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Pamela Anderson impressed on last night's Dancing with the Stars.

Unfortunately, the government could give a rat's a$$ about her score of 47 in the rumba (23 for technical points, 24 for performance). Woman owes back taxes.

The former Baywatch star is in the red more than $493,000 according to an annual list of delinquents with six-digit liens by the California Franchise Tax Board.

Her attorney has yet to comment on the case, but that's possibly because that's not the only legal drama surrounding the 42-year-old actress these days.

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Pamela Anderson had better hope she wins Dancing with the Stars, so she can use the prize money to pay off some of her debts! [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

A Manhattan-based clothing company filed suit against Pam for stealing the name of the animal-friendly, organic fashion collection she launched with Richie Rich.

While recent fashion shows have featured pieces labeled A*Muse, Maggy London International calls it "a disingenuous effort to disguise their infringing activities."

They trademarked Muse in 2002.

The company is trying to have the duo barred from using the name further and fork over both profits and remaining inventory for "impoundment or destruction."

In case you're wondering, the legal battle is being waged over this fashion atrocity. Seriously, we would let her have it if we were Muse ... wow is all we can say.

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When season 10 of Dancing with the Stars kicks off on March 22, Pamela Anderson will be partnered with new professional Damian Whitewood.

Anderson is one of the best known contestants to ever grace the floor of this ABC competition, but she's still worth profiling as we head toward the season premiere...

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Full name: Pamela Denise Anderson
Most famous role: Baywatch
Number of sex tapes: Two
Number of different spouses: Three
Number of times she's dated Tommy Lee: 89
Holds the record for: Most times appearing on the cover of Playboy
Breasts: Very Large
Odds of winning: 125-1

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Warning: the following photo montage is not safe for work.

Or home.

Or really any place without a trash receptacle nearby.

As the featured attraction at the Richie Rich fashion show in New York City yesterday, Pamela Anderson walked the runway and made those of us who ordered her Tommy Lee sex tape in high school feel downright silly.

We paid $10.99 back then to stare at this?!?

Catwalk Horror

Let's just hope - nay, pray! - that Pamela wears more layers on Dancing with the Stars this season. She's a rumored participant. Vegas has set the odds of Anderson's wardrobe malfunctioning on the air at 3:1. We wouln't wager against it.

To see how one is supposed to saunter down a catwalk, we direct your attention to Kim Kardashian.

To make yourself nauseous by looking at a scantily-clad has-been that doesn't know when to cover herself up, click on the images below.

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[Photos: Splash News]

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It sounds like Dancing with the Stars is about to become Bouncing with the Breasts.

Sources have confirmed to Radar Online that Pamela Anderson will compete on the new season of this ABC competition. It premieres on March 22.

“Pam is thrilled. She really wanted to do the show and the show thought it was a great idea,” said an insider, who refrained from commenting on whether or not ABC would air the series on a 27-second delay, in anticipation of all impending wardrobe malfunctions.

Pam Anderson

[Photo: Splash News]

Earlier this week, Anderson hosted a fashion show that was only attended by 20 people. She also looked like this at the event.

What do you think of her addition to the Dancing with the Stars cast? ABC will announce the celebrities competing on the new season during the March 1 season finale of The Bachelor. If Pamela is chosen, the debate will begin:

Which is more fake, her breasts or Jake Pavelka's love for rumored winner Vienna Girardi?

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Pamela Anderson hosted a launch party for her A*Muse fashion line in Miami yesterday. The number of people that showed up for it? 20.

We're pretty sure The Situation has more abdominal muscles than that.

It's unclear what kept everyone away. After all, who wouldn't wanna purchase clothing from someone that dresses like this?

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Pamela Anderson's breasts were bigger than the size of the crowd at her fashion show this week. [Photos: Splash News Online]

Pamela's poor showing is unlikely to keep her in the United States.

Earlier this week, her agent told Great Britain's The Sun that the busty actress "loves it in England and is looking at buying two houses, one in London and one by the sea. She has a real affection for the place."

A couple years ago, we'd have been sad to see Anderson go. But now we have Jessica Simpson to take her place as an air-headed, large-breasted former A-lister with equal disregard for public decorum.

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Monday, THG readers were given the challenge of writing the best caption for the celebrity pic below. Your Caption Contest winner is cutieshortie2005.

Adam Lambert. Pamela Anderson. Ogling. The Caption Contest material was there for the taking and boy, you all stepped up to the plate! Great job, all.

The winning entry appears below, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions. Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck next time!

Pam and Adam

Are those here for my entertainment?!?!?!?!

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Welcome to the latest edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where we ask readers to submit the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity picture below!

Last week, this popular game featured a smoking, texting, likely drunk Lindsay Lohan. Today, we move on to a star with actual talent: Adam Lambert.

What might the openly gay singer be thinking/saying as he stares in the large bosom of Pamela Anderson on New Year's Eve?

You tell us! Click on the "Comments" link below and send in as many captions as you can think of. We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Have fun and get to work:

Pam and Adam

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Pamela Anderson starred in sex tapes before they were cool.

Well, they were cool back then, but not as common as today. Take an hour lunch nowadays and there's a decent chance you miss a Tila Tequila nude rant.

Totally Pantsless!

Anyway, perhaps the biggest drawback of a sex tape, aside from the fact that it smacks of desperation, is having to tell your kids about it down the road.

When your mom is Pamela Anderson, you're gonna hear about it at some point. Cameras used to be prerequisites for the hair band rockers nailing her.

It was after the 2006 comedy Borat that Pam decided to tell her two sons about the erotic home video she shot with ex-husband Tommy Lee, their dad.

You know, the sex tape leaked in 1998, so maybe it was when one of the kids was ... okay, never mind, we are putting way too much thought into this.

"I knew kids were going to watch the film and there was a reference to the tape in the movie and people might say things," she said of the Borat quotes.

So, she sat down her sons, Brandon and Dylan, now 12 and 11, for the talk: "I just said, 'Look, Mommy and Daddy were massively in love," she said.

"We videotaped everything, everything was videotaped, and because of this new movie you’re probably going hear about something about it at school.'"

Better they hear it from her ... but talk about awkward.

Someday, many years in the future some kids at school are going to hear about the Carrie Prejean sex tape. What will their self-righteous mom say then?

Eh, she'll probably just blame our moralless society, Larry King and gays.

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Pamela Anderson says she will never rekindle her romance with ex-husband Tommy Lee after spending over a decade healing her broken heart after their 1998 divorce.

Of course, this being Pamela Anderson, the fact that she's even asked about this tells you a lot. Her love life decisions? About as good as her financial decisions. Bad.

Pam Anderson Cleavage

The couple married in 1995 and split three years later after a fight between them put Lee behind bars. The crazy pair tried to make things work countless times since.

She even moved in to Motley Crue star's home as recently as last year, following her divorce from her other ex-husband, Kim Rock, but she says it's over dammit!

She's happy with Jamie Padgett now and says Tommy is history.

Don't expect a fourth or fifth Pamela Anderson sex tape anytime soon.

"You can't get heartbroken any more over all the disappointments or how he is as a father or anything like that," Pam said. "He doesn't think he does anything wrong."

"I tell him the truth, but it's been 10 years of suffering so I'm over it."

"Whatever it is, it is - as long as my kids are happy and we're happy and we're safe, let him run around the world. I support him. But I have no interest at all."

Lee and Anderson are parents of Brandon, 13, and Dylan, 11.

They should be back together again by early 2010, we'd say.

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Generally, when we pit stars against each other in style showdowns, they are looking pretty fab. This time, however, it's a war of fashion faux pas attrition.

Last week, Demi Moore sported a dress that was basically as flattering as a silk potato sack (but probably 50 times more expensive). What the fug, girl!?

Mya Fashion Choice

It's possible that her Twitter feud with Perez made her forget that potato sacks aren't clothes. Whatever the reason, Demi needs to invest in a new mirror.

Meanwhile, someone forgot to finish Pamela Anderson's hideous pink dress, but that didn't stop her from wearing it out just the same. Looks great (not)!

Maybe $1.2 million in debt makes it hard to afford the whole thing. Either way, ouch, Pam. That thing's uglier than Tommy Lee naked on your sex tape.

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