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Shana Moakler may have thought she got the last word on Paris Hilton, but leave it to Hugh Hefner to bring the two ladies together again.

The two blondes may not have made nice at the Playboy Halloween bash over the weekend, but they also didn't violently murder one another. And that says a lot. Especially when Travis Barker was also in attendence.

Paris in Hawaii

Jeremy Piven, Three-6 Mafia, Nicky Hilton and Pauly Shore were also on hand to enjoy the mansion scenery; i.e. naked women. There was also a fully clothed Owen Wilson sighting, as the actor was spotted getting cozy with a mystery blonde dressed as an angel.

Most of the costumes skewed towards the skanky, of course, but the winner of tasteless costume of the night went to a man: Bill Maher. The comedian arrived as the late Steve Irwin, with a stingray barb through his chest.

Come on, Bill. Would society, or at least Karrine Steffans, really approve?

In the end, the party ended on an awful sour note: with Hilton dancing like a fool to one of her own songs. As partygoers looked on, the heiress, who donned her own version of the classic Playboy Bunny outfit, writhed to her pathetic non-smash, "Stars Are Blind."

Every time we look at a Paris Hilton picture, we wish we were, too. Or this Travis Barker picture. Good God man, what the hell is wrong with you.

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Paris Hilton and "The heir with the hair," Stavros Niarchos, continue to flirt with the rumor mill (no, Lindsay, not the Rumer mill -- calm down and talk to us when you get out of rehab).

The son of a Greek shipping tycoon (whose full name is Stavros Niarchos III) and the older, skankier sister of Nicky Hilton used to be a thing, and might be again, apparently. God help him. Who dates Paris? Twice? Ugh.

Paris Hilton and Todd Phillips

Here, they're seen returning from a movie Tuesday night in Hollywood. Rumor has it they saw V For Vandetta. Just kidding. We have no idea. The question is: are they exclusive, or is this shaggy stud muffin Niarchos merely making the rounds?

After all, this guy not only used to bone Mary-Kate Olsen, but he's also been linked to Lindsay Lohan as well. Not that a coked-up, strung-out Lohan would remember, in all likelihood. Man... Stavros gets so much poontang! Too bad it's all rancid.

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Arizona quarterback and former Heisman Trophy winner Matt Leinart welcomed his first child with girlfriend Brynn Cameron yesterday morning.

The couple has named its young son Cole Cameron Leinart.

Delux Kristin Pic

Prior to dating Cameron, the USC graduate was quite the player on the dating scene in SoCal. He has been linked with the likes of Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson's former assistant, Cacee Cobb, and Kristin Cavallari of Laguna Beach fame.

Leinart has been dating Cameron since February 2005, when they met during study hall at USC. She was doing schoolwork; Matt was "studying" chicks. Too bad he couldn't have added Lindsay Lohan to his list of conquests before settling on Brynn -- we all know it would have been easy.

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Before we go off on the usual Paris Hilton bashing, let us just say:

It's nice to see she's making at least some effort to make up for her drunk driving arrest. It's scary, but Hilton actually is a role model to younger women, she should try to send them positive messages such as the one detailed below.

Paris Hilton Baby Bump?

Yech. That's enough Paris complimenting. We feel dirt.

Still, the December issue of Seventeen magazine features the heiress â€" who was arrested on September 7 in L.A. for allegedly driving under the influence of alcohol â€" on the cover and in a full-page PSA, in which she warns readers not to get behind the wheel if they've had any alcohol.

"All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive â€" it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it," Hilton says in the ad.

It's a solid PR move. Now we can't wait for the PSA advising against fights with Shanna Moakler.

Of course, Hilton couldn't resist also touching upon her favorite subject in the magazine story. She says she hasn't reached her sexual peak.

"I think you like [sex] when you're, like, in your thirties," Hilton says. "That's what someone told me. We'll see."

Lord knows she's been practicing for it in the meantime. Right, Stavros Niarchos? Travis Barker? Random dude waiting for the bus?

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Sometimes, here at The Hollywood Gossip, we need to make stories seem a bit more interesting. You know, throw in jokes or tangents every now and then to enterain our readers.

Other times, however, the blogs write themselves. This is often the case when it comes to Paris Hilton. She's just that slutty, spoiled, insane humorous.

Just Paris

The latest on everyone's least favorite hotel heiress comes from former boyfriend, Nick Carter. The Backstreet Boy She claims Paris relied heavily on drugs and alcohol to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform.

Let's listen to him tell it:

I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out.

If she was going overseas she'd cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis. She had to have her own private stash with her at all times regardless of the consequences.

So, to review: Paris Hilton was often too drugged out to have sex and snuck drugs on board airplanes in a stuffed animal. This is coming from the same guy that says he slept with Ashlee Simpson when Paris was away. Seems like a reputable source to us.

He's also recently been involved, along with his brother, Aaron Cater, with WWE events. Yes, that's staged professional wrestlings.

Nevertheless, a random accusation from a bitter ex is all we need to believe that Paris is an impotent lover and druggie. Feels nice just saying that.

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Apparently, Paris Hilton wants to make up for the fact that her dog hates her almost as much as most human beings.

Pledge This!

Despite being mauled by her pet last week, Hilton took Tinkerbell to Pet Headquarters in Malibu yesterday for a little pampering. The chic pet shop features pet food, fashions, bags and carriers.

Paris is obviously trying to boost Tink up in the In Touch Weekly rankings of most pampered pets. As of now, she ranks second behind the Maltipoo Daisy of Jessica Simpson.

Really, we're not making this up.

In this place is the Parson Russel terrier of Mariah Carey; followed by Diddy Maltese, Sophie; and Oprah Winfrey's cocker spaniel, also named Sophie.

We're not entirely sure why Nicole Richie wasn't on the list. Probably because you can't keep aliens as pets.

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Apparently, Stavros Niarchos didn't answer his phone, forcing a lonely Paris Hilton to feel up this poor, innocent pug.

Unfortunately, said pug's plea fell upon deaf ears as onlookers (presumably ones who have heard Paris' album) failed to rescue it.

Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton Pic

The look on the canine's face really says it all. But in case that wasn't enough for you, we've taken the liberty of translating his expression into words. Or one word.

You get the idea -- this celebrity dog would like nothing more than to get the f*%k out of there immediately. Or play fetch. Dogs love attention, but come on, Paris. He's as terrified of you as we are.

We certainly sympathize with the poor critter. We would be mightily concerned ourselves if we were in the clutches of the talentless, STD-ridden waste that is Paris Hilton.

Yech. That is some nasty $h!t.

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Shanna Moakler is so lucky.

She gets to never go near Paris Hilton again.

Wet BJ

After the fracas between these two ladies last week, Hilton is seeking a restraining order against the former Dancing with the Stars contestant. And all because Moakler punched Paris in the face on October 4 at Hyde night club.

We figured Hilton was used to getting punched; donkey punched, at least. We could be thinking of Dustin Diamond sex slaves, however.

"I'm scared of her. I feel like I have to do something to protect myself," Paris whined.

According to Hilton says, good pal Stavros Niarchos threw his drink in Moakler's face, "he never touched her. She was never touched by anyone."

Except Travis Barker, of course. Which is what led to this mess in the first place.

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In possibly putting an end to their long-running feud, former Simple Life BFFs Paris Hilton (taking a rare break from getting pumped) and the embattled Nicole Richie reunited over a lovely dinner at Dan Tana's restaurant in West Hollywood on Sunday (left). Very little food was eaten, in all likelihood.

A Nicole Richie, Joel Madden Photo

The day before, Richie, who recently split from Brody Jenner, showed off a new look and a new mystery guy in Los Angeles (right). Man, this girl is a real man-eater. Too bad she's not an eater of anything else. Like food. If you know what we're talking about. We're saying she has an eating disorder. Oh. Snap.

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Recently, Ashlee Simpson turned 22. We assume the neophyte celebrated by getting more plastic surgery. That's nice.

Ho-Cialite

Along similar lines, what's Nicky Hilton gonna do for her 23rd birthday than hit the clubs for a change, right?

The spoiled one arrived at LA club, Area, Thursday night with Brandon Davis and sister, Paris Hilton. Reports state they pulled up in a black SUV with the "Firecrotch" song blaring from the car stereo.

The laughing group then piled out "like clowns from a clown car," TMZ stated in an accurate analogy.

Things got awkward quikcly, however, as Lindsay Lohan showed up and fisticuffs were narrowly avoided.

At the end of the evening, Paris departed in a taxi because her "sister has the limo." Now that's what we call sharing. The Hiltons should be commended.

And the Olsen Twins should be feared. What the heck are they always wearing?!?

Paris Hilton Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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