by Free Britney at . Comments

Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr., was born 32 years ago today. Who would have guessed this Miami native would one day become the biggest name in celebrity gossip.

The Hollywood Gossip has clashed with Perez on numerous occasions about a wife variety of issues, namely everything printed on his website, but today is his day.

When he gets his a$$ whomped the next time, we won't be shedding any tears, and we'll keep calling him out for hurting his own causes, but give the man his due.

Not only has he become the face of an entire genre, he keeps things really entertaining. Particularly when he gets assaulted or sued. Those stories are the best.

Click to enlarge some Perez Hilton pictures and leave your b-day wishes below ...

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  • Perez Hilton and Katy Perry

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

The Hollywood Gossip is nothing if not professional.

Despite our well-publicized feud with fellow celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton, we're willing to put feelings aside in order to deliver news and photos to our readers. That's what our job is all about.

Hilton turned 31 over the weekend and celebrated the milestone like only he can: by throwing himself a lavish birthday party at The Viper Room in Los Angeles. Only the least talented of the useless celebs best of the best were in attendance.

Here's a shot of Kim Kardashian at the celebration, for example. She may have left Reggie Bush at home, but the reality TV star didn't forget to bring her cleavage:

Going Stag

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag - who have remained relatively silent over the last few months - were also spotted at the event.

Without bloggers such as Perez, this couple would be forced to make a living in ways that don't include simply posing for photos at the beach.

Click on the following pics for larger images of Kim, Spencer and Heidi - the Holy Trinity of new age celebrities, famous for just being famous - at the party...

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  • Poor Profile
  • Pratt at the Party
  • Speidi Sighting!
  • Yay Perez!
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[Photos: Splash News]

by Free Britney at . Comments

Perez Hilton writes about celebrities on his blog, supplementing seriously lame jokes with crude illustrations scrawled on copyrighted photos he doesn't pay for or cite.

So naturally, his birthday party this weekend was, like, a big deal.

Perez Hilton Picture

Not as big as Melanie Brown. But big.

The quote-unquote Gossip Gangsta, who gets sued a lot, actually drew some pretty big stars for his b-day bash, held at the SoCal hotspot, The Roxy.

He celebrated the 29th anniversary of him not dying wth the likes of Paris Hilton, John Stamos (really), buddies Amy Winehouse, Kelly Osbourne and Dita Von Teese Friday.

Fortunately (for them), other stars had bigger and better plans.

Mark McGrath, Cheryl Burke and fellow Dancing With the Stars phenom Joey Fatone opted to party at Hyde, while the luscious Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving Teddy's blasting Nelly Furtado's "Give it to Me."

We can only assume that "Buttons" (by the Pussycat Dolls) and "I Wanna F*%k You" (Akon feat. Snoop Dogg) are also on Lindsay Lohan's iPod playlist.

Anyway, happy birthday Perez, you tool. For what it's worth, we were a lot more jazzed about Kevin Federline's birthday party in Vegas. Sucka.

Perez Hilton Biography

Perez on Privileged The notorious Perez Hilton, a.k.a. Mario Lavandeira, is a popular celebrity gossip blogger who is biased and friends with many... More »
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