Rumors about Lindsay Lohan nude photos are floating around the Internet.
Until they surface, however, we may need to settle for the following: The adult film geniuses that brought fans Britney Rears and J-Ho are coming out with a new movie in October. Its title? Lindsay HoHand.
Officially called Lindsay HoHand: Get Out of My F**king Way, TMZ reports that this flick features a "pop princess" who "can't seem to stop getting in trouble" and who all of Hollywood regards as "a fun date."
The fictional Lohan will be played by porn star Paulina James, pictured below. Supposedly, she'll also enjoy a certain penchant for delivering hands-on assistance to the numerous cops that detain her. Calum Best and Harry Morton know what we're talking about!
In a new movie, Paulina James will base her role on Lindsay Lohan naked.
A source at SexZ Pictures admits that "a lot could happen" between now and the time Lohan faces her legal music; and that if she does indeed end up in the slammer, a long and lucrative series of HoHand films could be born.
They may earn more money than any movie not starring Jennifer Toof.