by Hilton Hater at

Warning: the following photo montage is not safe for work.

Or home.

Or really any place without a trash receptacle nearby.

As the featured attraction at the Richie Rich fashion show in New York City yesterday, Pamela Anderson walked the runway and made those of us who ordered her Tommy Lee sex tape in high school feel downright silly.

We paid $10.99 back then to stare at this?!?

Catwalk Horror

Let's just hope - nay, pray! - that Pamela wears more layers on Dancing with the Stars this season. She's a rumored participant. Vegas has set the odds of Anderson's wardrobe malfunctioning on the air at 3:1. We wouln't wager against it.

To see how one is supposed to saunter down a catwalk, we direct your attention to Kim Kardashian.

To make yourself nauseous by looking at a scantily-clad has-been that doesn't know when to cover herself up, click on the images below.

  • Pamela
  • Awful Anderson
  • Please Retire

[Photos: Splash News]

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by Hilton Hater at

Pamela Anderson hosted a launch party for her A*Muse fashion line in Miami yesterday. The number of people that showed up for it? 20.

We're pretty sure The Situation has more abdominal muscles than that.

It's unclear what kept everyone away. After all, who wouldn't wanna purchase clothing from someone that dresses like this?

  • Wrecked by a Train
  • Pam Picture

Pamela Anderson's breasts were bigger than the size of the crowd at her fashion show this week. [Photos: Splash News Online]

Pamela's poor showing is unlikely to keep her in the United States.

Earlier this week, her agent told Great Britain's The Sun that the busty actress "loves it in England and is looking at buying two houses, one in London and one by the sea. She has a real affection for the place."

A couple years ago, we'd have been sad to see Anderson go. But now we have Jessica Simpson to take her place as an air-headed, large-breasted former A-lister with equal disregard for public decorum.

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by Free Britney at

Generally, when we pit stars against each other in style showdowns, they are looking pretty fab. This time, however, it's a war of fashion faux pas attrition.

Last week, Demi Moore sported a dress that was basically as flattering as a silk potato sack (but probably 50 times more expensive). What the fug, girl!?

Mya Fashion Choice

It's possible that her Twitter feud with Perez made her forget that potato sacks aren't clothes. Whatever the reason, Demi needs to invest in a new mirror.

Meanwhile, someone forgot to finish Pamela Anderson's hideous pink dress, but that didn't stop her from wearing it out just the same. Looks great (not)!

Maybe $1.2 million in debt makes it hard to afford the whole thing. Either way, ouch, Pam. That thing's uglier than Tommy Lee naked on your sex tape.

Who looked the least terrible? Vote in our survey below?

Who looked the least bad best?

 

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by Hilton Hater at

When Pamela Anderson attends an art gallery showing, as she did over the weekend in Miami, she makes sure to attract more attention than any painting at the event.

The former Baywatch star accomplishes this goal by wearing nary a pair of pants, a torn shirt and a wool, winter hat.

As far as attention-grabbing goes, the look is effective...

Pamela Anderson Fashion

To ogle over more Pamela Anderson photos, as well as wonder how a grown woman can dress in such a manner, click on the following images...

  • Totally Pantsless!
  • Pamela Photo
  • Total Fashion Nightmare
  • Clothes Hater
  • Fashion Mess

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

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by Mischalova at

In the latest issue of Radar magazine, Pamela Anderson is shown wearing camouflage and saluting the camera.

It appears to be nothing more than a sexy photo, one that shows how supportive the huge-breasted actress is of our troops.

Britney Spears, Plaid Shirt

But is this appropriate? Should military fatigues be used in such a seductive fashion?

Check out the picture now and send us your thoughts on the issue:

Shots of Pamela Anderson nude cause men's little soldiers around the world to stand up and salute... if you know what we mean!

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