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It broke our hearts to take down the Britney Spears sex tape poll, which was still too close to call even after more than 1,100 of you weighed in. But it was time for a change... and our newest poll still includes Mrs. Federline. Yes, it's time to review the various BFFs of Paris Hilton. This girl drops friends paster than Britney drops her pants.

First, Paris dumped Nicole Richie for Kimberly Stewart. Then she traded in Kimberly for Kim Kardashian. Now Kim's out of the picture, and Britney Spears is Hilton's newest BFF. And Nicole is kinda back in the picture as well (unless she stands to the side, in which case she is two-dimensional and more or less invisible - but that's neither here nor there).

Kim Kardashian in Paris

 

So which Hollywood ho would you pick for Paris to pal around with? Comment below and vote in T.H. Gossip's official poll (right). It's a tough call. Without Paris, you might never have heard of two of these "stars." And there definitely would never have been a Britney Spears crotch shot. Just stuff to keep in mind as you make your choice.

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Lindsay Lohan starred in Mean Girls, and knows full well how Paris Hilton can be one in real life. But the Crotch of Fire isn't the object of Paris' most recent wrath.

That (dis)honor belongs to Kim Kardashian (pictured below) Paris' former erstwhile "best friend forever," who apparently isn't good enough for Hilton's company now that the pants-shunning, paparazzi-pleasing Britney Spears is in the picture.

Kim Kardashian White Powder Pic

"[Kardashian] got shined for the more popular girl," says a mutual friend.

Not one to stay home and cry, Kardashian hit the MTV 24/7 party at Area the other night with fellow D-lister Brittny Gastineau. Britney and Paris hit Hollywood that same night with an entourage that included dirtball Brandon Davis, a.k.a. "Greasy Bear."

Kim is the daughter of Robert Kardashian, the late attorney and confidant of O.J. Simpson. Wow. O.J. and Paris Hilton. The girl keeps really good company! Maybe this recent snub will serve a wake-up call to change her name and meet some new friends.

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Paris Hilton and Britney Spears went from near strangers to inseparable over Thanksgiving, spending almost every day together.

"I love her," Hilton gushed to Us Weekly (see cover below) while shopping in Malibu, Calif., on Monday. "She is the sweetest girl I know. She's so down-to-earth. I just want her to smile and be happy."

Shakin' That Booty

Somebody kill us now!

Hilton is doing her best to make that happen. She's taken Britney and her son, Sean Preston, shopping and agreed to give Mom a complete makeover.

In fact, as the pair party all over L.A. (they've hit Hyde, Les Deux, and Teddy's) they have been locking themselves in bathrooms all over town to make sure that they're camera ready.

After a meal at the Venetian's Tao Asian Bistro in Las Vegas, the ho train retreated to the ladies' room, where they locked themselves in a bathroom stall to primp for 20 minutes. In the process, naturally, our girl Britney Spears somehow lost the strangely sexy-looking black tie she had been wearing).

Spears, seen below after getting faded at Hyde (left) may be sexy and single now, but be careful about dissing that ass bag Kevin Federline in her presence. Reports say she was livid about host Jimmy Kimmel's skit featuring a K-Fed impersonator.

"When she found out it was a joke on him, she was really upset. He's a d-ck, but he is the father of her kids," a Spears friend said.

True. And what a great father he is. The guy probably hasn't called or seen any Jayden James pictures since his broke ass got thrown out the house.

Rumor has it that K-Fed might not be the only partner to be spurned by Brit of late. Despite a week of clubbing, partying and shopping with the trashier of the Hilton sisters, Britney abruptly pulled out of co-hosting with the heiress on the Fox Billboard Music Awards, scheduled to air on December 4.

"She pulled out," confirms a source with Fox. "She didn't give a reason."

Why did she renege? A scheduling conflict? Not enough money? We may never know. But regardless, Britney isn't the first to "pull out" of a "deal" involving Paris. Getting one's freak on is one thing, but no one wants to get that skank pregnant.

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Wow. If the side panels of this automobile could talk... they'd probably know all about getting faded and hooking up with random dudes. 'Cuz when it's girls' night out, there's no telling what kind of $h!t is gonna go down. We be clubbin', yo!

Rock Bottom?

Yes, the fun never stops for new BFFs Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, who picked up none other than Lindsay Lohan in Beverly Hills during their girly-girl marathon in the early hours of Monday morning. The trio stopped off at Hilton's pad before heading to Spears' place.

All we can say about this picture is that celebrity worlds are colliding, and that this marks a watershed moment in the evolution of the phrase "ho train." These chicks look like they are ready to start slinging poon like strung-out, two-dollar skanks jonesing for a fiver of rock.

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Travis Barker is nothing if not a tattooed rocker with a cool name. He's also kind of honest sometimes.

So when the former Blink-182 drummer was asked about his ex-wife, Shanna Moakler, over the weekend, he didn't hold back (as he rarely ever does). What was Barker's reaction to her claim that his "friend" Paris Hilton has herpes?

Call Your Lawyer

"That's purely Shanna being jealous of Paris. Always has and always will be."

Hmmm ... doesn't sound like a denial to us. Can't Moakler be jealous AND Hilton be an STD-infested wench? We think so.

Nick Carter should go get tested.

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Whatever else they had to be grateful for this Thanksgiving, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears certainly seemed glad to have each other around.

Britney Spears' breasts hung out in Los Angeles almost every night over the holiday week, and the singer herself hung out with her new BFF, Paris, even during the day. The pair went shopping in Malibu together with Spears' son, Sean Preston, in tow on Saturday evening.

Britney Having a Blast

They kicked off the girl-time marathon Tuesday, when Spears went to a hot party Hilton hosted at her West Hollywood home. The following night, they were spotted at Teddy's in matching leopard-print outfits (below). The slew of Britney Spears pictures since the divorce announcement sure are something else.

THG NOTE: Spears' estranged, deadbeat husband, Kevin Federline, was hosting an album party / sausage-fest across town at Republic the same night.

Friday, Hilton left her sister, Nicky Hilton, and friends at the nightclub Les Deux to pick up Britney. The pair stopped at Hyde before eventually heading back to Les Deux before close.

Finally, on Saturday, after their shopping trip with Sean Preston, the duo were back at Hyde partying with the crazy (and possibly Satanic) Olsen twins.

THG NOTE: No word on whether Stavros Niarchos was in attendance.

There's little question about who wears the pants in this relationship. Britney. At least literally. Paris' pants come off faster than Michael Richards fires off hate-filled rants. But in the figurative sense, anyway, Paris is acting like Brit's protector.

"Paris was acting like Britney's boyfriend," says a source who saw them at Hyde. "She opened doors for her, held her hand, and even had her arm around Britney's lower back. Britney happily accepted Paris' friendly gestures."

Yikes. While there is apparently no Britney Spears sex tape in existance right now, Brit had better watch out, because the longer she hangs out with this worthless (but fun-loving) tramp, the greater the chances become of one materializing. We're certain that David Hans Schmidt has operatives monitoring the gruesome twosome closely.

Spears filed for divorce from Federline earlier on November 7 after two years of marriage. Britney and Paris have not yet made their wedding plans public.

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Paris Hilton's pussy has gone through some rough times of late. The poor, furry thing had to endure a brutal photo shoot! But at least Tinkerbell, the tiny puppy owned by Paris Hilton, is getting nothing but love from the notorious heiress. On the eve of Thanksgiving, it's nice to know what Paris is willing to get on her knees (sorry) and express thanks for.

 

Scuba Diving

Oh, yes, and she's also thankful for the opportunity to get up close and personal with her favorite person. No, not Harry Morton. Or Nicole Richie. Both good guesses, but in the image above, she's paying tribute to a huge and unflattering portrait of herself. What a hoe.

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First, they were friends. Next, enemies. Now, disgustingly thin and spoiled lovers?

Make no mistake, that's Nicole Richie leaning in to give her former nemesis, Paris Hilton, a lick on the ear. Or perhaps she's whispering a few sweet nothings:

What a Cute Baby

I haven't eaten in six years; there's plenty of room for you ... you're giving my arm a boner ... I look nothing like Anna Nicole Smith ...

The duo sat in the front row of last week's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, receiving a first-hand view of actual beauty.

We're not sure when they decided to follow the lead of rival Lindsay Lohan and give their own gender a try, but men around the world are eternally grateful.

Meanwhile, we can only imagine how Paris Hilton's pussy feels about it. Seriously. We can and we did.

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Shanna Moakler is just trying to help.

The Dancing with the Stars and former flame of Travis Barker doesn't get along too well with a certain spoiled, slutty, drag on society and antithesis of all that's right in the world person.

P-Hilt

Nevertheless, Moakler is mature enough to still offer Paris Hilton some advice. That's why she reacted positively earlier this week when asked if she had anything to say to her rival.

Shanna said Paris should "take her Valtrex," a reference to the anti-herpes medication that can ease the pain of those suffering from such an itchy STD. And to think, people accuse these two of not getting along!

Fueling those rumors, of course, was a September incident in which Paris was caught playing tongue wars with Barker.

Then, a month ago, Hilton and Shanna each filed police reports against the other following a scuffle over Barker at Hyde nightclub.

Paris claimed that Moakler punched her in the face, while Moakler contended that Paris's ex, Stavros Niarchos, pushed her down a flight of stairs.

So it's been a rough few weeks for this pair. That's why it's nice to see Shanna offering Hilton herpes helping words of wisdom. We can only hope Kevin Federline and Britney Spears show the same type of concern for one another throughout their feud.

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Then again, knowing Paris as we do, we doubt it was really a sleep over. Probably more of a sleep under ... sleep from behind-er ... sleep reverse cowgirl-er ...

The shocking turn of events took place on November 7. Reports from Life & Style Weekly say Harry Morton - the ex of Lindsay Lohan - spent the night at Hilton's place. And the firey, loose redhead was none too pleased about it.

Paris Hilton and Todd Phillips

Lohan confronted her nemesis the next night at the L.A. club, Teddy's, reports the magazine, which quotes a friend as saying that although the two are not currently dating, "Lindsay still loves Harry, and this is devastating her."

Of course, Paris Hilton is said to be smitten.

"Harry is Paris's type of guy," said a source. "He's handsome and rich!"

However, Lohan might be getting in a tizzy for nothing, according to a "pal" of Morton, who says he's not really into Paris. But that's not true, of course. Everyone who meets Paris gets into her.

At least Lindsay can rely on the tiny shoulders of new friend Ashlee Simpson for support.

Paris Hilton Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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