Paul McCartney and Sabrina Guinness: Brilliant!
Good riddance, Heather Mills!
No, we're not referring to Dancing with the Stars. The one-legged former call girl is still a contestant on that show ... for now.
Fiona Mills Sticks Up for Sister, Goes After Paul McCartney
It's still unclear if Heather Mills has received the divorce settlement we previously reported on.
But this much is apparent: Her sister may be as crazy as she is.
Heather Mills, Paul McCartney: Divorce Settled, Gold Dug
Heather Mills can finally rest easy: she's a very rich, one-legged woman.
Sir Paul McCartney has reportedly agreed to a $63 million divorce settlement with his estranged wife, ending a bitter six month battle over the former Beatle's vast fortune that kept us amused and enraged.
Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Battle Over Paintings
Now that the mystery of nude Heather Mills photos has been solved, the next issue on the docket for Britain's favorite divorced couple involves a few pricier pictures.
Police were called to the country estate of Paul McCartney after his one-leggeed ex-wife reported the theft of paintings - including a Picasso and a Renoir - from the lodge they once shared.
Let Her Be: Nude Heather Mills Pictures Returned to Paul McCartney
We warned the public a couple months ago. Now, one of our worst fears has sort of come true: nude Heather Mills pictures have been found.
Fortunately, they've also been returned to Paul McCartney, who we're guessing was hoping to never see such a bare sight ever again.
Paul McCartney Takes High Road Against Gold-Digging Liar of an Ex-Wife
We could all learn a thing or two from Paul McCartney - and we're not even talking about making beautiful music that affects multiple generations.
The legendary former Beatle said Saturday he bears no grudge against Heather Mills - despite acrimonious divorce proceedings that have seen lurid allegations about their marriage reported across the world.
A Tale of Two Daughters: One Celebrates Birthday, One Wishes to Murder Heather Mills
Paul McCartney has four children. One daughter turned three years old over the weekend.
The other wants to kill her ex-step mother, Heather Mills.
Uma Thurman Stands by Her Man; Michelle Williams Stands by Art; Jimmy Fallon Stands by Paul McCartney
And this all took place at the same event! A gala at New York City's Whitney Museum, naturally.
Paul McCartney and Sara Evans: A Contrast in Divorce, Public Relations
The spotlight can be blinding. Once relationships get caught in its glare, look out! Granted, it can make for some funny stories, such as the apparent break up of Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey.
Heather Mills Accuses Paul McCartney of Choke Job
No, Paul McCartney didn't miss any key free throws at the end of a basketball game or forget the lyrics to "Hey Jude."
Instead, the chock job he's being accused of has to do with his hands around the neck of Heather Mills, according to the gold digger herself.
Kanye West: Sir Paul's New BFF?
Not the oddest couple of all time, but hardly a pair of music moguls we'd expect to see together. But hey, go with what works. For all we know, rap star Kanye West (left) was probably just giving Sir Paul McCartney some marriage advice.