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Stavros Niarchos has already been there, done that.

He's seen plenty of Paris Hilton's pussy. That picture of Paris with the cute kitty is everywhere! He's also seen the hotel heiress naked a whole bunch, we're guessing. They are dating, after all, and she doesn't seem like the type who plays hard to get, if you know what we're saying.

Pink Bentley

We're saying Paris Hilton slings the poon faster than a strung-out Britney Spears pops prescription drugs in the bathroom at Hyde.

In any case, during a recent trip to a local video store, Stavros is once again confronted with having to rent the graphic Paris Hilton sex tape, 1 Night in Paris, that is really the girl's only claim to fame. Not only has he probably seen it 40 times by now (as has everyone with with Internet access), it's gotta be a little disturbing watching your girl ride some loser. But, for whatever reason, Paris always likes watching it...

We feel for you, Stavros. There are so many other good flicks out there! Not to mention TV shows. Here's hoping that the short-haired Greek God of Tang is able to sneak a Full House DVD into the pile one of these days, so he can brag to Paris how he once boned the chick (Ashley Olsen) that played Michelle. One of them, anyway.

Sorry. That was wrong. Happy weekend from all of us at T.H. Gossip!

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In case you haven't heard, Britney Spears has received a lot of flack for flashing her naked nether regions for the cameras last week.

Amy Poehler spoke for most of mankind when she told Brit put some gruff back on that muff. If she does, however, it won't helpthe business of Cindy Barshop very much.

Dirtiness

Barshop owns Completely Bare Salon. Like every other male you pass on the street, she's gotten a very up close and personal look at the private parts of Paris Hilton. With that in mind, Us Weekly actually interviewed the waxer.

Us: Do either Paris or Britney come in for bikini waxes with you?
CB: Paris is a customer of ours. I haven't done Britney, but we do see Paris for bikini waxes.

Us: So what is the hot trend in bikini waxing now?
CB: The Brazilian bikini wax was hot about 5 years ago, but for the past 3 years, the completely bare has been the big celeb trend in bikini waxes.

Us: What's the difference between a Brazilian wax and a completely bare?
CB: Completely bare takes everything off. The Brazilian usually leaves a square and oblong shaped patch of hair.

Us: So I know you've heard about Britney flashing her naked hair-free private parts to the photographers. Why do you think people are moving towards a completely bare wax?
CB: I feel that if you do a completely bare wax, you feel cleaner, more comfortable and more groomed…it seems a little sexier.

THG NOTE: And a whole lot slutteier!

Us: So why do you think celebrities are skipping the underwear and going commando?
CB: I think that with the completely bare waxing, they just feel comfortable enough with their bodies that they can skip the underwear. And oops if they do happen to flash someone, it's not as embarrassing because the area is groomed.

That's like saying oops, Beyonce called Jennifer Hudson fat. We're sure that was as accidental as Paris and Britney strutting every inch of their skanky stuff.

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We have to talk about Paris Hilton's pussy one more time. Namely, what the disgusting diva wants to come out of there some day.

Gripping Paris Hilton

Kids. And lots of them.

The hotel heiress that loves to have sex with guys actually wants four kids by the time she's 30. She's currently 25. So Paris would have to follow the baby-making pace of new pal, Britney Spears, in order to reach this goal.

But she can do it! Are you ready to begin, Stavros Niarchos? After all, Hilton will make a great mom, she says, because: "I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids."

Like fleas?

Reportedly, looking after kiddies has become so appealing to Hilton that she recently cut short a night out with Spears in order to chill with Sean Preston and Jayden James.

"We're going home to the babies. We miss them," Paris said at the time.

And Jayden James hasn't been seen since.

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It broke our hearts to take down the Britney Spears sex tape poll, which was still too close to call even after more than 1,100 of you weighed in. But it was time for a change... and our newest poll still includes Mrs. Federline. Yes, it's time to review the various BFFs of Paris Hilton. This girl drops friends paster than Britney drops her pants.

First, Paris dumped Nicole Richie for Kimberly Stewart. Then she traded in Kimberly for Kim Kardashian. Now Kim's out of the picture, and Britney Spears is Hilton's newest BFF. And Nicole is kinda back in the picture as well (unless she stands to the side, in which case she is two-dimensional and more or less invisible - but that's neither here nor there).

Kim Kardashian in Paris

 

So which Hollywood ho would you pick for Paris to pal around with? Comment below and vote in T.H. Gossip's official poll (right). It's a tough call. Without Paris, you might never have heard of two of these "stars." And there definitely would never have been a Britney Spears crotch shot. Just stuff to keep in mind as you make your choice.

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Lindsay Lohan starred in Mean Girls, and knows full well how Paris Hilton can be one in real life. But the Crotch of Fire isn't the object of Paris' most recent wrath.

That (dis)honor belongs to Kim Kardashian (pictured below) Paris' former erstwhile "best friend forever," who apparently isn't good enough for Hilton's company now that the pants-shunning, paparazzi-pleasing Britney Spears is in the picture.

Kim Kardashian White Powder Pic

"[Kardashian] got shined for the more popular girl," says a mutual friend.

Not one to stay home and cry, Kardashian hit the MTV 24/7 party at Area the other night with fellow D-lister Brittny Gastineau. Britney and Paris hit Hollywood that same night with an entourage that included dirtball Brandon Davis, a.k.a. "Greasy Bear."

Kim is the daughter of Robert Kardashian, the late attorney and confidant of O.J. Simpson. Wow. O.J. and Paris Hilton. The girl keeps really good company! Maybe this recent snub will serve a wake-up call to change her name and meet some new friends.

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Paris Hilton and Britney Spears went from near strangers to inseparable over Thanksgiving, spending almost every day together.

"I love her," Hilton gushed to Us Weekly (see cover below) while shopping in Malibu, Calif., on Monday. "She is the sweetest girl I know. She's so down-to-earth. I just want her to smile and be happy."

Shakin' That Booty

Somebody kill us now!

Hilton is doing her best to make that happen. She's taken Britney and her son, Sean Preston, shopping and agreed to give Mom a complete makeover.

In fact, as the pair party all over L.A. (they've hit Hyde, Les Deux, and Teddy's) they have been locking themselves in bathrooms all over town to make sure that they're camera ready.

After a meal at the Venetian's Tao Asian Bistro in Las Vegas, the ho train retreated to the ladies' room, where they locked themselves in a bathroom stall to primp for 20 minutes. In the process, naturally, our girl Britney Spears somehow lost the strangely sexy-looking black tie she had been wearing).

Spears, seen below after getting faded at Hyde (left) may be sexy and single now, but be careful about dissing that ass bag Kevin Federline in her presence. Reports say she was livid about host Jimmy Kimmel's skit featuring a K-Fed impersonator.

"When she found out it was a joke on him, she was really upset. He's a d-ck, but he is the father of her kids," a Spears friend said.

True. And what a great father he is. The guy probably hasn't called or seen any Jayden James pictures since his broke ass got thrown out the house.

Rumor has it that K-Fed might not be the only partner to be spurned by Brit of late. Despite a week of clubbing, partying and shopping with the trashier of the Hilton sisters, Britney abruptly pulled out of co-hosting with the heiress on the Fox Billboard Music Awards, scheduled to air on December 4.

"She pulled out," confirms a source with Fox. "She didn't give a reason."

Why did she renege? A scheduling conflict? Not enough money? We may never know. But regardless, Britney isn't the first to "pull out" of a "deal" involving Paris. Getting one's freak on is one thing, but no one wants to get that skank pregnant.

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Wow. If the side panels of this automobile could talk... they'd probably know all about getting faded and hooking up with random dudes. 'Cuz when it's girls' night out, there's no telling what kind of $h!t is gonna go down. We be clubbin', yo!

Rock Bottom?

Yes, the fun never stops for new BFFs Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, who picked up none other than Lindsay Lohan in Beverly Hills during their girly-girl marathon in the early hours of Monday morning. The trio stopped off at Hilton's pad before heading to Spears' place.

All we can say about this picture is that celebrity worlds are colliding, and that this marks a watershed moment in the evolution of the phrase "ho train." These chicks look like they are ready to start slinging poon like strung-out, two-dollar skanks jonesing for a fiver of rock.

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Travis Barker is nothing if not a tattooed rocker with a cool name. He's also kind of honest sometimes.

So when the former Blink-182 drummer was asked about his ex-wife, Shanna Moakler, over the weekend, he didn't hold back (as he rarely ever does). What was Barker's reaction to her claim that his "friend" Paris Hilton has herpes?

Call Your Lawyer

"That's purely Shanna being jealous of Paris. Always has and always will be."

Hmmm ... doesn't sound like a denial to us. Can't Moakler be jealous AND Hilton be an STD-infested wench? We think so.

Nick Carter should go get tested.

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Whatever else they had to be grateful for this Thanksgiving, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears certainly seemed glad to have each other around.

Britney Spears' breasts hung out in Los Angeles almost every night over the holiday week, and the singer herself hung out with her new BFF, Paris, even during the day. The pair went shopping in Malibu together with Spears' son, Sean Preston, in tow on Saturday evening.

Britney Having a Blast

They kicked off the girl-time marathon Tuesday, when Spears went to a hot party Hilton hosted at her West Hollywood home. The following night, they were spotted at Teddy's in matching leopard-print outfits (below). The slew of Britney Spears pictures since the divorce announcement sure are something else.

THG NOTE: Spears' estranged, deadbeat husband, Kevin Federline, was hosting an album party / sausage-fest across town at Republic the same night.

Friday, Hilton left her sister, Nicky Hilton, and friends at the nightclub Les Deux to pick up Britney. The pair stopped at Hyde before eventually heading back to Les Deux before close.

Finally, on Saturday, after their shopping trip with Sean Preston, the duo were back at Hyde partying with the crazy (and possibly Satanic) Olsen twins.

THG NOTE: No word on whether Stavros Niarchos was in attendance.

There's little question about who wears the pants in this relationship. Britney. At least literally. Paris' pants come off faster than Michael Richards fires off hate-filled rants. But in the figurative sense, anyway, Paris is acting like Brit's protector.

"Paris was acting like Britney's boyfriend," says a source who saw them at Hyde. "She opened doors for her, held her hand, and even had her arm around Britney's lower back. Britney happily accepted Paris' friendly gestures."

Yikes. While there is apparently no Britney Spears sex tape in existance right now, Brit had better watch out, because the longer she hangs out with this worthless (but fun-loving) tramp, the greater the chances become of one materializing. We're certain that David Hans Schmidt has operatives monitoring the gruesome twosome closely.

Spears filed for divorce from Federline earlier on November 7 after two years of marriage. Britney and Paris have not yet made their wedding plans public.

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Paris Hilton's pussy has gone through some rough times of late. The poor, furry thing had to endure a brutal photo shoot! But at least Tinkerbell, the tiny puppy owned by Paris Hilton, is getting nothing but love from the notorious heiress. On the eve of Thanksgiving, it's nice to know what Paris is willing to get on her knees (sorry) and express thanks for.

 

Scuba Diving

Oh, yes, and she's also thankful for the opportunity to get up close and personal with her favorite person. No, not Harry Morton. Or Nicole Richie. Both good guesses, but in the image above, she's paying tribute to a huge and unflattering portrait of herself. What a hoe.

Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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