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Some actresses attend the Cannes Film Festival and promote a movie that a) hasn't even begun filming yet and b) will most likely suck.

These people are named Jessica Simpson.

Awful Anderson

Other stars know where their famous bread is buttered. Or, in the case of Pamela Anderson, what their best poses look like.

The 40-year old drew plenty of attention overseas by eschewing any sort of movie publicity and simply posing for pictures of the assets that have made her such a well-known name in the first place. That's right: Victoria Beckham's boobs have nothing on Pam's!

If Keira Knightley is really looking to grow some breasts, Anderson would be the best example to follow.

The same can be said for anyone hoping to marry a white trash rock star and then get divorced a couple months later.

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No wonder Kimberly Stewart is pole dancing these days.

Along with millions of other women, she knows the pressure is on to lure men in before Pamela Anderson goes back on the market.

Pam and Man

For now, the former Baywatch beauty is staying single.

"I've tried to remarry â€" move on â€" like any other single mom I've tried to create a healthy example for my kids always," Anderson writes in a new posting on her online diary.

"That's why I realized early on that we are better off on our own right now," says Anderson.

Her divorce from Kid Rock after a four-month marriage became official on February 1.

While she says her sons with first husband Tommy Lee â€" Brandon, 10, and Dylan Jagger, 9 â€" are "completely well adjusted and happy and thriving," Anderson says their dad "has been in their lives in a productive but small way over the years."

Professionally, Anderson says she is set to head back to the beach for a new show from the makers of Baywatch, to be called Malibu â€" which she describes as "Flamingo Kid meets Baywatch.

"I can't say no to the guys from Baywatch â€" they are great to my kids â€" my schedule is built around theirs â€" just a few days a week â€" I'm close to home," she says.

And we'll assume her giant boobs are on full display. So who are we to argue?

Pam is also shooting a movie with Denise Richards that we're sure won't be very funny.

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You might wanna look away, Kid Rock.

The man you tried to fight, Tommy Lee, is once again locking lips with the woman you tried to successfully marry.

Catwalk Horror

Yes, folks, that is Pamela Anderson joining her ex-husband for a game of tonsil hockey. The embrace took place after the former couple had lunch with their kids - but does it mean they're officially back together? 

We tried to ask Pam for an answer, but she was too busy spilling the blood of a fur coat wearer to respond.

Odds are, however, that this union isn't meant to last. It hasn't yet. We actually think Nick Zano and Kristin Cavallari have a better chance at a future than Pamela and Tommy Lee. And that's saying a lot.

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We know, Pamela Anderson knows a thing or two about crotch shots.

But even she can't believe the recent antics of Britney Spears, who's been flaunting her baby factory when she hits the clubs and is perfectly willing to go out with no pants on a whim.

Total Fashion Nightmare

We don't blame Pam for being fed up at the crazy crotch shot queens. It's one thing if you film yourself gettin' feaky in a full-on sex tape like Kim Kardashian or Keeley Hazell, then clandestinely leak it to David Hans Schmidt and try to make money off it. It's quite another to strut around offering glimpses of your business to the paparazzi.

Not cool. That's why, as the ex-Mrs. Kid Rock caresses her wine glass gently and strategically in the picture below, she's obviously looking to make a point. She's also a fan of the hit series Grey's Anatomy, apparently...

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Everywhere Jennifer Lopez goes, drama is sure to follow.

But even the woman who once comprised half of the original Bennifer could not see this one coming. During the auditions for her new Glow After Dark reality show Friday night, two representatives from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) took the stage.

Jennifer Lopez Close Up

Covertly, they first pretended to audition before launching into a tirade against the fur-loving singer/actress and possible Scientology convert.

The event, which was held at Macy's in Downey, California, erupted into complete chaos as one of the animal rights activists busted out with a funny, rhyming chant that went, "J.Lo, fur ho!"

The other faux contestant railed against Lopez as well, stating:

"I think the most important thing about being a diva... is not only being sexy and being stylish, but is not wearing real f***ing fur!"

The shocked M.C. scooped up one of the infiltrators and strong-armed her off the stage. Lopez was not present during the outburst. Neither was Beyonce. Not that she would have had any reason to be. But that girl also loves her some fur.

Famke Janssen, who has been an outspoken advocate of animal rights despite her unabashed love for pork products, could not be reached by The Hollywood Gossip for comment.

In other animal rights news, PETA backer Pamela Anderson has fired off an angry letter to the U.S. Postal Service, which plans on immortalizing KFC founder Colonel Sanders on a stamp. Writes Pam:

"Honoring a man whose legacy involves breaking animals' bones and scalding animals to death in defeathering tanks is contrary to the values of most compassionate citizens."

Wow. One could say Pam went postal on those bitches. Eh?

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Pamela Anderson called in to the Howard Stern radio show on Sirius Satellite Radio on Thursday morning to clear the air about her split from Kid Rock.

Here is a partial transcript from the interview, during which the Baywatch star defended herself against accusations that her partying made her a bad mother:

Please Retire

Howard Stern: "It was reported that you were deciding between [Tommy Lee] and Kid. Is that true?"
Pam: "No, no, god no!"

HS: "Do you still bang Tommy, when was the last time you banged him?"
Pam: "No, no, it was a long time ago, I don't even remember. That wasn't it … I think I just got swept up and I wanted to have a family for my kids, but you remember really quickly when you get back together why you're not together."

HS: "It was reported that he was really upset about your role in Borat, that he was screaming at you..."
Pam: "He was unhappy about that. I don't know why - you'd have to ask him - but he really was very unhappy about that."

HS: "I don't understand, if I was your boyfriend, I would have been so excited for you."
Pam: "Thank you, that's what I'm looking for. Someone who is excited about me. This just didn't work out that way."

HS: "Now he said, his camp said that part of the problem was that you were always out partying and drinking (i.e. pulling a Britney Spears) and he was at home babysitting."
Pam: "No, no, he's never been alone with my kids. That was horrible, I think that's what upsets me the most because I am home with my kids all the time, or my parents are here from Canada. I don't even have a nanny."

HS: "Are you happy you miscarried and didn't have Kid Rock's baby?"
Pam: "That's horrible, no. Everything happens for a reason and now we're all here and we're back to normal. It's like it never even happened."

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The reasons why Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Kid Rock are probably self-evident. For example, the pair likely woke up one morning sober and finally realized what the rings on their fingers meant.

Surfing Lesson

But recent reports do shed even more light on the break-up.

A friend of Anderson's says the short-lived marriage was doomed by Rock's "male insecurity and major anger issues" â€" and it may even be that Borat managed to break the Detroit rocker's back.

According to a source in Page Six, Pamela and her hubby went to a screening of Borat at a Beverly Hills home two weeks ago. Kid Rock didn't like the movie one bit, screaming to Pam, "You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?" in front of the assembled crowd after the film was shown.

(Anderson plays the object of Borat's obsession in the film.)

Shockingly, since that outburst, the source says, "it has been icicles between them."

Pam has left her Malibu home with her sons and decamped to Shutters on the Beach hotel in Santa Monica until Rock takes his things and vacates the property. It's a sad end to a fun-loving union.

Meanwhile, reports that the latest James Bond movie is to blame for the Heather Mills/Paul McCartney divorce are unsubstantiated.

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The Hollywood Gossip Joke of the Day: What was more obvious that a Britney Spears/Kevin Federline divorce?

Answer: A Pamela Anderson/Kid Rock separation.

Vampire Chic

Okay, the punchline needs some work. But the story is still very much true.

TMZ has learned that Anderson has filed for divorce from husband of a whole three months, Kid Rock. The former Baywatch star, who is represented by celebrity hotshot lawyer Neal Hersh, cited irreconcilable differences.

The couple was married on August 3 - and then a few more times after that. Just one divorce filing should put an end the union, however, as the partying pair parts ways.

Similarly to the Reese Witherspoon/Ryan Phillippe marriage, there's no prenup in this case - but considering how short (and probably drunken) of a time the couple was married, it shouldn't make a difference.

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Most of the time, we enjoy mercilessly bashing the likes of Kevin Federline and Lindsay Lohan for their antics. But there comes a time when even we realize that celebrities are real people and experience tragedy like the rest of us.

Totally Pantsless!

Our hearts go out to Pamela Anderson, who confirmed that she just suffered a miscarriage. Pam and her new husband, Kid Rock, have been trying for a baby. A spokesperson for Anderson confirms that the actress suffered the miscarriage late last week while filming her new movie, Blonde and Blonder, with Denise Richards.

Anderson's rep, Tracy Nguyen, says that Anderson was not far along, and that the pregnancy was at its early stages.

Anderson did not go to the hospital to be treated, but instead had a doctor come to her to determine the miscarriage. The stress and the pressure of her recent rigorous filming schedule is believed to have caused the miscarriage.

"She will keep trying. She really wants another baby with Bob," a source close to the former Baywatch babe says, referring to Kid Rock by his real name, Bob Ritchie.

Pam and Kid were married on August 3 of this year. And on several other dates around then. She has two children with ex Tommy Lee; Brandon, 10, and Dylan, 8. Hopefully, time will soon heal the wounds of this past week and she'll be able to add another with Mr. Rock before long.

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We don't even know where to begin with jokes involving blondes and/or breasts, so we'll just cut to the chase. The lovely Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson tease it out on the Vancouver, British Columbia, set of their forthcoming Dumb and Dumber-inspired buddy comedy, Blonde and Blonder.

Pam Anderson Cleavage

The only question remaining here: What would Charlie Sheen and Kid Rock think if they could see this? Probably that they'd want to hit that.

Pamela Anderson Biography

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Comox, British Columbia, Canada
Full Name
Pamela Denise Anderson

Pamela Anderson Quotes

I think she is a bitch and whore.

Pamela Anderson [on Jessica Simpson]

I just know I'm an exhibitionist. Some people are afraid to be found. I'm afraid not to be found.

Pamela Anderson
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