout the night, he drinks from each until he gets to the one filled with his own urine. Wish we were kidding.

We wonder if he'll be railing Ashlee Simpson as much after she learns this is what he's up to on the road ... or whether she also plays this at home?

This man is the father of another human being.

Due to the potentially disturbing nature of this Pete Wentz video, and this being a family gossip site, we have placed it after the jump below.

We recommend it, as someone being this big of a d-bag must be seen to be believed, but at the same time, keep a trash bag handy.

Follow the jump to watch Pete Wentz and his favorite sport ...

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Taking a brief hiatus from talking about choking chicken, drinking breast milk, and doing his wife in various positions, Pete Wentz appeared on Privileged last night.

The CW drama has certainly has embraced stunt casting in its freshman season, with Wentz joining the likes of Perez Hilton and Lauren Conrad as guest stars.

The Fall Out Boy bass player is everywhere these days, and unfortunate as that is, it makes it hard to avoid covering him on a celeb gossip site. So here goes:

Pete Wentz on Privileged

Pete Wentz and Privileged star Ashley Newbrough on last night's show.

We're not claiming to have any Privileged spoilers for you, but we doubt Pete will be the last celebrity to make an appearance. Here's hoping for Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo next - or one of those krazy Kardashians would work too.

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As if talking about his sex life 24/7 and naming his kid Bronx Mowgli didn't make Pete Wentz annoying enough, he's coming to a normal TV show now. Ack!

Sources confirm to EW's Michael Ausiello that ubiquitous newlyweds Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and hubby Pete Wentz signed a deal to guest star on CSI: NY.

A show spokesperson declined to comment, but EW was told the Wentz's will not be playing themselves in the episode, which is slated to air on March 18.

Rather, they will be playing Bonnie and Clyde wannabes. No word on whether they'ill run and hide somewhere and never return, though we'd be cool with it.

Pete would be enjoying Ashlee even if he weren't married to her. He said so.

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Okay, Ashlee Simpson didn't wear a bra as a top on New Year's Eve. Technically, at least. It sure as heck looks like she did, though. Check out Ashlee's "suit" below as she posed for photos at the Pure nightclub's hot NYE bash in Las Vegas...

Nice Lingerie

TREND-SETTER: Sometimes, you gotta bust out a favorite bra and wear that as a top... and lip-synch and get a ton of plastic surgery. [Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

Click to enlarge more photos of Ashlee Simpson's bra/jacket (and her lame husband, who recently detailed how much he enjoys railing her) - then tell us what you think of this provocative fashion choice in our survey below!

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What do you think of Ashlee Simpson's top?

 

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Sorry, Bronx Mowgli.

You totally didn't make the cut in The Hollywood Gossip's Christmas tribute to the top celebrity babies of 2008. We really just didn't want to talk about your folks, but our excuse was going to be that we had no picture of you.

There goes that.

Proud parents Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz took the holidays as a reason to show off their newborn son, Bronx Mowgli, on the Internets.

The couple posted a "Happy Holidays" greeting addressed to "all our friends" on Wentz's site, friendsorenemies.com, that reads, "We decided to share the best gift we could ever receive with you: Bronx Mowgli Wentz."

Bronx was born November 20 in Los Angeles. Here he is:

Bronx Mowgli Wentz Photo

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Useless wife Ashlee Simpson is "awesome" in the sack, Pete Wentz told Howard Stern.

"We have an amazing sex life," the Fall Out Boy douchebag bassist said while promoting the band's album, Folie a Deux. "We have such sexual chemistry. If we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now."

"Hopefully, the kid doesn't change it," he added, referring to their newborn son Bronx Mowgli. Currently, they don't have sex - "the kid's a few weeks old," Wentz said - but "we do other fun stuff." Wonder what he means by that.

Wentz said it took some time to convince Simpson to hook up with him. But once he did, it was "the single best sexual encounter I have ever had."

"It was at the Soho Grand Hotel in New York, and I'm looking in the mirrors, thinking, 'Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'" said Wentz, whose dreams apparently weren't very lofty.

Wentz told Stern that Ashlee Simpson also "loves giving me lap dances. She gives a mean lap dance." She wears thongs and "sexy clothes."

He went on to say that Simpson's body is already hot three weeks after giving birth. Normally she wears a C-cup "but with breast milk, [she's] a D."

Wow, now that's hot. Nothing turns a guy on like breast milk.

She weighed "up to 150 [pounds]" while pregnant, Pete Wentz revealed, but "it's dropped nicely ... it's blazing off her." Funny how that works.

He also said he never fantasizes about equally worthless but significantly hotter sister-in-law Jessica Simpson: "I think about her as my sister," he said.

These days, Jessica is with Tony Romo, the star quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. Pete Wentz said he "can definitely see" a wedding happening.

"There's a connection there," he said. "I think Jess has gone through a lot in the last couple years, and I think she's got her head screwed on straight."

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Maybe it's the name (some would call it the worst in the history of celebrity babies).

Maybe the general economic climate is causing celeb gossip magazines to cut back.

Maybe Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are just kinda lame.

Whatever the reason, the N.Y. Post's Page Six reports that the couple is having a hard time selling the first pictures of new baby boy Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

According to sources, “nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.”

We assume them means the two dweebs below. We know nothing moves gossip magazines like celebrity babies, and understandably so. Cute overload!

NO TAKERS: Fret not, Pete and Ash: Douchebag Quarterly may be interested!

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New Papa Pete Wentz isn't letting his brand new baby boy Bronx Mowgli slow him down. Having previously appeared as himself on One Tree Hill, sources say he's going back to the CW well on an upcoming episode of Privileged.

Word is, his scene in the show's 14th hour - it'll likely air as the first episode of 2009 - will be with the series' teenage stars, Ashley Newbrough and Lucy Hale.

The cast and crew of Privileged are excited to have Pete on board, and we can't blame them, as he'll provide a jolt of star power. And maybe some eyeliner too.

The show previously had Sarah Drew and Lauren Conrad guest star.

As long as Ashlee Simpson doesn't secretly follow him and simultaneously burst into song, Pete's trip will be a good thing for the underrated freshman show.

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For Pete Wentz and wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, the decision to give their newborn son the ridiculous name of Bronx Mowgli simply came down to this:

"The Jungle Book was something that me and Ashlee bonded over. It's a cool name," the father of Bronx Mowgli Wentz told Ryan Seacrest on Tuesday.

Pete Wentz refused to reveal the reasoning behind the first name, however.

"We came up Bronx. We've been throwing [ideas] back and forth a while," he said. "It's kind of cool to leave the narrative what it is. People are stoked, pissed or whatever. And you're like, you know what: I don't think anyone has the real story."

Seacrest asked if the name Bronx Mowgli Wentz was actually a joke - and who could blame him for asking - but Wentz insisted that it's real.

"No, no, no, [Bronx Mowgli] definitely is his real name, but I don't think that anybody knows what the real story is of why or how."

Ashley Simpson-Wentz, Pete Wentz

What do you think of the name Bronx Mowgli?

 

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have welcomed their first child, a boy.

The ridiculously named and scarred for life Bronx Mowgli Wentz - who weighed 7 pounds, 11 ounces, and was 20.5 inches long - was born Thursday night.

"Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening," their rep said. "Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!"

BABY MAKES THREE: Ashlee Simpson may have zero talent, but she has one husband and one child now after the birth of Bronx Mowgli Wentz (that's not a typo)!

"Carrying a child is the most inspiring, emotional, amazing experience of my life," Simpson wrote on MySpace. "My weight and my pant size are the last thing I am concerned about. I'm only concerned with having a healthy pregnancy and baby."

Bronx Mowgli. Seriously, where do these losers think this stuff up? It's like they're insisting that he become a total douchebag when he grows up.

NOTE: We apologize for our initial misspelling of Bronx's middle name. We blame our sources. Know what other word is hard to spell? Misspelled! The irony.

Pete Wentz Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Wilmette, Illinois
Full Name
Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III

Pete Wentz Quotes

The first time we really hung out she flashed me.

Pete Wentz [on Ashlee Simpson]

She's kind of like a super-assistant that you can have sex with.

Pete Wentz [on Ashlee Simpson]
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