Paris Hilton Fashion

Paris Hilton has made a sex tape.

Vanessa Minnillo has been photographed being railed from behind by Nick Lachey.

But that's not all these celebrities have in common! They appear to have the same taste in fashion...

Who wears this dress better?

It's a celebrity fashion battle for the ages... and one in which both subjects possess a remarkable lack of talent. But we're here to talk about style and that's it, so it's cool.

Alleged singer Jessica Simpson showed her true spots in a Diane von Furstenberg wrap dress (as Whitney Port rolls over in her grave) while shopping in N.Y.C, while socialite Paris Hilton hit the town in London in the pink leopard-print frock ...

Which star looks best in this dress?

In her new, pathetic reality show, Paris Hilton is searching for a new best friend.

This useless socialite won't find it, however, if she keeps ganking outfits from other, more fashionable celebrities.

In the match-up below, Hilton and Gwen Stefani are wearing the same Diane von Furstenberg dress. Study them carefully and let us know:

Who looks better?

Like an old married couple, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden went for a stroll recently in cheesy, matching, lame, pastel color-coordinated outfits.

While our first impression was that this fashion statement was kind of cute, the socialite can not be described as such under any circumstances.

Benji loses major points with us, too, because aren't he and Joel supposed to be at least semi hard? Come on, dudes. Pull it together now.

Please us your thoughts and opinions, celebrity fashion critics. What do you think of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden's fashion: Love it or shove it?

This just in: Paris Hilton isn't merely untalented, she's also unoriginal.

We've already caught the reality TV star wearing the same dress as both Kris Kardashian and Kim Kardashian. Even in her sex tape, Paris didn't seem to trying any new positions or anything.

Now, the spoiled socialite has been spotted sporting the same outfit that Halle Berry looked so beautiful in a few months ago. Compare the celebrities below and let us know:

Who wears this dress better?

Once you choose sides in this fashion face-off, decide between Halle Berry nude and Paris Hilton nude. Enjoy!

They used to be best friends.

Now, they're dueling sex tape stars and fashion foes.

Indeed, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are rarely seen together anymore. The former is even set to star in a reality show meant to help her find a new best friend.

Let's not wallow in this ruined relationship, though. Let's square these socialites off in a celebrity fashion face-off instead!

Who wears the following dress better?

Choose between Paris and Kim. Then, let us know whether Paris Hilton also looks better than Kim's mom, Kris Kardashian, in a separate face-off.

Forget loving it or shoving it.

The first action given above isn't an option for the photo below.

In it, Paris Hilton pretends to wear a hit. In actuality, it appears to us that the spoiled socialite is sporting a dinner plate, covered in lace, topped by a giant bow.

This passes for fashion?!? As detestable as we find the reality star, it makes us yearn for Paris Hilton nude instead.

Paris Hilton's Hat: Do you hate it? Or really, really hate it?

Paris Hilton has already been defeated by one member of the Kardashian clan.

Kim Kardashian has pretty much overtaken her former best friend in fame, popularity and sex tape sales. Now, can mom Kris receive more favorable fashion reviews than Paris?

Take a look at the women below, each wearing the same dress. Then, answer the question: Who looks better in it?

What do Star Jones, Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra have in common?

We know the obvious answer: an utter lack of talent and/or anything of substance to offer the public.

Based on the following picture, though, they also have the same taste in celebrity fashion. Take a look below. Let us know who looks best in this Diane von Furstenberg dress:

What's more common than finding Paris Hilton nude photos on the cover of random magazines?

Shots of this talentless socialite decked out in clothing that pays homage to herself.

As you can see in the large photo below - and the subsequent smaller images - Paris Hilton is nothing if not a big fan of Paris Hilton.

Need further proof that Paris Hilton can't get enough of Paris Hilton? Click on each thumbnail below...