New American Idol Judges

Paula Abdul is a former pop star who rose to fame in the 1980s and 1990s with hits such as "Opposites Attract," "Forever Your Girl" and "Straight Up" - then straight up vanished from the entertainment world for a decade or so. Ohhh, snap.

In recent years, Paula Abdul's career has been revived, somewhat, as she has served as a judge on the enormously popular American Idol. She's a fashion train wreck and possible alcoholic who seems awfully spoiled and annoying, unless she's reading this, in which case we're obviously kidding. Please don't get drunk and cry again, Paula, for the love of God.