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Sammi Giancola has become that which she abhors.

Granted, as a miserable human being and very painful individual, Sammi Giancola abhors a great many things. But Angelina Pivarnick might top the list.

Having turned herself into the house pariah and destined to hitch a ride out of town before long, Sammi has morphed into Ange 2.0. It's sad and wonderful.

As always, THG breaks down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the "reality" show in its patented +/- recap below:

Fists of Fury

Last week's epic smackdown resumes in the opening moments.

Plus 16 for the resumption of the fight that ended last week's season premiere. Girl pulled out some of JWoww's hair. Not a wise move if you want to live.

The boys go to the gym. Having no friends, Sam tries to go with. Minus 5.

Ronnie and Sammi seem to hate Jersey Shore more than the faction of fans on THG's Facebook who want to GET THIS TRASH OFF THE AIR!!!!!!!!!! Plus 7.

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"I'm just so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates." - Snooki

With those words, a new season of MTV's guiltiest, most unsanitary pleasure is upon us. We are back in Seaside Heights, N.J., and it feels like we never left.

As always, THG breaks down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the "reality" show in its patented +/- recap below:

Ooooooooga

We know, Sitch. We totally know.

Plus 50 for Deena Nicole Cortese's first 15 minutes at the house, shown above.

Why bother pretending these are normal people, though? Minus 9 for Snook briefing Deena on the roommates, like she hasn't seen every freaking episode.

Sammi on Deena: "I thought she was gonna be hot. I'm all taken aback." Girl, she's friends with Snooki. No offense, but come on. Minus 3 for cluelessness.

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It's Pauly D's world. The rest of us just live here.

Jersey Shore is back this week, and Pauly spoke with THG and our TV counterpart, TV Fanatic, this week about some of the drama in Seaside Heights.

He also mused about fame and discussed with us some of the finer things in life - hair products, tanning beds and DJing, natch. Here's our interview:

Nice Pauly D Picture

It's good to be Pauly D.

You seem like the most genuine, friendly person in the Shore house. Is that just your nature, or is everyone else that much more crazy?

That’s exactly how I am. I went on the show just being myself, and how I am back home. The funny thing about that is all of my friends back home love watching me on television because everything I do with the cast is everything I do back home.

The things that I say, the things that I do, it’s just like watching me hang out with them, only I’m hanging out with the Jersey Shore people.

You're famous for Jersey Shore, but you're actually from Rhode Island. Can any New England beaches match the craziness of Jersey?

Yeah, we’ve got some beaches on Rhode Island that are just as crazy as Jersey. We have the Newport Atlantic Beach Club (ABC), which reminds me of the Jersey Shore, it’s just like it. There’s clubs out there, and we have a little bit of a boardwalk.

It reminds me of Jersey. That’s how I compare it to Rhode Island. People go crazy at the beach and the clubs and just want to have a good time just like the shore.

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Jersey Shore star Pauly D, a.k.a. DJ Pauly D, a.k.a. Rhode Island's most famous DJ, a.k.a. Paul DelVecchio, is a man who needs no introduction.

It's little surprise, then, that he just landed his own MTV spinoff series, beating out co-stars Snooki, The Situation and JWoww for that honor.

"At the heart of Jersey Shore is the unique, genuine cast and Pauly D embodies both qualities," said Chris Linn, Executive V.P. of Programming.

The rumored spinoff title: Pauly's World.

Next year, this DJ gets to spin ... off!

Pauly D recently closed the series option deal after filming a pilot for 495 Productions, the company behind Jersey Shore, this past September.

"He's distinguished himself onscreen as the fun-loving, well-coiffed and dependable guy you can't help but want to hang out with," Linn says.

"We know viewers are curious about his life away from the Jersey Shore and we look forward to exploring new possibilities around that."

Before his spinoff hits the air, Pauly will appear with his cohorts this winter. Check out the Jersey Shore Season 3 trailer for a preview!

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With 2010 drawing to a close, it is with much pride that THG unveils its 10 finalists for its prestigious, Fourth Annual Celebrity of the Year award.

These stars all gave us their best, their worst, their nude pics (sometimes) and their scandals (often). This month, THG honors that greatness.

After the Kardashians kame in at #5, we present an even more useless group as our Celebrity of the Year finalist #4 ... the Jersey Shore cast!

Snooki-Angelina Fight

Love 'em or hate 'em, they left their mark in 2010.

We know. They are idiots. You can spare the "what a bunch of losers with no future and bad values" bit, because we f*%king know. Maybe that's the appeal.

You can argue how undeserving they are of fame and fortune all day long, and you won't be wrong. But doesn't that apply to many "celebrities" nowadays?

In terms of raw impact on popular culture, few have had the impact of this gang of guidos and guidettes, who rose from obscurity to household names.

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When the prodigal son returns, people flip the f*%k out. Especially when that fine homegrown product is the great Pauly D of Jersey Shore and he visits a college.

Thanks to an enterprising student, the insanity of co-eds bum-rushing a University of Rhode Island dorm where he was visiting a friend was caught on film!

"See What Happens When Im In Town For 1 Day Lmaooo," the guido Tweeted. Yes. Watch the Ocean State (where people need to get out more) melee here ...

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The Situation thinks he's too cool for Halloween. Just look at the costume he did not wear for the occasion. Lame!

But Snooki, JWOWW and Pauly D all got into the holiday spirit over the weekend, as the former two Jersey Shore stars even hosted their own parties. The latter, meanwhile, donned one of our favorite outfits of any star on Saturday night. One look at his sneakers, hoodie and wig below and you should know the exact singer he's meant to emulate.

Compare the looks of these three reality stars and vote: Who looks the best?

Where's the Costume?

 

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After some skirmishes but a lack of fireworks, the second season of Jersey Shore went out with a thud. Not really a bang. Pauly D didn't even try to get it in!

There was a trip to the swamp, a feud between friends, a last hurrah at the club, and a great line or two, but "Back Into the Fold" was more filler than finale.

Below, THG breaks down the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's Season 2 finale in its patented +/- recap. Aww yeah, last recap YEAH!!

At the Glades

They really dragged this season of Jersey Shore out.

The gang heads to the Everglades. MTV is really milking the Florida thing. Minus 5.

Sitch scares JWoww with his frog legs. We mean actual dismembered frog parts, not his own legs, which are frog-like compared to that HGH-enhanced chest. Plus 4.

The restroom tryst starring the Situation during the last night at the club might have set the sanitary bar lower than ever. Not a small feat for Jersey Shore. Minus 6.

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Pauly D ... you're fired!

Sources say the affable Jersey Shore star had the chance to get hired by Donald Trump for the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice, but alas, he passed.

According to reports, Pauly D decided he'd rather focus on his spin-off show with MTV, which begins filming soon if it hasn't already (reports conflict on that).

No, YOU'RE fired!

Unlike The Situation joining Dancing With the Stars, Pauly won't be making the leap to another established reality show, and instead will do his own thing.

The NBC show's producers were looking for someone with a "hip-hop background," which they ended up getting when they signed ... Lil Jon. Hey! Yeeeah!

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Last night's Jersey Shore was titled "Deja Vu All Over Again." Fitting, as the plight of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino continued for a second straight week.

After the self-proclaimed King of Pimps ran afoul of Snooki last week, he struck out with more girls, got the gang booted from da club and failed as a wingman.

We felt bad ... for Pauly D. Below, THG breaks down the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's episode of the show in its patented +/- recap ...

GTF Out!

Not DTF? Then GTF out!

Snooki becomes homesick after saying goodbye to her friend Ryder and contemplates leaving. Minus 7, because we know filming ends in a matter of days.

The Situation kicks a girl out of his bed after she tells him she doesn't want to hook up, leading to one of our favorite exchanges this season. Sitch: "Don't come over to somebody's house at f*%king 5 a.m. and expect to play checkers." Non-DTF Girl: "I never said anything about checkers, OLD MAN!" LOL. Guy is like 28. Plus 28.

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