If there's a pause between paragraphs in this story about Paris Hilton and her feelings for boyfriend Benji Madden, it's only because we had to vomit a few dozen times from the thought of these two together.

We're sure celebrity gossip readers understand, as Hilton rattled on to People Magazine this week about a song Madden wrote in her honor. Gag us with a spoon, please.

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Actress Hayden Panettiere has spoken out in defense of Paris Hilton's airheaded party girl image, insisting the heiress is actually a "genius."

The 18-year-old Heroes star, who has actually been a close friend of Paris Hilton's for several years (?!), says the 27-year-old media slut socialite is actually more level-headed than the dumb "character" she projects to the public.

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Remember when Paris Hilton called the rear end of Kim Kardashian "disgusting?" (We hope you do. It was yesterday.)

Well, breathe easy celebrity gossip followers, these talentless socialites have kissed and made up (and will likely release a sex tape documenting said kissing).

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They've gone from best friends to dueling sex tape stars to mortal enemies.

Indeed, after Paris Hilton went on the Chet Buchanan & The Morning Zoo radio show this morning, it's apparent her friendship with Kim Kardashian is beyond repair.

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Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]