by Hilton Hater at

Dear Pamela Anderson,

You used to be very sexy. Heck, you were the sex tape queen long before anyone had ever heard of Paris Hilton. I found this out personally during spring break of my senior year in high school.

But that was a lot time ago. You'll be 42 years old in July and you've had more husbands than Lindsay Lohan has had STDs. We hate to be the ones to tell you this, but your days of being hot are over.

During last week's Richie Rich Fashion Show in New York, you made Rock of Love Bus girls look classy with your runway catwalk. Seriously, it's hard to even look at:

Click on the pics above for larger Pamela Anderson images.

So, thank you for the memories, Pamela. We'll always have Baywatch. And photos when you used to be hot and naked.

Go be a regular soccer mom. Please.

XOXO,

The Hollywood Gossip staff

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by Hilton Hater at

Good luck, Jamie Padgett. You have small, sex tape-laden shoes to fill.

Sources told In Touch Weekly that this electrician/surfer is the new live-in boyfriend of Pamela Anderson.

Pam Anderson

"She is staying with him in the Paradise Cove trailer park while her house is renovated," said an insider, adding that Padgett has two kids that are around the same age as Anderson's sons. "They spent most of the time on the beach with their kids. They are really happy together."

No doubt this relationship will last for at least 48 hours.

Jamie Padgett gets to see Pamela Anderson nude every night. Let's hope that's a better sight than Pamela Anderson, above, clothed.

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by Hilton Hater at

When Pamela Anderson attends an art gallery showing, as she did over the weekend in Miami, she makes sure to attract more attention than any painting at the event.

The former Baywatch star accomplishes this goal by wearing nary a pair of pants, a torn shirt and a wool, winter hat.

As far as attention-grabbing goes, the look is effective...

Pamela Anderson Fashion

To ogle over more Pamela Anderson photos, as well as wonder how a grown woman can dress in such a manner, click on the following images...

  • Totally Pantsless!
  • Pamela Photo
  • Total Fashion Nightmare
  • Clothes Hater
  • Fashion Mess

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

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by Free Britney at

A spy for The Hollywood Gossip spotted Pamela Anderson at Fountainbleau in South Beach Saturday night. As you can see, the actress-model was enjoying herself.

Who's the mystery man she's cozying up to? We have absolutely no idea, but love her lean-in approach. Smooth. That and the giant boobs are a deadly 1-2 combo.

DON'T TELL KID ROCK: Someone's movin' in on his girl! Yes, we know they broke up, but he has been known to start fights over Pam regardless of their status.

As far as we know, no simulataneous sex tapes broke out after this photo was taken. With Pamela Anderson, that's not necessarily a guarantee going in.

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by Hilton Hater at

Forget David Axelrod and John Podesta. Barack Obama needs to listen to Hollywood.

A pair of beautiful actresses have left messages for the President-Elect, offering him advice on the key issues of sex appeal and marijuana.

Not Angelina

"God help me because I hope I don’t get in trouble for saying this, but I think he's so articulate and so intelligent and so charismatic when he delivers speeches, that there is something very sexy about that... very! And he's also very slim and lean," Megan Fox said this week.

While the Transformers star was drooling over Obama, Pamela Anderson was putting together an agenda. In a recent blog entry, the busty blonde advises Obama to stop animal testing, bring the troops home safely and legalize pot.

Let's quote her stance on the last issue:

"I think we should Legalize Marijuana... this would make our borders less corrupt and then I think eventually this will be more secure option and save children in the long run – we should be able to farm Hemp in America - it’s just silly - it would create jobs - and be good for environment..."

We're gonna assume Anderson is also is favor of quicker divorce settlements and tax exemptions for sex tape stars.

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by Hilton Hater at

It's a battle of big boobs!

In an interview with Great Britain's The Sun, Pamela Anderson had harsh words for British model Katie Price. We don't know why, but we're excited to report them:

Katie Price, Underwear Pic

"I have no idea how she became famous. She shows off her kids all the time in TV shows - that's beyond low. I’d never do that. Kids can’t make that decision at that age, can they?”

We agree with the sentiment that children ought to be kept off reality TV shows (are you listening, Denise Richards?) - but is Anderson really unsure how Price became famous? We can think of two reasons:

  1. Large breasts;
  2. Naked pictures.

Sound familiar, Pam?

How will Katie Price respond to Pamela Anderson's critique? She may use her fake boobs as a weapon!

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by Hilton Hater at

We like to challenge our readers.

Questions such as which would you rather see, Kim Kardashian nude or Holly Madison nude, have stumped celebrity gossip fans for generations.

Now, though, our staff has come up with a truly confounding quandary.

Study the photo below closely. It's a shot of Pamela Anderson and a new friend at last night's Vivienne Westwood fashion show in London. Then, answer the question underneath it...

WHICH IS FAKER?

 

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by Hilton Hater at

I can't stand her. She can suck it.

Pamela Anderson isn't exactly as thoughtful or well-spoken as Matt Damon when it comes to her disdain for Sarah Palin.

S 2 the P

But the former Baywatch star is a lot more direct.

As the video below and the quote above prove, Anderson doesn't think Palin is the ideal choice for Vice President:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3vEfvpHDd8&eurl=http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/palin-can-suck-it/[/youtube]

Can Palin suck it? We're not about to go there.

But anyone that has seen Pamela Anderson nude on tape with Tommy Lee and/or Bret Michaels certainly knows this busty blonde can perform that act.

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by Hilton Hater at

Someone not named Tommy Lee is reportedly seeing Pamela Anderson nude these days.

According to E! Online, the mystery man is from the United Arab Emirates and is a member of Abu Dhabi's royal family. Here's what else the network reports about the relationship:

  • Anderson only revealed his name to a few friends; she usually refers to him by a pet name: Milk-Sheik, or Milk for short;
  • The couple was spotted hanging out with friends this weekend at the Abbey, a gay bar in West Hollywood;
  • Anderson met her new man when she visited Abu Dhabi in June with the Make a Wish Foundation.

We're really sorry, Tommy Lee.

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by Mischalova at

Pamela Anderson turns 41 today. Seriously. 41!

The former Playboy model and Baywatch star shows no signs of slowing down, however, whether she's getting back together with Tommy Lee, protesting on behalf of PETA or tearing into Jessica Simpson.

In honor of the occasion, here's a photo tribute to Anderson. Click on the following images and remember to wish Pamela many more years of breast-baring in the future...

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