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Heather Mills is a coniving gold digger with one leg.

We doubt ex-husband Paul McCartney would disagree with that assessment, but the singer has a unique way of showing it.

The former Beatle has penned a new song, dedicated to Mills and containing lyrics such as:

I long to know all your secrets, I want to walk through your fire. Light up my eyes with your smile.

I was awakened by magic. I was alone in the world. Take me away form here.

We could climb every mountain, swim through every sea. When all the world is asleep we could set ourselves free.

The track will be released in October.

Paul McCartney has moved on from Heather Mills to Nancy Shevell.

“Paul has done a track about how he feels about Heather and what was going on with the paparazzi because no one has heard his side of it at all - so this will be the first time anyone hears a song relating to that subject," composer and performer Nitin Sawhney told The Daily Telegraph.

McCartney is more generous than we are. We'd have gone with lyrics such as:

"You made me scream and beg. How do you sleep, Peg Leg?

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We hope Heather Mills is reading The Hollywood Gossip over a cup of tea this morning... and crying her eyes out over the following news:

The UK's Daily Mail is reporting that Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell are still going strong, recently vacationing in the Caribbean.

Paul McCartney, Nancy Shevell

The British paper says Sir Paul jetted off on a romantic rendezvous with Shevell just a week after his divorce from his one-legged gold digger ex-wife was finalized. The two have enjoyed secret liaisons since October, as they kissed, held hands and took a romantic sunset stroll along a beach in Antigua over the weekend.

This photo may be a bit grainy, but trust us: that's Nancy Shevell and Paul McCartney, enjoying a well-deserved vacation in Antigua.

McCartney and Shevell have been spotted riding bikes around the island, smooching and giggling like teenagers.

"Everyone on the beach could see they only had eyes for each other," said a witness. "He is a good few years older than her but looking good and can clearly still impress the ladies. They seemed so happy and relaxed in each other's company, as though they've been together for years."

Eat it, Heather Mills!

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Heather Mills is standing tall.

Well, as tall as one can stand with a fake leg.

Heather Mills' Bad Hair

The evil ex-wife of Paul McCartney has declared herself "so, so happy" with her nearly $50 million divorce settlement from the singing legend, an amount that was finalized this morning in London.

There was actually a time when Paul McCartney and Heather Mills were happy and... ah, who are we kidding? She was always after his money.

Despite receiving an enormous sum for being nothing but a spoiled ball and chain, Mills stood on the courthouse steps and could not let the issue slide.

"I am standing here because Paul is insistent on the whole judgment being put out. I've said that if the whole judgment goes out then all the transcripts have to go out because it's going to be written in a way that they will try and make it that I wasn't successful," she said.

Let is now be known: Heather Mills is a successful gold digger!

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This piece of celebrity gossip can now be classified as "celebrity fact."

Paul McCartney and Rosanna Arquette "are spending more time together," according to Alexis Arquette. She said as much to People magazine at the TV Academy's annual Ribbon of Hope AIDS charity event in L.A. on Saturday.

Last week, the two made news when a British tabloid photographed them taking an intimate stroll through London's Hampstead Heath.

Now - despite earlier reports linking Sir Paul with Nancy Shevell - McCartney and Arquette are "good friends," according to Arquette's rep; they share a love of music.

"[Rosanna] interviewed him for a documentary that she did on Rock and Roll," said Alexis. "She's been a big fan of his music for a long time, and I know that they befriended each other several years ago. "

He added: "Who knows, if something came out of it, that's cool, it's great."

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Paul McCartney is a tru playa, yo. 4 realz.

Mere weeks after canoodling with Nancy Shevell, the most famous member of The Beatles is reportedly dating a new random celebrity:

Pic of Paul McCartney

Photographs printed Sunday in Britain's News of the World show Sir Paul and actress Rosanna Arquette strolling side-by-side through the grounds of the Kenwood House, a historic Hampstead home on November 19. (The newspaper also quotes unnamed witnesses, who claim the two were kissing.)

Paul McCartney and Rosanna Arquette? Really?!?

A rep for McCartney, told People magazine "no comment" on the outing. Arquette's rep didn't immediately return calls for comment.

We've learned this isn't the first sighting of the pair, however. At the August 11 James Taylor concert at East Hampton's Ross School in New York, Arquette was seen leaning on McCartney's shoulder during "How Sweet It Is (to be Loved by You)."

It must be a nice change for Paul. His anthem with Heather Mills was closer to How Terrifying It Is (to be Gold-Dug by You)."

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As if Heather Mills needed more to cry about.

Mere days after his self-pitying, one-legged ex-wife broke down on TV, Paul McCartney was seen kissing New Yorker Nancy Shevell, according to British tabloid The Sun.

McCartney and Shevell were spotted at an Amagansett sushi restaurant, Show Win, on Saturday night, and outside a Hamptons cafe Sunday morning. Sounds like they had a sleepover! Talk about a hard day's night!

Good news for Nancy Shevell: All she needs to do is look better than Heather Mills nude and McCartney will be impressed. Can't be too difficult to pull off.

Shevell is a member of the Metropolitan Transportation Authority board and is legally separated from Bruce Blakeman, a commissioner of the Port Authority and former presiding officer of the Nassau County Legislature.

"At one point," The Sun reported, "[McCartney] put his arm around Nancy after he drove her home - and they kissed tenderly."

All of a sudden, the Sophia Bush/Tony Romo and Sabrina Bryan/Mark Ballas romances seem like back page fodder. Sir Paul is in love!

Paul McCartney, Nancy Shevell

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Paul McCartney used to sing that you can't buy him love.

The Beatles' star's ex-wife, however, doesn't seem to agree.

Ugly Hair

For months now, Heather Mills has been limping around on one real leg. She's also been trying to milk McCartney for all he's worth.

And Sir Paul has finally had enough. He recently told London's The Radio Times that "going through a divorce is a very painful thing." The statement follows a report that Mills rejected a $100 million settlement offer because she refused to sign the accompanying gag order that banned her from speaking about the failed marriage.

This woman redefines the term "gold digger" the way Britney Spears redefines "train wreck."

Meanwhile, Us Weekly reported that McCartney hinted to The Radio Times that he will persevere until the end of this ugly, drawn out drama.

"As Winston Churchill once said, 'If you're going through hell, keep going! The only solution is to remain dignified. If I don't keep a silence about it, I lose this idea of being dignified."

Furthermore, the icon said there was "no truth" to rumors linking him to Renée Zellweger.

He also isn't dating Tila Tequila.

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From Britney and Kevin to the Tommy Lee-Kid Rock fight to that crazy lesbian Anne Heche, the spectacle of a public, bitter celebrity divorces sure is certainly one to behold. Here's The Hollywood Gossip's field guide to some of the major celebrities whose nuptials have unraveled before our eyes.

KEVIN FEDERLINE vs. BRITNEY SPEARS

Britney Spears, Family

He says: Not a lot. Because he has a good lawyer, and she says it all for him by parading around Hollywood clubs in no pants.
She says: He's "the biggest mistake she ever made" (and a stoner with no income).
Custody (of the kids): Currently 50-50, though FedEx is seeking a higher ratio of time with Sean and Jayden. Britney Spears' antics make that a distinct possibility.
Custody (of the fans): Kevin, we think. But only by attrition.

PAUL McCARTNEY vs. HEATHER MILLS

He says: She's got "personality issues," possibly code for "she used to be a high-priced call girl who serviced Arab arms dealers.
She says: The Beatles legend used to slap her around a little.
Custody (of the kids): Amicably shared, of daughter Beatrice.
Custody (of the fans): Paul by a wide margin across the Atlantic, but Mills won millions of fans stateside with her turn on Dancing with the Stars. A one-legged former hooker and "instructional sex tape" star, what's not to love?

COLEY LAFFOON vs. ANNE HECHE

He says: Anne Heche a frickin' nut!
She says: Coley Laffoon is a deadbeat who is addicted to porn, strippers and poker, as well as downloading sexual photos online.
Custody (of the kids): Bitterly contested, but split evenly, of son Homer.
Custody (of the fans): We gotta side with Laffoon, if only because he has no money and Heche had an affair with the equally-married James Tupper.

EMINEM vs. KIM MATHERS

He says: "I'd rather have a baby through my penis than get married again," Eminem said in 2002, after getting a divorce from Kim, who he was married to from 1999-2001. Note: He got married again. To Kim. In 2006. That's over too.
She says: His penis is small, doesn't work.
Custody (of the kids): Changes frequently.
Custody (of the fans): Eminem. Bitch crazy!

TOMMY LEE vs. KID ROCK

Lee (Pamela Anderson's husband for several years) says: Kid Rock is a wuss.
Kid (married to Pamela Anderson for three months in 2006) says: "Tommy Lee said some things that were extremely disrespectful to me."
Custody (of the kids): Tommy and Pam share custody of theirs 50-50. Thank goodness Kid Rock and Anderson did not procreate.
Custody (of the fans): Kid... but talk about a Rock and a head case!

ALEC BALDWIN vs. KIM BASINGER

He says: Kim is a manipulative liar who dedicates most of her live to making him miserable and not allowing him to see daughter Ireland.
She says: Alec and Saddam Hussein are pretty similar.
Custody (of the kids): Almost all Kim, especially after Alec infamously tore Ireland a new one on that gotta-hear-it-to-believe it voicemail.
Custody (of the fans): Alec Baldwin. Sure, he's got some personal issues. But watch this guy on 30 Rock and you just can't stay mad.

by Mischalova at . Comments

The Hollywood Gossip has learned to never say never when it comes to celebrity couples reuniting.

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker taught us that lesson.

Now, the supposedly selfish, definitively handicapped Heather Mills is telling friends she'd actually like a second chance with Paul McCartney. Even - gasp! - if it costs her millions of dollars.

Such an admission came in a heart-to-heart with a close pal at the American Idol after show party in Los Angeles last week. The friend revealed: "She said she'd been devastated by the divorce and has become an emotional wreck.

"Heather doesn't care about the huge load of money coming her way. She'd much rather be happily married than rich and miserable."

This comes as a shock to us. It's like hearing that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag would rather enjoy a quiet night alone than pose for every camera they see.

"She said she would gladly give back every penny for another shot at happiness with Paul," the source continued."She loved being married to him and it was the biggest regret of her life that things became so awful between them that divorce was the only option."

It looks like Dancing with the Stars may have truly changed Mills, as it has for so many celebs before her.

At one point during the bash at the Mondrian Skybar, one of LA's hottest nightspots, Heather was seen gazing mournfully out over the glittering skyline.

One surprised guest said: "She didn't sound like the total money-grabber we all thought she was. It's clear she still cares for Paul."

Wow. Next thing you know, word will spread that Paris Hilton's pussy is actually well taken care of.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Heather Mills is no longer Dancing with the Stars.

But she is loaded with cash.

Heather Mills' Bad Hair

Reports are coming in that Paul McCartney and his gold-digging ex-wife have buried what had been a very sharp hatchet, even going so far as to make plans - along with daughter Beatrice - for Sir Paul's 65th birthday in June.

The fact that Mills will be receiving $200 million in the couple's final divorce settlement may have helped matters along. This woman is more greedy than Dustin Diamond is horny.

Celebrity gossip photographers actually spotted the former couple smiling in each other's presence with little Beatrice around recently, a far cry from the rancor and bitter name-calling that had been the norm in months past.

The Hollywood Gossip is very disappointed by this development. Our news department relied on Mills/McCartney dustups like we relied on Britney Spears going insane.

We can only hope that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt don't stop staging loving pictures any time soon.

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