by Mischalova at . Comments

What's more common than finding Paris Hilton nude photos on the cover of random magazines?

Shots of this talentless socialite decked out in clothing that pays homage to herself.

As you can see in the large photo below - and the subsequent smaller images - Paris Hilton is nothing if not a big fan of Paris Hilton.

Need further proof that Paris Hilton can't get enough of Paris Hilton? Click on each thumbnail below...

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Three cute twenty-somethings.

Three trendy shirts with animals on them.

Scarlett Johansson, Nude Dress

Tell us which of the smiling stars below - Britney, Rachel and Paris - you think looks the cutest in this three-way celebrity fashion face-off!


Britney Spears loves tigers, while Rachel Bilson and Paris Hilton prefer bunnies.

We're gonna take Rachel Bilson, personally. This may have something to do with the fact that she's the only one of the three whose shaved vagina we haven't seen on our website countless times. Or it may just be the color.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Paris Hilton is being sued by a woman who claims the spoiled socialite stole her look.

Apparently someone else wants credit for "skanky chic."

Nicolle O'Neill claims she's suffering from "emotional distress" because she's served as an inspiration to the fashion choices of the party-loving heiress. This is akin to someone seeking props for Amy Winehouse's social behavior, or Lance Armstrong's recent taste in women.

In a bizarre personal injury complaint filed in Los Angeles Superior Court earlier this month, O'Neill alleges that she suffers psychologically because of Hilton and accuses the 26-year-old of ripping off her style, including fashion-related "patens" (sic) and "stiling" (sic) tips.

More Paris Hilton naked would mean fewer lawsuits for the heiress. We're just sayin. 

There's a claim that Paris stole O'Neill's idea to expose her underwear under her trousers, while O'Neill also states the ex-girlfriend of Stavros Niarchos (and Tyler Atkins, and Alex Vaggo) swiped her idea to shop in vintage stores for retro dresses.

It takes a whole lot to get us on the side of Hilton, but this moron has managed to do it. She may wish to spend more time learning how to spell and less time wasting the time of U.S. courts.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Their short-lived friendship based around clubbing died hard, but at least crotch shot queens Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are back together in spirit and bad fashion.

Termed "style-free and fashion deprived," Britney and Paris tied for the No. 1 spot on Mr. Blackwell's 47th annual "Worst Dressed" list released Tuesday.

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"Two peas in an overexposed pod," Blackwell said of the skimpy attire (if that) donned by pop star Britney Spears, who along with her one-time socialite BFF, Paris Hilton, he accurately dubbed one half of the "Screamgirls." 

Some of Blackwell's nastiest words were reserved for Camilla Parker-Bowles, a member of the British royal family, who finished No. 2 on the list.

"The Duchess of Dowdy strikes again," wrote Blackwell. "In feathered hats that were once the rage, she resembles a petrified parakeet from the Jurassic age. A royal wreck."

For nearly five decades, Blackwell, who's no longer an active designer but still an outspoken critic of celebrity fashion, has aimed his poison pen at Hollywood, with young entertainers dominating the list.

At No. 3 was actress Lindsay Lohan, scolded by Blackwell for turning "from adorable to deplorable."

Christina Aguilera was also in Blackwell's fashion hall of shame. He called her a "dazzling singer" but added that she "puts good taste through the wardrobe wringer."

He referred to Mariah Carey (not to be confused with Mary Carey) as "Mariah the fashion pariah," and American Idol judge Paula Abdul as "a fallen fashion idol."

He said actress Sharon Stone resembles "an over-the-hill Cruella DeVille," and Tori Spelling embodies "down and out in Beverly Hills."

Grey's Anatomy star Sandra Oh was faulted for too many beads and bangles.

"She's layered lunacy from head to toe," Blackwell said.

Meryl Streep, who starred alongside Anne Hathaway in the fashion-themed movie, The Devil Wears Prada, came in at No. 10 on the annual dis-list.

"From Streep you could weep," Blackwell said. "Her beauty of a career cannot be denied, but that beast of a wardrobe is pure mother of the bride."

On a kinder note, Blackwell offered his 10 "fabulous fashion independents" - actresses Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie and Helen Mirren, singers Barbra Streisand and Beyonce, California Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Princess Charlotte of Monaco, model Heidi Klum and actresses Katie Holmes and Marcia Cross.

Paris Hilton Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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