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Paris Hilton has come out with the official music video for "Come Alive."

It features  rainbow. And a unicorn. Many blooming flowers. And the socialite wearing angel wings, a flower crown and a great deal of sequins.

Hilton recently told E! News she "wanted [the video] to be something that was very magical, ethereal, just very fantasy like."

And it's safe to say succeeded... and then some. Check it out for yourself now:

How about those nails? How about that fairy outfit? How about the fact that Hilton is set to release her second studio album?!?

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Paris Hilton is making another attempt to be relevant again.

And, tragically, it involves her singing.

Eight years after Hilton declared stars are blind, the former sex tape star has signed with Cash Money Records and released a single titled “Come Alive.”

Hilton (hilariously) has been working as a DJ and the track appropriately contains a dance-themed beat, along with such catchy lyrics as: "You make me smile/You make me dream/You make me feel alive."

The real question: To whom is this dedicated? Also: Who would ever download it?!?

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Paris Hilton's music video for her new song “Good Time” featuring Lil Wayne has dropped. And it's ... not as bad as you might think a Paris Hilton song is.

To celebrity gossip fans who started reading celebrity gossip after 2008, Paris Hilton was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian.

In fact, Kim and Paris used to be like friends! Crazy!

Anyway, back to the topic at hand. The socialite has been trying to launch a music career for years actually, and has been signed to Weezy's label.

Check out the video below and tell us what you think ...

Weezy says all she know is s--k, f--k. But it's not terrible!

Just want to say thank you to everybody! I am so happy that you all love #GoodTime!” the 32-year-old one-time celebrity wrote on her Twitter account.

“I have the best fans in the world! Love you guys!”

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Paris Hilton is teasing a sample of her new song with Lil Wayne (yes, this exists), and it contains some lyrical brilliance that must be heard to be believed.

The track, called, "Good Times," features Weezy rapping about some very good times with an unnamed female. Maybe it's Hilton herself. Who can say.

But the verse goes like this ...

"I'm f--ked up ... I can't tell you what's what. All she know is suck, f--k. I walked up to a big butt, and asked her ass but what ... Tunechi never slacks without her button up."

That's pretty much our reaction as well.

As for why they're collaborating, Paris is actually signed to Lil Wayne's Young Money label. On "Good Times," she "sings" the hook, which goes like ...

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Lil Wayne wants to spend a night in Paris, or tell us about the night he just spent there. It's unclear, but you gotta hear this new track he recorded with Paris Hilton (seriously).

Paris hopes to feature this on an upcoming album, and on it, Weezy raps and references the Paris Hilton sex tape, which put her on the map back in aught three:

"Last night was awesome / Super f**king awesome / It was me, myself, and I, and her / We had ourselves a foursome ... Excuse my french, but f**k the cameras / I wanna spend a night in Paris."

Don't we all, Lil Wayne. Don't we all.

(Not really.)

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What do you get when you combine a bored, former A-list socialite with insightful tales of cell phone indiscretion and below-average techno beats?

A song and music video that must be heard/seen to be believed.

We present you with Paris Hilton's "Drunk Text" video - a cringe-worthy attempt to reenter the world of music/rap/spoken word ... who the heck knows, honestly.

The "song" (term used loosely) is a collaboration between Paris Hilton and production duo Manufactured Superstars. It leaked yesterday, and is not a joke apparently.

Watch Hilton wax poetic on the finer points of drunk texting and weigh in below:

What do you think of Paris' "Drunk Text"?

 

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Paris Hilton is back! Or was ... if only for a few hours!

The ho-tel heiress' new single, "Drunk Text," was briefly leaked online today before being yanked off of YouTube within hours. What's it about, you ask?

Heck if we know, but the girl cannot sing. At all.

Not that she even tries, really. Hilton raps/speaks monotonously over the beat... and that's it. The music video was released today, but quickly pulled from YouTube with little explanation other than a violation of a copyright claim by Black Hole Recordings.

Still, the instant classic video was up long enough for some pics to be screen grabbed, and for numerous people who heard it to report on its epicness.

Some choice lyrics: "If you take the word 'sex' and mix it with 'texting,' it's called 'sexting'/When you add drunk sexting, the words just don't make sense."

Toooootally.

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With her terrible show axed, Paris Hilton has time on her hands. If nothing else, you have to give the girl credit for always trying to expand her empire.

To that end, she is training to become a DJ, according to TMZ.

Seriously. The ho-tel heiress has been traveling the world to shadow some famous DJs to get some guidance for her upcoming house music album.

Paris Wants to DJ

Hilton is recording right now with David Guetta, and has become tight with Afrojack and Deadmau5, among other big names in the dance music genre.

Paris fancies herself the "Queen of house music" in training, in part because she loves it, and because "no woman has ever taken over in that arena."

She thinks she can be that girl. Do you?

Try not to laugh, we're seriously asking.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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