Paris Hilton MySpace

For those that dared to believe the Paris Hilton and Benji Madden relationship was nothing but a publicity stunt, someone is here to say differently:

Paris Hilton herself.

Here's what the useless heiress wrote in her latest MySpace blog:

"Hey everyone! Just wanted to check in and say hi! I've been on tour with my boyfriend [Benji] for almost a month now. We've been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It's been so much fun! I've never felt so happy and in love, [Benji] is such an amazing guy and life has never been better!

It's so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart. I love Good Charlotte, they rock!!

All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it's been such an amazing and memorable experience. In my free time, Ive been checking out all your casting videos on the casting site for my new MTV show, ParisBFF.com, there are A LOT of fabulous and interesting contenders. I cannot wait to start shooting this show!!

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If Paris Hilton were looking for time off from her jail sentence for proper spelling, well, that would be really odd.

But it would also be counterproductive considering a recent posting on her MySpace account.

In her most recent entry, the soon-to-be prison member pleaded with fans to sign an online petition started by her friend Joshua Capone. Well, actually, Paris asked that you "help and sihn" it, which we assume means to affix your signature to the document. But you never know.

But why should you do so? Why assist someone whose sole contribution to the universe is a sex tape and an endless feud with Lindsay Lohan? Because, according to Hilton herself, she "provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world."

She must be referring to the hope that you, too, can get famous for getting nude on video. Jennifer Toof and Olivia Mojica have certainly learned from this example.

So, will Paris get her jail sentence reduced? Don't count on it. Word has it that the best she can do is 39 days in the clink. Fortunately, she may have seemingly nice guy Ty Pennington to keep her company.

It looks like Paris Hilton never came to former BFF Britney Spears' defense in cyberspace after all - and instead, is the latest Hollywood "star" to incur the wrath of MySpace impersonators!

News reports from several "reputable" sources have been reporting that Paris used her MySpace page to defend the parenting skills of Britney Spears, which have been called into question.

Which isn't too surprising, as the mother of two spends more time galavanting around and displaying her enormous breasts than anything else.

But it turns out that the blog in question does not belong to Paris.

In the fake MySpace page, the "heiress" supposedly states that Britney is a great parent who is, and who has always been there for her children, and that Spears' partying is considered normal behavior for any 25-year-old.

While these are thoughts that certainly could be floating around inside Hilton's tiny brain, that does not mean she's the one to put them online. In fact, says her publicist, Elliot Mintz, she doesn't even have a MySpace account.

"Paris did not write it. She does not even have a MySpace account," Mintz said.

You know who does have a MySpace account, though? Britney's ex, Kevin Federline. And you know who's no longer on his list of MySpace friends? J.R. Rotem, the quote-unquote music producer who is supposedly found work as the new Britney boy toy since she split from Kev.

In any event, let the MySpace wars (and impersonations) continue, people. Carry on.