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This week, down on the Jersey Shore, the prank war kings returned, while Mike pondered his future with Paula and Deena got really, really trashed again.

Read on for THG's full recap!

Deena Cortese on Jersey Shore

Before the show, Vinny discussed Hurricane Sandy - it hit the gang's Seaside Heights, N.J., stomping grounds hard - and urged viewers to donate to the Red Cross.

Well done, Vin and MTV. Plus 100.

Back to the show. Roger Mathews and JWoww did not break up, obviously. We were well aware of this already, given that the two just got engaged. Plus 25.

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We love us some Deena Nicole Cortese, but wow. Just wow.

As the final season of Jersey Shore plays out on MTV, we got to relive one of the past summer's most notable highlights from Seaside - her drunken daytime arrest.

Did the episode do justice to our heightened expectations?

Let's recap Jersey Shore, THG style, and find out!

  • Meatball Day
  • Deena Cortese Arrested

First things first, and we pick up after last week's brawl at Bamboo, where Jenni was tossed to the ground by her crazy boyfriend (now fiance) Roger Mathews.

JWoww, who was trying to break up the right, tries to smooth things over by saying she's sure he didn't know it was her. His response? "I recognized you the entire time."

Gotta love a man who's honest at least! Plus 10.

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The Jersey Shore Season 6 premiere was just an appetizer.

$h!t got a lot more real last night in the season's second episode - also a two-hour event, thank you MTV - in which Snooki moved out of the Shore house.

How did that turn out? And what other stuff went down?

Let's recap Jersey Shore, THG style, and find out!

Jersey Shore Season 6 Cast Picture

Snooki moved into her own "grandma shack" next door. A good compromise, as she was literally like 50 feet away, yet will be in much better health. Plus 20.

No sluts, no smoking and no drinking permitted. Plus 5.

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Jersey Shore Season 6 premiered last night on MTV.

The gang has certainly come a long way since their initial hookups, pranks, fights and hot tub romps of 2009. With a sober Situation and a pregnant Snooki, it's ... different.

Was it still a little bit nuts, and more importantly, fun?

Let's recap Jersey Shore, THG style, and find out!

Jersey Shore Season 6 Cast Photo

Snooki is engaged to Jionni LaValle and knocked up. Maybe you heard. Plus 12. Mike went to rehab and has been sober for awhile. Maybe you heard. Plus 10.

A reality show has run its course when the stars are so big that you already know these things. Well, unless you're the Kardashians, then you start making $h!t up. Minus 10.

JWoww and Roger Mathews, Ronnie and Sammi, Pauly and Vinny ... the gang is totally wifing up before our eyes. It's a magical thing, true romance. Plus 25.

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Nobody has the recipe or the rules for this game.

That's what Mike Sorrentino, better known as "The Situation," had to say about his sober return to the Jersey Shore house. 

Sitch in Jersey

Jersey boys Ronnie, Pauly D, and The Situation all stopped by Ellen for the latest publicity rounds for the last season of their reality show.

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It is totally on between an undead blood sucker and a fist-pumping gorilla juice head.

In this Fashion Face-Off, Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries goes up against Pauly D of Jersey Shore, two of the biggest winners at last night's Teen Choice Awards.

Heck, Somerhalder even defeated Justin Bieber for Choice Hottie, proving the power of his CW hit series. Or maybe just his smile.

Either way, it's time for Ian to pump up and see if his charm can earn votes over Pauly's muscles and record-spinning ability. Compare the studs and cast a vote now:

Fashion Face-Off!

A vampire or a Jersey Shore resident? Decide now: Did Ian Somerhalder or Pauly D look more handsome on the Teen Choice Awards red carpet? View Poll »

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It's not quite a Chris Brown and Chrissy Teigen-level feud, but Pauly D and Deadmau5 have been engaged in a bit of a Twitter beef of their own this week.

$h!t got so real after Deadmau5 said earlier this week that the Jersey Shore star was a hack and basically has zero talent when it comes to DJing.

Pauly D's response? The Tweet and photo below:

Pauly D Tweet

No word on whether Deadmau5, who also got into it with Madonna recently, truly thinks that 4x4=12, or if Neil Diamond is planning a Twitter offensive of his own after being inadvertently dragged into this war of words.

In any case, the beat goes on. And it sounds like nnts nnts nnts nnts ....

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Jersey Shore has been in the news a lot lately for reasons having nothing to do with the show, making last night's reunion special feel a bit pointless.

With Snooki pregnant and Mike in rehab, the two top stories among MTV's band of guidos are playing out in real life, not in front of reality TV cameras.

Still, the gang assembled for a postmortem of sorts in the aftermath of the fifth season, which ended last week. And there certainly a lot to discuss.

Jersey Shore Season Five Cast

Highlights from the Jersey Shore reunion special included:

  • Snooki continuing to deny servicing Mike, saying, "If I was that horny, I'd just go to my room and masturbate." Sitch also stood his ground: "I'm not a liar, I'm not. And I'm not gonna be made out to look like one, that's it." 
  • Mike was again dubbed the villain of the house, after which he said he felt emotional and left out. JWoww suggested that he apologize for the shady things he's done, but Mike instead walked off set. Way to go man.
  • JWoww convinced him to com back out, and Mike did apologize. Aww.
  • BFFs Pauly and Vinny reminisced about pranks, stalkers and the like.
  • JWoww is still happy in love with Roger Williams.
  • Snooki is, of course, still with Jionni LaValle.
  • Ronnie Magro and Sammi Giancola are no longer in a relationship because their "schedules became hectic." As for who ended it? Mixed messages.

Just a few months until Jersey Shore season six films!

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In light of the fact that Jionni got Snooki pregnant, and multiple cast members have their own spinoffs coming out, was this the last ever Jersey Shore?

That remains to be seen, but if Thursday night's Season 5 finale turned out to be a swan song, our favorite roving gang of guidos/ettes could do worse.

Between an epic prank war, laughter, tears, bittersweet emotions, hooking up with two lesbians and even a natural disaster, this chapter had it all in Seaside.

Let's recap the season finale of Jersey Shore, THG style!

Here's to the Shore

The Situation gets upset when he sees Pauly D and Vinny's latest prank. Like, for real upset. Like, it "really, really, really" pisses him off, he assures us.

And by that metric, Operation Inside Out was totes a success! Plus 14.

Eventually, Pauly helped Sitch bring all his "ruined" belongings back in the house. Because that's what friends do ... to help others quit whining. Plus 4.

Sitch tells Snook the gossip about Deena's sister. Guy cannot go 15 minutes without gossiping. Minus 10 for being lame, Plus 15 for entertaining fans.

Deena finds a new drink holder. Fake boobs are so utilitarian. Plus 9.

Vinny becomes "friends" with two lesbians at the club, and it seems they're into him too. It's as if he's died and gone to guido heaven. Plus 20.

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Snooki didn't have to look far for baby shower entertainment.

The Jersey Shore star, who is pregnant and engaged to Jionni LaValle, recently made a very special request to her co-star Paul DelVecchio, a.k.a. Pauly D.

"She told me she wants me to deejay the delivery room," Pauly tells People. "I might have to decline, but I told her I'll just deejay he baby shower."

Yeah Buddy

His baby shower DJ role will have to come in between his deejaying at Las Vegas's Hard Rock Hotel, where he is beginning a deejaying residency.

He also has a show, The Pauly D Project, premiering on MTV March 29.

While he won't be in charge of the baby shower, he has thought about what a Pauly D baby shower would look like for his Jersey Shore cast mate.

"I would have spray tan booths in the corner, because she loves to tan, and a lot of loud music," he says. "And I'd have pickles everywhere, too."

He's also given some thought to styling Snooki's baby when he/she is born.

"I think it's ready for hair gel as soon as it comes out. If there is hair, throw some gel in there," he says. "Too young to tan though. Don't tan."

"You gotta be 18 for that. Maybe a spray tan."