by Mischalova at . Comments

Recently, Ashlee Simpson turned 22. We assume the neophyte celebrated by getting more plastic surgery. That's nice.

Ho-Cialite

Along similar lines, what's Nicky Hilton gonna do for her 23rd birthday than hit the clubs for a change, right?

The spoiled one arrived at LA club, Area, Thursday night with Brandon Davis and sister, Paris Hilton. Reports state they pulled up in a black SUV with the "Firecrotch" song blaring from the car stereo.

The laughing group then piled out "like clowns from a clown car," TMZ stated in an accurate analogy.

Things got awkward quikcly, however, as Lindsay Lohan showed up and fisticuffs were narrowly avoided.

At the end of the evening, Paris departed in a taxi because her "sister has the limo." Now that's what we call sharing. The Hiltons should be commended.

And the Olsen Twins should be feared. What the heck are they always wearing?!?

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Sex tape star Dustin Diamond, a.k.a. Screech, is a dirty, dirty son of a b!tch. But when it comes to housecleaning, well, the man who doled out the Dirty Sanchez on film didn't fare as poorly as some other celebrities.

In a national survey commissioned by Cascade dishwashing detergent, people were asked which famous couple they imagined would be the best -- and worst -- at taking care of their own homes.

Off with the Shorts

Nice, but kinda boring Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick were voted the cleanest celebrity couple and received 69 percent of the votes.

TomKat was a distant second with nearly 9 percent, with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore behind them with 7.5%.

On the other end of the spectrum, we have the amazing Britney Spears and Mr. Britney Spears, a.k.a. K-Fed. They finished dead last, as fans apparently believe they live in a sty. We can't verify that, but it wouldn't surprise us.

K-Fed is essentially a walking sty. Can you see that douche contributing anything as far as chores? Or to society in general? T.H. Gossip cannot.

Really, though, who the hell knows what f*%ked up $h!t goes down behind those Malibu walls. Oh, if little Sutton Pierce could talk...

The survey didn't bode well for the Hilton sisters either. When asked which celeb duo they would enlist to clean their homes, respondents chose skanky Paris and Nicky Hilton -- dead last.

Unfortunately for the heiresses, top-notch maid services (or other kinds of intimate "servicing") weren't taken into account. Which is too bad, because they'd surely do better in that poll.

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Good news, Nick Carter:

You're no longer the only person to have beat up on Paris Hilton. At least according to a police report filed last night.

Pretty Paris Pic

TMZ has learned that Hilton and Shanna Moakler both filed police reports early Wednesday morning, alleging each was attacked. Paris says Moakler socked her in the jaw. Moakler claims Paris' ex shoved her down some stairs.

And The Gossip claims this news was a great way to start our morning.

Elliot Mintz, Paris' publicist, tells TMZ.com that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night. At approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her and then struck her with a closed fist.

Of course, being fisted isn't anything new for Hilton.

Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler. She did, of course, touch Shanna's ex-husband, Travis Barker.

Mintz and Paris then went to the LAPD's Hollywood Division where she filed a police report, alleging battery.

But that's not all!

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… to mock the living, ghastly daylights out of her.

That's right, you can move over, Jessica Simpson, you no longer have the privilege of representing the ugliest celebrity photo of the day.

Paris Hilton Image

That dishonor would fall to Paris Hilton and her recent evening spent exposing her rancid self dancing at TAO night club in Las Vegas.

You can see the numbers turning in this onlooker's head. How many guys will see a lot more than this pair of underwear tonight?

Gosh, she's a hottie. Travis Barker, you're so lucky. And you, Lance Armstrong. And Stavros Niarchos. And the valets for the evening. As well as the coat check guys …

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We know you were yearning to hear more about the sex life of Nick Carter. Especially when it involves juicy details such as this.

According to the reality show pimp and lame singer man himself, when Carter learned that Paris Hilton was cheating on him with Sophia Bush's fiancé, Chad Michael Murray, he reciprocated with a new bedmate.

Scuba Diving Diva

He waited until his then-girlfriend jetted off to Australia and then hooked up with Ashlee Simpson.

"I'd fallen head over heels with this chick. Then, all of a sudden, three months go by and I got people telling me, 'Nick, you know what Paris is doing to you,' and I got a little upset," Carter said. "So then I just decided to fight back a little bit and started doing my own thing again.

The result is I hooked up with Ashlee Simpson. When Paris came back from Australia, they talked to each other and she found out about it."

Nick doesn't seem too remorseful. Or talented.

"So I brought it up to her and said, 'You know what I did, and now it's your turn. Why don't you tell me what you did.' And she goes, 'I never did anything! I never cheated on you.' I had kind of started to really like Ashlee and I was thinking about the dating stage, then before you know it, f--king b-tch-face comes back."

Ah yes, the pet name all of Paris' boyfriends refer to her as. Somewhere, Stavros Niarchos is smiling.

The former Backstreet Boys member told the New York Post he has no regrets, but still has a bitter taste in his mouth over how much Paris Hilton sucks.

"I got so burnt over that whole Paris [bleep] with all this swinging and switching. Whatever happened to morals and values?"

Good question, Nick. Maybe you and brother, Aaron Carter, can tell us on your new reality show, House of Carters.

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Considering her recent DUI charges, let's at least hope Paris Hilton walked on a vintage clothing shopping spree last week.

Joined by sister Nicky, the duo headed to Sielian's Vintage Apparel in LA's trendy West Melrose shopping district. Once there, the Hiltons let everyone know just how rich and spoiled they truly were.

Ho, Ho!

Racking up $6,000 worth of the boutique's sexy form-fitting frocks from the 60s, 70s, and 80s was a good start. Paris set the tone as the older sister, purchasing 35 dresses from Sielian's immaculate collection of previously owned one-of-a-kind gowns.

That's like two more articles of clothing that guys rival Lindsay Lohan pleasured the night before.

The shop, owned by Sielian Lie and Tsutomu Carton, has been opened for just one month, but is already a hot spot for Hollywood's hippest trendsetters.

Everyone from Keira Knightley to the Olsen Twins are coming in to check out the store's latest finds.

A source told TMZ.com that the sisters were very polite. Unless you mentioned Nick Carter to Paris, of course.

While on their retail rendezvous, Paris received at least a half dozen calls, while Nicky continuously emailed friends on her blackberry.

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We don't care if Nick and Aaron Carter are only making headlines now to hype up their reality show, House of Carters.

We'll take any chance we can get to publish Paris Hilton bashing.

A Paris and Doug Pic

Back in July 2004, Nick wasn't in the spotlight due to the latest hit from his group, The Backstreet Boys. Instead, accusations flew that he had abused Hilton during the couple's relationship.

Two years later, the 26-year-old singer is finally ready to talk about his rocky romance with Paris - and just as his reality show is starting. Amazing timing!

"I thought the fact that she had money and was famous meant I wouldn'have to worry about somebody using me," he says. "I thought that. Wrong. I kind of fell head over heels for this girl. And I probably shouldn't have."

As time went on, each side figured this whole monogomous thing was dated. Paris snuggled up with House of Wax co-star, Chad Michael Murray. Naturally, Nick had to snag some action himself to keep up.

We're just gonna assume, like any warm-blooded male, that he had Lindsay Lohan on speed dial for such an occasion.

Carter, of course, denies any allegations of abuse and even Hilton haters at The Gossip wouldn't advocate physically hurting this female. We'd just force her to watch a Dustin Diamond sex tape on continuous loop.

Yech.

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See, it could be worse, Chevy Chase. You're just playing a famous actor that was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol.

Paris Hilton is now actually living that reality. Except that any movie she's made proves she's far from an actor. And we wish she weren't famous.

Fairies

Either way, the bimbo has been charged with two misdemeanors â€" driving under the influence and driving with a blood-alcohol level of .08 or higher, Los Angeles city attorney's spokesperson Frank Mateljan said.

Hilton is scheduled for arraignment Thursday at 8:30 a.m. in L.A., but isn't required to attend the hearing. The maximum punishment for a first-time DUI is a $1,000 fine and/or six months in jail. We're pretty sure Paris made that much from the sale of one sex tape back in the day.

"I'd be very surpised if she does any jailtime," says Lawrence Taylor, an L.A.-based attorney with 30 years experience handling DUI cases and stating the obvious. "If she pleads guilty, she'd likely pay a fine, attend DUI school and be on probation for three years."

Paris was arrested on Sept. 7 shortly before 12:30 a.m. for "driving erratically," LAPD officer Martha Garcia told said at the time. She had claimed she imbibed just a single margarita, proving only that she's a lightweight on top of every other negative quality.

We can only hope that when George Clooney is president, stupidity, promiscuity and drunk driving are punishable by stoning.

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Don't cry for Lindsay Lohan, readers.

Yes, she just got dumped, humiliated and tossed aside like some sort of underweight, spoiled actress by Harry Morton. But it looks as though she's made a new friend:

Fashion Phreak

Paris Hilton.

As we reported earlier in the week, these former enemies were seen conversing in some manner at a party Hilton threw for those using her for her money and connections friends.

Here is an actual exchange between the two drama queens:

Lindsay: Look Paris, I just want all this drama to stop.

Paris: Don't believe anything they say Lins!!!! They'll say anything it's not true. F--k Brandon [Davis] and f---ing firecrotch s--t. We love you so much. You look so hot by the way.

Lindsay: (laughs)

And ... scene! We don't know if these loose ladies were just pretending for the cameras or on-lookers around them, but it's a rivalry/friendship we'll follow closely. Maybe Sean Penn and Canada can make up next.

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It's not very clear at this point. But here's what we do know about two of The Gossip's favorites:

Following a party thrown by Us Weekly last night, Paris Hilton truly threw it down. She cleaned out the rolodex with invites, as those in attendance included: Pamela Anderson, Courtney Love, Jeremy Piven and Dave Navarro.

LiLo Rollin'

But the arrival of the night belonged to Lindsay Lohan.

Perez Hilton is reporting the two got into quite a yelling match in front of guests. Many overheard Paris telling Lindsay that she had never hit on Lindsay's boyfriend, Harry Morton. Reports also state that Kevin Connelly, the Entourage star diddling Nicky Hilton, slugged Brandon Davis in the face - twice!

TMZ contacted Paris' publicist, Elliot Mintz, about the report. His response?

"I was at the party, I remember Lindsay arriving and them having a lovely conversation by the pool. They seemed to have gotten along just fine and only polite words were exchanged."

Uh-oh. If Paris and Lindsay make up, what will be our go-to celebrity feud? Brangelina vs. Abject Poverty? Mel Gibson vs. Non-Catholics? Sean Preston vs. The Fashion Police?

Paris Hilton Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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