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Last night on Jersey Shore, Snooki got sprung from the can but soon reverted to her old ways, while Ronnie's doppelganger was discovered at the club and JWoww's relationship problems with Tom Lippolis reached a tipping point.

A relatively tame episode after Snooki's epic bender, but a good one.

As always, THG breaks down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the MTV show in its trademark +/- recap below:

Lecture From Dad

WHAT A QUACK: Snooki's dad relays his disappointment.

He's disappointed, but Snooki's dad takes the whole thing pretty well. Guess when your daughter once sold alcohol at a party at your house, and a trashed guest crashed his car and died on the way home, you've seen worse. Minus 12.

When her father goes off on her with the tried and true "I'm not mad, just disappointed" bit, she says "It's not like I killed someone." This time. Plus 8.

His lecture was a real deterrent for at least 12 hours. Minus 4.

Wait, was JWoww wearing a "Free Snooki" tank top? Plus 7.

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A special Monday episode of Jersey Shore certainly did not disappoint if you watch the show looking for hilarious one-liners, drama and drunken debauchery.

Why else would you watch Jersey Shore, come to think of it?

This week was a rare treat for fans, as we got to see Snooki's drunken arrest from this summer play out on TV. It was as epic as reports made it out to be.

As always, THG breaks down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the MTV show in its patented +/- recap below:

Absolute Worst Couple Ever

Oh. No. You. Didn't.

Sam's disdain for Snooki is surpassed by disdain for Ronnie. Man they suck. Minus 8. Watching these two argue may be worse than getting waterboarded.

Foreshadowing bigger, better things to come, Snooki chows down on a raw potato for no reason other than the amusement of housemates and fans. Plus 4.

Deena wants Situation. Snooki thinks she knows how she can make that happen ... by getting him into a threesome, then peacing out last minute. Minus 3.

Plus 16 for this gem from Mike, though: "Every guy dreams of having a threesome with two women, obviously. Maybe not with Deena and Snooki, but, um, I was going along with it only because it was a threesome."

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New cast member Deena Nicole Cortese from Jersey Shore has a crush on fellow MTV star Pauly D, she revealed to Ellen DeGeneres in an interview airing today.

Who doesn't, really?

Big Time Baggage

Asked who she was most intimidated by coming in, she said, "I always thought Pauly was good looking. I was a little more intimidated to talk to him at first."

Asked if she's interested, Deena said, "Yeah, well I always though Pauly was good looking." Ellen's response" "Well, it seems like it. Pauly, she's interested."

As for her feelings toward another member of the Shore house, she said, "Whenever I was drunk for some reason I always thought Mike was good looking."

The following, hilarious exchange follows:

Ellen: When you're not drunk, you don't think he's good looking?
Deena: No, when I'm not drunk, I'm like a normal person. When I'm drunk, I look embarrassing. I'm like, "Oh, hi Mike." I'm like, "Oh no. Here we go."
Ellen: You can rectify that if you don't drink. It wouldn't be like that.
Deena: I know.
Ellen: But he's got a Situation going on there.

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Sammi Giancola has become that which she abhors.

Granted, as a miserable human being and very painful individual, Sammi Giancola abhors a great many things. But Angelina Pivarnick might top the list.

Having turned herself into the house pariah and destined to hitch a ride out of town before long, Sammi has morphed into Ange 2.0. It's sad and wonderful.

As always, THG breaks down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the "reality" show in its patented +/- recap below:

Fists of Fury

Last week's epic smackdown resumes in the opening moments.

Plus 16 for the resumption of the fight that ended last week's season premiere. Girl pulled out some of JWoww's hair. Not a wise move if you want to live.

The boys go to the gym. Having no friends, Sam tries to go with. Minus 5.

Ronnie and Sammi seem to hate Jersey Shore more than the faction of fans on THG's Facebook who want to GET THIS TRASH OFF THE AIR!!!!!!!!!! Plus 7.

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"I'm just so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates." - Snooki

With those words, a new season of MTV's guiltiest, most unsanitary pleasure is upon us. We are back in Seaside Heights, N.J., and it feels like we never left.

As always, THG breaks down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the "reality" show in its patented +/- recap below:

Ooooooooga

We know, Sitch. We totally know.

Plus 50 for Deena Nicole Cortese's first 15 minutes at the house, shown above.

Why bother pretending these are normal people, though? Minus 9 for Snook briefing Deena on the roommates, like she hasn't seen every freaking episode.

Sammi on Deena: "I thought she was gonna be hot. I'm all taken aback." Girl, she's friends with Snooki. No offense, but come on. Minus 3 for cluelessness.

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It's Pauly D's world. The rest of us just live here.

Jersey Shore is back this week, and Pauly spoke with THG and our TV counterpart, TV Fanatic, this week about some of the drama in Seaside Heights.

He also mused about fame and discussed with us some of the finer things in life - hair products, tanning beds and DJing, natch. Here's our interview:

Nice Pauly D Picture

It's good to be Pauly D.

You seem like the most genuine, friendly person in the Shore house. Is that just your nature, or is everyone else that much more crazy?

That’s exactly how I am. I went on the show just being myself, and how I am back home. The funny thing about that is all of my friends back home love watching me on television because everything I do with the cast is everything I do back home.

The things that I say, the things that I do, it’s just like watching me hang out with them, only I’m hanging out with the Jersey Shore people.

You're famous for Jersey Shore, but you're actually from Rhode Island. Can any New England beaches match the craziness of Jersey?

Yeah, we’ve got some beaches on Rhode Island that are just as crazy as Jersey. We have the Newport Atlantic Beach Club (ABC), which reminds me of the Jersey Shore, it’s just like it. There’s clubs out there, and we have a little bit of a boardwalk.

It reminds me of Jersey. That’s how I compare it to Rhode Island. People go crazy at the beach and the clubs and just want to have a good time just like the shore.

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Jersey Shore star Pauly D, a.k.a. DJ Pauly D, a.k.a. Rhode Island's most famous DJ, a.k.a. Paul DelVecchio, is a man who needs no introduction.

It's little surprise, then, that he just landed his own MTV spinoff series, beating out co-stars Snooki, The Situation and JWoww for that honor.

"At the heart of Jersey Shore is the unique, genuine cast and Pauly D embodies both qualities," said Chris Linn, Executive V.P. of Programming.

The rumored spinoff title: Pauly's World.

Next year, this DJ gets to spin ... off!

Pauly D recently closed the series option deal after filming a pilot for 495 Productions, the company behind Jersey Shore, this past September.

"He's distinguished himself onscreen as the fun-loving, well-coiffed and dependable guy you can't help but want to hang out with," Linn says.

"We know viewers are curious about his life away from the Jersey Shore and we look forward to exploring new possibilities around that."

Before his spinoff hits the air, Pauly will appear with his cohorts this winter. Check out the Jersey Shore Season 3 trailer for a preview!

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With 2010 drawing to a close, it is with much pride that THG unveils its 10 finalists for its prestigious, Fourth Annual Celebrity of the Year award.

These stars all gave us their best, their worst, their nude pics (sometimes) and their scandals (often). This month, THG honors that greatness.

After the Kardashians kame in at #5, we present an even more useless group as our Celebrity of the Year finalist #4 ... the Jersey Shore cast!

Snooki-Angelina Fight

Love 'em or hate 'em, they left their mark in 2010.

We know. They are idiots. You can spare the "what a bunch of losers with no future and bad values" bit, because we f*%king know. Maybe that's the appeal.

You can argue how undeserving they are of fame and fortune all day long, and you won't be wrong. But doesn't that apply to many "celebrities" nowadays?

In terms of raw impact on popular culture, few have had the impact of this gang of guidos and guidettes, who rose from obscurity to household names.

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When the prodigal son returns, people flip the f*%k out. Especially when that fine homegrown product is the great Pauly D of Jersey Shore and he visits a college.

Thanks to an enterprising student, the insanity of co-eds bum-rushing a University of Rhode Island dorm where he was visiting a friend was caught on film!

"See What Happens When Im In Town For 1 Day Lmaooo," the guido Tweeted. Yes. Watch the Ocean State (where people need to get out more) melee here ...

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The Situation thinks he's too cool for Halloween. Just look at the costume he did not wear for the occasion. Lame!

But Snooki, JWOWW and Pauly D all got into the holiday spirit over the weekend, as the former two Jersey Shore stars even hosted their own parties. The latter, meanwhile, donned one of our favorite outfits of any star on Saturday night. One look at his sneakers, hoodie and wig below and you should know the exact singer he's meant to emulate.

Compare the looks of these three reality stars and vote: Who looks the best?

Where's the Costume?

 

Pauly D Biography

Paul DelVecchio Pic Paul DelVecchio, a.k.a. DJ Pauly D, is a cast member on Jersey Shore. As his nickname suggests, he is a DJ and hails from Johnston, R.I.,... More »
Birthplace
Johnston, Rhode Island
Full Name
Pauly D
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