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Paul McCartney is a tru playa, yo. 4 realz.

Mere weeks after canoodling with Nancy Shevell, the most famous member of The Beatles is reportedly dating a new random celebrity:

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Photographs printed Sunday in Britain's News of the World show Sir Paul and actress Rosanna Arquette strolling side-by-side through the grounds of the Kenwood House, a historic Hampstead home on November 19. (The newspaper also quotes unnamed witnesses, who claim the two were kissing.)

Paul McCartney and Rosanna Arquette? Really?!?

A rep for McCartney, told People magazine "no comment" on the outing. Arquette's rep didn't immediately return calls for comment.

We've learned this isn't the first sighting of the pair, however. At the August 11 James Taylor concert at East Hampton's Ross School in New York, Arquette was seen leaning on McCartney's shoulder during "How Sweet It Is (to be Loved by You)."

It must be a nice change for Paul. His anthem with Heather Mills was closer to How Terrifying It Is (to be Gold-Dug by You)."

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by Mischalova at

As if Heather Mills needed more to cry about.

Mere days after his self-pitying, one-legged ex-wife broke down on TV, Paul McCartney was seen kissing New Yorker Nancy Shevell, according to British tabloid The Sun.

McCartney and Shevell were spotted at an Amagansett sushi restaurant, Show Win, on Saturday night, and outside a Hamptons cafe Sunday morning. Sounds like they had a sleepover! Talk about a hard day's night!

Good news for Nancy Shevell: All she needs to do is look better than Heather Mills nude and McCartney will be impressed. Can't be too difficult to pull off.

Shevell is a member of the Metropolitan Transportation Authority board and is legally separated from Bruce Blakeman, a commissioner of the Port Authority and former presiding officer of the Nassau County Legislature.

"At one point," The Sun reported, "[McCartney] put his arm around Nancy after he drove her home - and they kissed tenderly."

All of a sudden, the Sophia Bush/Tony Romo and Sabrina Bryan/Mark Ballas romances seem like back page fodder. Sir Paul is in love!

Paul McCartney, Nancy Shevell
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by Mischalova at

Paul McCartney used to sing that you can't buy him love.

The Beatles' star's ex-wife, however, doesn't seem to agree.

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For months now, Heather Mills has been limping around on one real leg. She's also been trying to milk McCartney for all he's worth.

And Sir Paul has finally had enough. He recently told London's The Radio Times that "going through a divorce is a very painful thing." The statement follows a report that Mills rejected a $100 million settlement offer because she refused to sign the accompanying gag order that banned her from speaking about the failed marriage.

This woman redefines the term "gold digger" the way Britney Spears redefines "train wreck."

Meanwhile, Us Weekly reported that McCartney hinted to The Radio Times that he will persevere until the end of this ugly, drawn out drama.

"As Winston Churchill once said, 'If you're going through hell, keep going! The only solution is to remain dignified. If I don't keep a silence about it, I lose this idea of being dignified."

Furthermore, the icon said there was "no truth" to rumors linking him to Renée Zellweger.

He also isn't dating Tila Tequila.

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From Britney and Kevin to the Tommy Lee-Kid Rock fight to that crazy lesbian Anne Heche, the spectacle of a public, bitter celebrity divorces sure is certainly one to behold. Here's The Hollywood Gossip's field guide to some of the major celebrities whose nuptials have unraveled before our eyes.

KEVIN FEDERLINE vs. BRITNEY SPEARS

Britney Spears, Family

He says: Not a lot. Because he has a good lawyer, and she says it all for him by parading around Hollywood clubs in no pants.
She says: He's "the biggest mistake she ever made" (and a stoner with no income).
Custody (of the kids): Currently 50-50, though FedEx is seeking a higher ratio of time with Sean and Jayden. Britney Spears' antics make that a distinct possibility.
Custody (of the fans): Kevin, we think. But only by attrition.

PAUL McCARTNEY vs. HEATHER MILLS

He says: She's got "personality issues," possibly code for "she used to be a high-priced call girl who serviced Arab arms dealers.
She says: The Beatles legend used to slap her around a little.
Custody (of the kids): Amicably shared, of daughter Beatrice.
Custody (of the fans): Paul by a wide margin across the Atlantic, but Mills won millions of fans stateside with her turn on Dancing with the Stars. A one-legged former hooker and "instructional sex tape" star, what's not to love?

COLEY LAFFOON vs. ANNE HECHE

He says: Anne Heche a frickin' nut!
She says: Coley Laffoon is a deadbeat who is addicted to porn, strippers and poker, as well as downloading sexual photos online.
Custody (of the kids): Bitterly contested, but split evenly, of son Homer.
Custody (of the fans): We gotta side with Laffoon, if only because he has no money and Heche had an affair with the equally-married James Tupper.

EMINEM vs. KIM MATHERS

He says: "I'd rather have a baby through my penis than get married again," Eminem said in 2002, after getting a divorce from Kim, who he was married to from 1999-2001. Note: He got married again. To Kim. In 2006. That's over too.
She says: His penis is small, doesn't work.
Custody (of the kids): Changes frequently.
Custody (of the fans): Eminem. Bitch crazy!

TOMMY LEE vs. KID ROCK

Lee (Pamela Anderson's husband for several years) says: Kid Rock is a wuss.
Kid (married to Pamela Anderson for three months in 2006) says: "Tommy Lee said some things that were extremely disrespectful to me."
Custody (of the kids): Tommy and Pam share custody of theirs 50-50. Thank goodness Kid Rock and Anderson did not procreate.
Custody (of the fans): Kid... but talk about a Rock and a head case!

ALEC BALDWIN vs. KIM BASINGER

He says: Kim is a manipulative liar who dedicates most of her live to making him miserable and not allowing him to see daughter Ireland.
She says: Alec and Saddam Hussein are pretty similar.
Custody (of the kids): Almost all Kim, especially after Alec infamously tore Ireland a new one on that gotta-hear-it-to-believe it voicemail.
Custody (of the fans): Alec Baldwin. Sure, he's got some personal issues. But watch this guy on 30 Rock and you just can't stay mad.

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by Mischalova at

The Hollywood Gossip has learned to never say never when it comes to celebrity couples reuniting.

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker taught us that lesson.

Now, the supposedly selfish, definitively handicapped Heather Mills is telling friends she'd actually like a second chance with Paul McCartney. Even - gasp! - if it costs her millions of dollars.

Such an admission came in a heart-to-heart with a close pal at the American Idol after show party in Los Angeles last week. The friend revealed: "She said she'd been devastated by the divorce and has become an emotional wreck.

"Heather doesn't care about the huge load of money coming her way. She'd much rather be happily married than rich and miserable."

This comes as a shock to us. It's like hearing that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag would rather enjoy a quiet night alone than pose for every camera they see.

"She said she would gladly give back every penny for another shot at happiness with Paul," the source continued."She loved being married to him and it was the biggest regret of her life that things became so awful between them that divorce was the only option."

It looks like Dancing with the Stars may have truly changed Mills, as it has for so many celebs before her.

At one point during the bash at the Mondrian Skybar, one of LA's hottest nightspots, Heather was seen gazing mournfully out over the glittering skyline.

One surprised guest said: "She didn't sound like the total money-grabber we all thought she was. It's clear she still cares for Paul."

Wow. Next thing you know, word will spread that Paris Hilton's pussy is actually well taken care of.

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by Mischalova at

Heather Mills is no longer Dancing with the Stars.

But she is loaded with cash.

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Reports are coming in that Paul McCartney and his gold-digging ex-wife have buried what had been a very sharp hatchet, even going so far as to make plans - along with daughter Beatrice - for Sir Paul's 65th birthday in June.

The fact that Mills will be receiving $200 million in the couple's final divorce settlement may have helped matters along. This woman is more greedy than Dustin Diamond is horny.

Celebrity gossip photographers actually spotted the former couple smiling in each other's presence with little Beatrice around recently, a far cry from the rancor and bitter name-calling that had been the norm in months past.

The Hollywood Gossip is very disappointed by this development. Our news department relied on Mills/McCartney dustups like we relied on Britney Spears going insane.

We can only hope that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt don't stop staging loving pictures any time soon.

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by Mischalova at

Good riddance, Heather Mills!

No, we're not referring to Dancing with the Stars. The one-legged former call girl is still a contestant on that show ... for now.

Nancy and Paul Picture

But it looks as though her ex-husband - some former Beatles member named Paul McCartney - is moving on from his psychotic divorced wife.

The singer has been spotted a lot lately with Sabrina Guinness, of, of course, the Guinness Stout beer empire. Guinness, 52, was seen recently with McCartney, his daughter Stella and her husband Alasdhair Willis.

"I realize everyone wants to see me with a new bird right now and that's very flattering," Sir Paul said. "We enjoy each other's company."

The politically progressive McCartney then added that he and Guinness woo each other by talking about "stuff like the environment and Al Gore, things like that."

In related news: Jason Filyaw and Britney Spears talk about stuff like how hot she used to be.

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It's still unclear if Heather Mills has received the divorce settlement we previously reported on.

But this much is apparent: Her sister may be as crazy as she is.

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Indeed, Fiona Mills has launched a scathing attack on Paul McCartney and his alleged refusal to provide personal protection to his estranged wife and their daughter.

Fiona - who puts the good name of the princess in Shrek to shame - released a statement in which she claims her 39-year-old sister and niece Beatrice, 3, have received death threats - but have not been cared for like other members of the McCartney clan.

"The main reason that I am responding is that I am deeply concerned for the safety of my sister and her daughter," Fiona Mills writes on www.heathermills.org.

We assume she is yet to open a MySpace account is all.

"They are receiving death threats, not because she is getting a divorce, but because some of the British tabloids decided from day one that they wish to destroy her. ... Heather and Beatrice no longer receive the protection that would be afforded to any other member of the McCartney family facing such threats."

Maybe that's because Heather sucks. Or maybe the accusations toward Sir Paul aren't even true.

All we know is this: McCartney and Fiona should settle their differences like Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead. We'll even give the Beatles legend our Instant Messenger password if it'll help.

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Heather Mills can finally rest easy: she's a very rich, one-legged woman.

Sir Paul McCartney has reportedly agreed to a $63 million divorce settlement with his estranged wife, ending a bitter six month battle over the former Beatle's vast fortune that kept us amused and enraged.

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Mills can now return to milking more money out of other innocent souls. Milos Pogacar, you're next.

The singing legend has allegedly agreed to hand over his $7.8 million home in St John's Wood, London to the former model, as well as his $11.8 million mansion in Beverly Hills.

It's unclear who keeps the Heather Mills sex photos.

The out-of-court settlement means McCartney will never have to publicly defend himself against Mills' claims of physical abuse while she was pregnant with their daughter Beatrice in 2003.

We just hope the Kara Janx wedding has a happier ending than this.

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Now that the mystery of nude Heather Mills photos has been solved, the next issue on the docket for Britain's favorite divorced couple involves a few pricier pictures.

Police were called to the country estate of Paul McCartney after his one-leggeed ex-wife reported the theft of paintings - including a Picasso and a Renoir - from the lodge they once shared.

Heather Mills' Bad Hair

"We checked the premises, and spoke to Heather Mills (McCartney), and as a result it was found to be a civil matter between her and her husband," Sussex Police spokesman Paddy Rea said. "There's been no theft."

Mills called police Thursday night after discovering that paintings valued at an estimated $19.5 million had gone missing, The Sun newspaper reported Friday.

Turns out, however, that McCartney had taken the art work and reprogrammed the estate's alarm codes, informed his crazy ex Thursday night by text message.

Yes, apparently a former Beatle uses text messages. Maybe he couldn't log-in to his MySpace account.

Mills should be grateful Sir Paul didn't use Victoria Beckham's boobs as a weapon at least.

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