If there's a pause between paragraphs in this story about Paris Hilton and her feelings for boyfriend Benji Madden, it's only because we had to vomit a few dozen times from the thought of these two together.

We're sure celebrity gossip readers understand, as Hilton rattled on to People Magazine this week about a song Madden wrote in her honor. Gag us with a spoon, please.

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Actress Hayden Panettiere has spoken out in defense of Paris Hilton's airheaded party girl image, insisting the heiress is actually a "genius."

The 18-year-old Heroes star, who has actually been a close friend of Paris Hilton's for several years (?!), says the 27-year-old media slut socialite is actually more level-headed than the dumb "character" she projects to the public.

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Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]