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"I don't want girls studying for finals. I want girls studying for *%$k!" - Vinny

Vinny and Pauly D definitely get their game on in this preview of tonight's Jersey Shore, but unlike last week's creepin', not in the location you might expect.

Who needs cover charges, $12 drinks and dodging land mines at the club when the the South Beach gelato café where they work brings the honeys to you?

On Thursday's show, the guys work the crowd (and for Enzo).

Snooki can only smile at South Beach's newest players.

"We're like an ultimate tag team," Vinny Guadagnino says. "When I go home, I am going to work in an ice cream parlor because that's how I pick up all the girls."

Of course, not everyone's interested. It can be tough to bring one's A-game when there is ice cream to be scooped, and when the target has tests the next day.

Check out a clip from tonight's episode after the jump ...

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Creepin': adj. 1. To sneak about unnoticed and in mysterious fashion; typically but not necessarily to convey the message that one is a sexual being. 2. To cheat.

Last night on Jersey Shore, Ronnie continued his sleazy, drunken antics, Angelina sort of made up with peeps and Vinny may have done the unthinkable.

How did it all play out in episode three of season two? THG's got it covered ...

Steamed over her "brother" being slapped in the face three times. JWoww threatens to beat up Angelina since Pauly can't. What are sisters for? Plus 3.

Angelina Pivarnick claims to not remember what she did to Pauly D. Sorry, but these people are clearly not blacked out drunk EVERY night. Minus 4.

Angeliner

Angelina wears her trademark sneer, and sunglasses indoors.

"I didn't know being drunk and people making mistakes was that bad..." - Angelina. Hmm. She has a point. That's pretty much the premise of the show. Plus 2.

Vinny gets his fade on ... a different kind of fade. He and Ronnie go to the 'hood for haircuts. Vin is thoroughly entertaining there and at the gelato shop. Plus 5.

Snooki rocks the "Old Snook Look" for a night out, catching Vinny's eye. The poof and cleave can only foreshadow bad things. Pauly D: "Who knows." Minus 7.

The Situation is usually The Instigation, but this week was The Mediation, convincing the girls to give Angelina a chance if she "mans up." What a uniter! Plus 6.

Vinny on J-Woww: "Albert Einstein should rewrite his laws of physics and rework them around Jennie's t!ts." Point taken, but they're kinda gross, so Minus 4.

Now, for the obligatory Ronnie-Sammi drama. Minus 12, since it's both predictable and pathetic that he was creepin' at the club, then crawled in bed with her.

Did I Bang Snooki Last Night?

Did Vinny do the unthinkable? He's about to wonder the same.

Late night, Snooki is plastered, tries to call boyfriend Emilio Masella and breaks a bunch of $h!t, then ends up in bed with Vinny. Plus 11, if only for the fact that Emilio just learned this happened from the show and wants to fight Vinny.

The following night, it's guys night out: MVP style. Mike, Vinny, Pauly. The MVPs of MIA, supporting the GFF (Grenade-Free Foundation). Acronym overkill, perhaps, but we gotta admire the creativity, and they are the MVPs tonight. Plus 19.

Pauly, on Angelina wanting to tag along: "It's not MVPA." Plus 3.

Their debauchery got off to a great start by ditching Angelina when she turned around for one second, but ended up with a jacuzzi full of grenades and a game of catch with a padded bra insert. How do we even evaluate that? Eh, Plus 11.

Ronnie ditches Sam once again, gets drunk and starts creepin' on random hoes. Minus 8. Snooki and JWoww want to put an end it. Do it, girls! Plus 4.

TOTAL: +29. SEASON: +63. Follow this link for the night's Jersey Shore quotes!

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The greatness/awfulness that is Jersey Shore is back. As advertised, Season 2 features a new shore (pity Miami Beach), but the same crazy. And then some.

We were concerned that the cast's celebrity status would diminish the show's luster, but the genuineness of these characters (for better or worse) was there.

So was the entertainment. While predictable, it was great to have The Situation, Snooki, Pauly D, J-Woww, Ronnie, Sammi, Vinny and that other girl back.

Here's The Hollywood Gossip's scientific plus-minus recap ...

En route to pick up the Sitch, Pauly D sums up Northeast winters: "Can't do nothin' in this weather. Can't tan, can't creep ... Girls stay in the house." Plus 5.

A dark brown Snooki laments that she no longer tans since "Obama put a 10% tax on tanning." Pretty sure that doesn't take effect until like 2014. Minus 4.

Jersey Shore Season 2 Cast

JWoww and Snooki ridicule Angelina's self-proclaimed "Kim Kardashian of Staten Island" moniker. "With what ass?" JWoww muses. A valid point. Plus 3.

No one expected Angelina Pivarnick back this season. She awkwardly greets Pauly D and The Situation, who reluctantly let her bunk with them. Minus 1.

Down south, Snooki discovers "life-changing" fried pickles. They did look good. Plus 2. That dude in the restaurant gets a Plus 1 for his fist-pump, too.

Ronnie and Sammi reunite. The tension is thick, lame and boring. This is totally going to be a drawn-out, painful Audrina-Justin kind of thing. Minus 7.

Pauly D does a quick pro-con on the Angelina situation: She's annoying and causes drama, but there could be a slow night with no chicks, so ... Plus 18.

While the guys are awkward but mostly tolerant of Angelina, the girls are ready to full-on brawl. Holy crap, JWoww needs to lay off the steroids. Minus 5.

As a general rule, it's hard not to smile at what a blast the guys are having with this show. The girls, meanwhile, just come off miserable and catty. Even.

One of the Boys

Cons: Annoying drama queen. Pros: Easily accessible.

Lending a hand scrubbing in the sink after a DISASTER involving Sammi’s FAVORITE white shorts, Snooki says "I feel like a pilgrim from the freakin' '20s." Plus 6.

An intoxicated Ronnie calls Sammi an "ungrateful c**t" and says she will "never f*%king win." Win what, you effing moron? Get over yourself. Minus 13.

Vinny sums up the night: "Ronnie's obliviated at this point." Plus 6.

The Situation: "Ron is at the club hooking up with grenades, which is a bigger ugly chick, and land mines, which is a thinner ugly chick, and ... loving life." Plus 11.

Sure enough, Ronnie mauls one of each. Minus 8 for the nasty close-up.

An additional Plus 12 for the previews of future episodes. Wow.

TOTAL: +26. Follow this link for the night's best Jersey Shore quotes!

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In a suit decorated with pandas and pink hearts, and with gray hair to match, Perez Hilton made quite an appearance at the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto.

To think that it was one year ago exactly that the celebrity gossip blogger got his ass whomped after the same award show in an altercation with the Black Eyed Peas.

Ah, such fond memories.

This year, Perez managed to go a whole night without catching a beating. Good thing Miley is all about love, otherwise her manager may have pummeled him too.

In any case, how does Hilton's "fashion" compare with that of Jersey Shore star DJ Pauly D, whose hair could use up a few million gallons from the BP oil spill?

Vote below, and ignore the troll on Pauly's arm ...

Polizzi and DelVecchio

[Photos: Splash News Online]

Who was better dressed at the MuchMusic Video Awards?

 

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We've already profiled a lot of the fashion choices from the MTV Movie Awards, from The Hills stars past and present to Lindsay Lohan and Paris and Nicky Hilton.

The douchebag male contingent has been under-represented until now.

Mike Sorrentino (The Situation) and Paul DelVecchio (DJ Pauly D) were on hand to preview the second season of Jersey Shore along with their fellow cast mates.

They looked about how you expect - and the opening minutes of the July premiere, which MTV previewed Sunday, promises better Jersey Shore quotes than ever.

You know when The Situation and Pauly D roll up in this piece, there's gonna be some hair gel, earrings and fake tans on display. But who did it up better? Vote!

  • Sitch
  • DJ Pauly D Style

Who looked better at the MTV Movie Awards?

 

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The Situation says his perfect girl could be “anyone.” When it comes to selecting a future wife (or trash bag for a typical Friday), he's an equal-opportunity guy.

DJ Pauly D (Paul Delvecchio) is little more selective than his buddy, however.

“She’s gotta take care of herself,” Delvecchio said Sunday before deejaying at Las Vegas’s Palms Casino Resort. “She’s gotta be, like, drop-dead gorgeous."

Well, yeah. But does recent, likely hookup Paris Hilton match that description?

"She’s gotta stand out in a crowd. She’s gotta take care of herself like I do.”

DJ Pauly D Photo

DJ Pauly D takes care of himself. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

By "take care of herself," Pauly D presumably means provide for herself, but his perfect woman would adhere to the same GTL motto (gym, tan, laundry) as he does.

“A confident girl for Pauly D is what I need,” he says. “She’s gotta be beautiful.”

We're sensing some consistent themes here on Pauly D's list of criteria.

The second season of Jersey Shore began in Miami this spring. Pauly, Ronnie and The Situation shirtless are now back in the Garden State. The premiere is July 29.

What can viewers expect? “So much more everything,” Delvecchio says.

“More drama, fights, hookups, more everything. It was insane. I had the time of my life. I love Miami. We just killed it out there. You gotta be outside. The pool parties. The beach. The music. Nice tan. Good-looking people. That’s the ideal summer.”

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You knew it was coming. Pauly D has just completed a whirlwind tour of Paris. Well, maybe you didn't know it was coming, but still, it totally happened.

It says a lot about both Jersey Shore and Paris Hilton that the latter was gushing about the run-in, too. That's when you know you've hit the big time.

Amanda Bynes Twit Pic

When the tattooed, gelled-up DJ met the HO-tel heiress in Las Vegas Friday, the two hit it off ... but did Rhode Island's most famous DJ hit that later?

Who knows, but Paris Hilton is newly single after her breakup with Doug Reinhardt, and Tweeted about jetting off for a girls' weekend in Las Vegas.

When reality stars and loose morals collide in Sin City.

But it was Pauly D who caught her attention! Paris Tweeted:

"Had the best time last night! We went to an incredible dinner at Botero and then raged @XSLasVegas. Ran into my boy Too Short and met Pauly D."

Pauly D seemed to be pretty excited about the encounter, as well, as he Tweeted (at 3:19 am) - "Me and Paris ..." - and linked to the above photo.

Soon after, he Tweeted again, this time sending the same picture to Paris, perhaps as a reminder. He said: "@Parishilton Now " Thats Hott " (sic).

So true. P.S. Be a fan of THG on Facebook and Twitter!

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Yesterday, the ladies of Jersey Shore classed up Harper's Bazaar.

The men cannot say the same in their Interview Magazine shoot.

Famed celebrity photo taker Terry Richardson was enlisted to capture the essence of tanned, toned cast in images that will captivate fans for generations.

Here's the famed DJ Pauly D putting the G in GTL ...

Pauly D Pumps You Up

They did a nice job airbrushing out the needle marks.

Pauly D, a.k.a. Paul DelVecchio is also seen showing off his Italian pride, tattoos, and vintage Versace underwear. Repulsed or turned on? You tell us!

Other photos feature The Situation doing what he does second best after creepin' on skanks - tanning. Finally, the four guys tag team a serious sub.

Click to enlarge photos of America's favorite guidos ...

  • The Situation and Mike Sorrentino
  • Blow Dry
  • Mike Nerds Out
  • Serious Length
  • Pauly D Tattoos
  • The Situation Underwear Photo
  • Hair Dryin'
  • Pauly D Snackin'

[Photos: Interview Magazine]

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The cast of MTV's Jersey Shore has brought its GTL, bed-hopping, first-pumping antics to Miami's South Beach for Season 2, but that's just the beginning.

Lest you thought Seaside Heights, N.J., was a thing of the past, the gang will be returning to the Garden State - in the very same house - don't you worry.

They just got a jump on Season 2 in Miami because of the weather.

"Once the boardwalk heats back up, the series will return to the Jersey Shore to complete the season," MTV said, noting that the season starts July 29.

The Cast of Jersey Shore

All the lovable guidos and guidettes will beat up the beat again: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio, Jenni "JWoww" Farley, Sammi Giancola, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Vinny Guadagnino.

Also returning? Angelina Pivarnick, a.k.a. the random girl who bailed after like one episode, and a.k.a. Kim Kardashian of Staten Island (self-proclaimed).

The network is also exploring adding new cast members to the second season or more likely the third season of the surprise reality hit. Filming dates in Seaside are July 1-September 19, so it looks like a third season is in the works.

"It's like a big family reunion," said Tony DiSanto, MTV's president of programming. "We couldn't be more excited that the whole group is together in Miami and that they'll be going back to Jersey when the sun heats up."

Also heating up? Tempers. MTV worries that more peeps will pick fights with Snooki, Ronnie and company just to get on TV (the stars will likely oblige).

The network has requested additional police presence for the cast. According to the Seaside Heights P.D., MTV wants 8-10 off-duty officers - their tab.

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There's no mistaking the male Jersey Shore cast members, sporting matching black tank tops and officially putting the G in GTL in their new Miami digs this week.

Being filmed going to the gym during the day and getting bombed at night, whilst bringing home whatever trash bags they please. Talk about living the dream.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Vinny Guadagnino, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, and Paul "Pauly D" Delvecchio worked out during filming for the show's second season.

Here's the gang strutting its 'roided-up stuff:

ALL SMILES: What's not to love about this lifestyle?

Their GTL dream may be fulfilled every morning, but one other change this season beyond the fact that Jersey Shore no longer takes place on the Jersey Shore:

No grenades.

That's right, only hot chicks will be allowed at the Jersey Shore house in South Beach. Good luck policing that when it's 4:10 a.m. and The Situation's creepin'.

Pauly D Biography

Paul DelVecchio Pic Paul DelVecchio, a.k.a. DJ Pauly D, is a cast member on Jersey Shore. As his nickname suggests, he is a DJ and hails from Johnston, R.I.,... More »
Birthplace
Johnston, Rhode Island
Full Name
Pauly D
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