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Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock tied the knot early Thursday morning at the Nashville honky-tonk bar Tootsie's Orchid Lounge, E! reports.

It was the third marriage for the pair. To each other, that is. In like a week. They're getting married all over the freaking place! The picture below (from their first of many weddings) really speaks for itself, but just the same, Anderson has chronicled the most recent nuptials on her website, writing:

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"Got married in Nashville. Tootsies on stage. In front of the coolest crowd. Bobby sang 'Sweet Home Alabama' - The fun won't stop. Thanks Judge BROWN. Marriage Number 3, Nashville - Done... The Bride wore Juicy - the groom wore beam and coke!"

Good God.

The couple previously exchanged vows on a yacht in St. Tropez (below) and in a Los Angeles courthouse. This time around, the bride opted for a white Juicy Couture dress and the groom sported a matching wife-beater. These individuals are really quite classy.

So did they say yes? Well, sort of. When it came to the I dos, Kid Rock responded with a resounding, "Hell yes!" while Pam laughed, "Unfortunately yes!"

Unfortunately is right. Soon they may want to procreate! This would already has three (soon to be four) offspring of Kevin Federline. We're not ready for this.

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It's been a whirlwind few weeks for Pamela Anderson. First, she married ex and current lover, Kid Rock. From there, myriad celebration ensued.

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The former Baywatch beauty found time to call into L.A. radio station KIIS 102.7 last Friday, however. She shared her thoughts with metrosexual host, Ryan Seacrest. Here's an excerpt:

KIIS: Pam where are you this morning?

Anderson: I'm in Detroit.

KIIS: So you're at the next wedding?

Anderson: I'm not at the next wedding. I'm just here hanging out with my kids and the pool. It's beautiful here and I'm just having a good time. The honeymoon continues.

KIIS: Is it legally recognized as a marriage or not?

Anderson: Well, yes it is because we just hit the courtroom yesterday on the way to the airport.

KIIS: Ok so there's only one more wedding?

Anderson: There's only one more wedding yes, for the kids.

KIIS: Have you recovered from St-Tropez?

Anderson: Not really.

KIIS: There were photos of you up this morning pole dancing with Cindy Crawford [at the wedding reception].

Anderson: Cindy's wild … I shouldn't say that.

KIIS: …you guys had a pole dance-off?

Anderson: I think everybody did, guys, girls everything. It was a big fiasco, it was awesome. We had a lot of fun.

KIIS: You're back with Kid Rock, you were with him before. Why is this time different?

Anderson: You guys have no clue. But we're all happy and in love and it's been a long process like anybody who's had a relationship, but it's just wonderful and we're both happy and it's very exciting. I've never been happier.

KIIS: Do you think you will have kids with Kid?

Anderson: Never know, might be one in there now (laughs)…

KIIS: Will [Kid Rock] move out here [to L.A.]?

Anderson: We'll we've got places all over the place. I've got a house in Canada, I've got house in Detroit now, Malibu. We're just running around being little kids.

KIIS: What do we call you now?

Anderson: Um, I don't know . . . Mrs. Rock? Yeah, you can call me that.

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Annulment countdown?

Why would Kid Rock possibly bid adieu to Pamela Anderson when his new wife doesn't merely perform laps dances for her hubby ... she puts on a dual show with another sexy icon.

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Oh yes, Anderson and Cindy Crawford (remember her?) performed for their respective significant others aboard Pam's yacht in St. Tropez Monday night.

First, Anderson gave the VIP treatment to Rock, shaking her booty to tunes by Jay-Z, Fatboy Slim, Nelly and Gnarls Barkley. It must have been a very bouncy show.

Cindy then took over. She performed for her man, Rande Gerber, to the Gwen Stefani and Eve track, "Let Me Blow Ya Mind." Just mind? Really? That would be too bad for Rande.

The Crawford action began with a little bit of Cindy and Pam together. But then the former model took control, thanks to the use a nearby pole.

We hope she was careful with it, however. Just ask Kate Hudson what can happen.

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Below is an image we came across from one of the many weddings held by Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock. They look happy, and we are happy for them. But there is no way this is going to last. Come on. The only two questions we have:

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  1. When is this blissful union officially coming apart? (this scribe has March 2007 in the Gossip's office pool)
  2. What is that guy in the top left of the picture looking at? Creep!
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THIS is the way to ensure a long-lasting marriage: do it many, many times. The wedding ceremony, that is.

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Pamela Anderson confirmed Wednesday she's ready to tie the knot with Kid Rock finally in France. And California. And Michigan. And Tennessee. Maybe Delaware.

"I'm going to get married a few times this month to the same guy," said the buxom-laden actress, who wore a white veil pulled-back from her face during a news conference about her new online poker site,

No, no, not poke her. Poker. Come on, guys.

Anderson's nuptials to Kid Rock, whose real name is Bob Ritchie (haha!), will take place near St. Tropez, France. They are reportedly planned for Saturday. From there, who knows ...

"We had to do Malibu, we've got to do Detroit, and we've got to do Nashville," she said.

She offered no other details on the ceremonies - and The Gossip assumes Pam was referring to cities just now, not names of friendly strippers.

When it comes to dealing with jitters before the big day(s), Anderson replied: "I have two words for you: champagne." We wonder if Jennifer Aniston is taking the same approach for her engagement with Vince Vaughn.

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Pamela Anderson is getting married.

No, really!

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We've heard it from the horse's mouth. Well, okay. Not exactly. But it's on her website,, for all the world to see. It turns out that the bombshell Baywatch babe has been hitting it off with on-again, off-again fiancee, Kid Rock, whose name is really Bob Ritchie, and who is actually from a middle class family (not a trailer park). The two plan to marry July 29!

"They've been close for a very long time and decided that now is the right time to take the next step," Pam's rep confirmed to Us Weekly. "They couldn't be happier about their future together."

Here's Pam's diary entry, which you can peep using the link above:

Yes. I'm finally getting remarried... it's been a whirlwind... spontaneous but well thought through. Feels like I've been stuck in a time warp. Not able to let go of MY family picture... it's been sad and lonely and frustrating... I've raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle. Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I'd wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I'm moving on... I feel like I'm finally free... I'm in love. I'm happy... I see the light... sounds dramatic but it's true... I know some women can relate to this... My children are getting older. They know the truth and they are strong, smart kids. They love their Dad. They love their new Step Dad who they've known for years... time will pass. Wounds will heal. Some people may never grow up. Actions speak louder than words... watch!

Yes. If there one thing we've learned from Pamela Anderson, it's that she does love using ellipses in her diary. If there's one more thing we've learned from Pamela Anderson, it's that actions do indeed speak louder than words. Particularly when said actions involve gratuitous sex on film. But no matter. The Gossip would like to take this opportunity congratulate Pam on her upcoming wedding and subsequent annulment. You guys are so sweet together!

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Now THIS is the Pamela Anderson we know and love!

Forget that soccer mom nonsense. Our favorite, misguided PETA supporter, a girlfriend and their children were spotted by sunbathing topless earlier this month aboard the luxury yacht Thunder Gulch in St Tropez, a posh area in southern France.

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The family had an enjoyable vacation. The only awkward moment occurred when one of Pamela's children asked: Mom, can we have melons for lunch?


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Sorry, fellas, but this is a fully-clothed side.

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In the August issue of House & Garden, Pamela Anderson just wants to talk about her life as a soccer mom.

"I go to every game!" the actress said.

Anderson has two sons, Brandon, 10, and Dylan, 8, with her ex-husband, Rock Star: Tommy Lee. We're not sure which is more embarassing for these children: their parents' filmed sex romp; or their mother's constant, annoying campaign against innocent fur-wearer such as Beyonce.

The magazine describes Anderson's home as "hippie-chick-meets-Miss Havisham" and shows Anderson in a beach-ready white oxford shirt and shorts. That's almost a normal outfit. How boring.

"I'm obsessed with living on the beach," says the Canada native. "I love being outdoors, and think a tan is very sexy. I'll lie out on white towels strewn with pillows. I don't like to hide under hats!"

There's the Pamela we know and love! Bare your … hair.


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In a protest over fur, Pamela Anderson stripped down to her panties in the window of Stella McCartney's London boutique Wednesday.

In the window, in plain view of passers-by and media, she posted a banner proclaiming "I'd rather bare skin than wear skin."

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When asked if there's a need to name and shame celebrities who wear fur, the stacked Stacked star did not hesitate, taking no prisoners among fellow stars.

"I don't think that's glamorous at all... especially the ones that are starting to put them [fur] in their clothing lines like J. Lo and Beyoncé. It's really important for them to be conscious of what they wear, especially as they're fashion icons."

Beyoncé, as many know, loves her fur. The singer was recently confronted by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) at a swanky restaurant in New York. Beyoncé was asked by activists why she thinks it's okay for cute, defenseless animals to die for her vanity. She was not happy.

Anderson is a longtime advocate for animal rights, and an active member of PETA. For her campaign against fur and other campaigns for animal rights, Pam was given the group's first Linda McCartney Memorial Award, named for the late wife of Sir Paul McCartney, an avid animal rights supporter.

Paul McCartney's second wife, the beleaguered Heather Mills, is also an animal rights activist. And, depending on what you read, a former hooker and/or porn star.

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