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We profiled the lovely women of Jersey Shore in a Fashion Face-Off earlier today. JWoww is currently OWNING Deena and Snooki according to THG readers. Stunner.

Now, it's time for three of our favorite juiced-up fist-pumpers to show us what they've got. Vinny Guadagnino, Ronnie Magro and Pauly D were all on hand Sunday.

Noticeably absent? The Situation. Possibly by design, given that the Jersey Shore episode preceding the VMAs showed him getting his head bashed in by a wall.

Anyway, who was the best dressed of the three? Vote below!

Fashion Face-Off!

Which Jersey Shore guy dressed best at the VMAs? Ronnie, Pauly or Vinny? Sitch was AWOL, sadly. Vote for your favorite here! View Poll »

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Ronnie and Mike's epic throwdown on Jersey Shore picked up last night in a special Sunday episode before the Video Music Awards. So who won the big fight?

We're gonna say the wall by TKO.

In typical Jersey Shore fashion, the events had to be seen to be believed, and the fallout was uglier than the altercation itself. Never a dull moment ...

As always, we've recapped all the top Jersey Shore quotes and moments for you. Let's break last night's episode, "And The Wall Won," THG +/- style!

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Not wasting any time, we pick up right where we left off, and the violence ensued when Ron's pent-up anger toward Mike could not be contained. Well, Sitch's head got rammed into the wall ... by Sitch. Seriously. Minus 20.

There's no attempting to explain that one. Vinny, Pauly D, Jenni and Snooki look on half-worried, but mostly just disgusted or stunned. It's hard to say. Plus 5.

Security eventually breaks it up. Plus 4 for saving Sitch and all, but Minus 4 because since when do they intervene when cast members beats on themselves?

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Antics such as Deena's bi-curious robbery are almost par for the course on Jersey Shore. The kind of pent-up rage we saw last night, however? Off the chain!

It was one of the most-hyped events of the entire fourth season, and the culmination of the rage between Ronnie and Mike actually lived up to expectations.

Somewhat disturbingly, but it lived up to it.

As always, we've recapped all the top Jersey Shore quotes and moments for you. Let's break last night's episode, "Crime and Punishment," THG +/- style!

Drinking on the Job

Comcast episode description: "Ronnie and Sammi return to their old ways." Shiver. Minus 6. Special episode airing Sunday night before the VMAs? Plus 10!

Snooki shut off communication with Mike, saying their "bridge is burned," then took Ron's advice and told Jionni. We think they're good ... for now. Plus 4.

Vinny told the guys that Deena c*ck-blocked him, but that's not entirely true, as Erica didn't really smush Deena and ended up in Vin's bed later, so Minus 5.

There's a difference between a "tag-team" and a "tag-rob." Who knew. Plus 3.

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Pauly D was the only cast member that went into the Jersey Shore house with a legit career, and it's only exploded in the three-plus seasons he's been a reality star. Dude rakes in at least $10,000 per night in a single gig as a DJ.

In short, don't expect him to be on the ballroom dance floor anytime soon.

“I might do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips," he confessed.

Pauly D of Jersey Shore

Despite his Italian heritage - his real name is Paul DelVecchio, the Jersey Shore star admits the cultural differences confused him immensely in Italy.

“There are no tanning salons, which is a problem for me," he notes.

"The gym is an hour away and you have to carry your laundry because the streets are so narrow ... GTL was an absolute mess. You had to go to a nail salon if you wanted to go tanning. Everything else was beautiful.”

Win some, lose some, right?

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Is Deena Nicole Cortese actually bisexual, or just putting on a show for MTV cameras? Unclear. Did she just pull a robbery on Sitch and Vinny? Quite clear!

That was not a Jersey Shore plot line we saw coming. The exposing of Sitch and Snook's smush session and the Ron-Sam reconciliation, however, felt inevitable.

As always, we've recapped all the top Jersey Shore quotes and moments for you below. Let's break last night's episode, "Twinning," THG +/- style!

Deena Girl-on-Girl Action

Snooki wants to grab a glass of wine with Ron before GTL. Lush. Minus 4.

He plans to have "the conversation" with Sam soon, he says. We're already feeling a bit scared, emotionally drained, and excited for the fireworks. Plus 5.

Snook feels Luigi's "weiner" at the gym. He nods and laughs, since he doesn't understand. Or maybe he does, which would be even funnier. Plus 3.

Deena is gettin' some Lean Cuisine. NOTE: Not the frozen dinner. Minus 2.

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In Friday's THG Caption Contest, we asked you to come up with the best one for this photo of Britney Spears and Pauly D during her concert.

Our winner is kellie. Nice work! The winning entry appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to Tina, Misty and Anouchka. Thanks to all of you for playing as always, and best of luck in our next contest!

Britney Spears and Pauly D

"CRABS ARE HEAAAAA!!!"

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Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

Earlier today, we posted a video of Britney Spears pole dancing up a storm for a lucky fella in concert ... a lucky fella by the name of Pauly D!

What could she and the Jersey Shore star be saying/thinking here?!

You tell us! Just click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s)! Go to it! We will announce a winner Monday. Best of luck, all ...

Britney Spears and Pauly D
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Sorry, Deena Nicole Cortese.

We like you, and sure, you and Pauly D were sweet on this week's Jersey Shore. But after the show Britney Spears put on for the DJ last night ... wow.

Pauly D has reached his career apex following a frisky lap dance from the singer, who he is touring with, during her rendition of "Lace and Leather."

When Britney Spears' legs end up around your head, a single guy can consider that a pretty good night out. Check out the video from Montreal:

Three observations come to mind:

  1. How hot is Britney Spears?
  2. Could Pauly be any happier?
  3. This really goes on at a Britney Spears concert? Don't young girls go to her shows? She's sure teaching them how to go "Up N Down." Goodness.
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Single Ronnie made a return to Jersey Shore last night, while Pauly and Deena channeled Season 3 Snooki and Vinny with their potential, awkward "romance."

As for Season 4 Snooki, she was having issues with Jionni, and guess who was there to help her through them? This Situation? Not a good situation.

The second episode of the season offered plenty of amusing Jersey Shore quotes, as always, but the major drama of the summer is still to come.

Let's break down the second episode of the summer, THG +/- style!

Pauly and Deena

Minus 5 for the immediate continuation of the "romantic" scene with Pauly and Deena that was in our heads for days after the Season 4 premiere.

Ronnie is on the phone with a girl. Not named Sam. Or his mom! Her name's Hannah, and she's been "helping him get through some stuff." Stuff, he says ... It has a name, you know. A nickname, even: S-W-E-E-T-H-E-A-R-T. Plus 7.

Deena takes a spill as they return home. So predictable. Minus 4.

Pauly totes pretends to be passed out so he doesn't have to hit it or be forced to express overtly that he doesn't wish to hit it. Classic move. Plus 8.

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Taking the MTV phenomenon they've created abroad, the cast members of Jersey Shore certainly didn't waste time getting down to business in Italy.

As the description on our Comcast digital guide put it, "violence," "intensely sexual situations" and "intensely suggestive dialogue" were prevalent.

While the season premiere didn't quite live up to the hype, it did set up a couple of key story arcs and offer plenty of amusing Jersey Shore quotes.

Let's break down the fourth season opener, THG +/- style!

Boning Up

Snooki shows off a pair of I Heart Vinny underwear as she packs. Plus 4.

"No granatos." - Vinny, boning up on his Italian and simultaneously conveying what he will not be boning in Italia. Allegedly. Amazing. Plus 9.

"I'll bring guys home, but I won't do sex." - Deena. Lie. Minus 6.

Uncle Nino said something ... well, it was authentic. Plus 8, because we really hope to see more of this guy. Same goes for Single Ronnie.

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