Paris Hilton Music

Lil Wayne wants to spend a night in Paris, or tell us about the night he just spent there. It's unclear, but you gotta hear this new track he recorded with Paris Hilton (seriously).

Paris hopes to feature this on an upcoming album, and on it, Weezy raps and references the Paris Hilton sex tape, which put her on the map back in aught three:

Paris Hilton - Last Night ft. Lil Wayne

"Last night was awesome / Super f**king awesome / It was me, myself, and I, and her / We had ourselves a foursome ... Excuse my french, but f**k the cameras / I wanna spend a night in Paris."

Don't we all, Lil Wayne. Don't we all.

(Not really.)

What do you get when you combine a bored, former A-list socialite with insightful tales of cell phone indiscretion and below-average techno beats?

A song and music video that must be heard/seen to be believed.

We present you with Paris Hilton's "Drunk Text" video - a cringe-worthy attempt to reenter the world of music/rap/spoken word ... who the heck knows, honestly.

The "song" (term used loosely) is a collaboration between Paris Hilton and production duo Manufactured Superstars. It leaked yesterday, and is not a joke apparently.

Watch Hilton wax poetic on the finer points of drunk texting and weigh in below:

Paris Hilton - Drunk Text

What do you think of Paris' "Drunk Text"?

Paris Hilton is back! Or was ... if only for a few hours!

The ho-tel heiress' new single, "Drunk Text," was briefly leaked online today before being yanked off of YouTube within hours. What's it about, you ask?

Heck if we know, but the girl cannot sing. At all.

Paris Hilton - Drunk Text

Not that she even tries, really. Hilton raps/speaks monotonously over the beat... and that's it. The music video was released today, but quickly pulled from YouTube with little explanation other than a violation of a copyright claim by Black Hole Recordings.

Still, the instant classic video was up long enough for some pics to be screen grabbed, and for numerous people who heard it to report on its epicness.

Some choice lyrics: "If you take the word 'sex' and mix it with 'texting,' it's called 'sexting'/When you add drunk sexting, the words just don't make sense."

Toooootally.

Continue Reading...

With her terrible show axed, Paris Hilton has time on her hands. If nothing else, you have to give the girl credit for always trying to expand her empire.

To that end, she is training to become a DJ, according to TMZ.

Seriously. The ho-tel heiress has been traveling the world to shadow some famous DJs to get some guidance for her upcoming house music album.

Hilton is recording right now with David Guetta, and has become tight with Afrojack and Deadmau5, among other big names in the dance music genre.

Paris fancies herself the "Queen of house music" in training, in part because she loves it, and because "no woman has ever taken over in that arena."

She thinks she can be that girl. Do you?

Try not to laugh, we're seriously asking.

[Photo: WENN.com]