Orlando Bloom is a heart throb as a pirate or an elf. The women just love his accent.

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Okay, a lot's happened between Selena Gomez, Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom, and Justin Bieber, so here's a brief recap:

  • Selena Gomez at the 2014 Teen Choice Awards
  • Miranda Kerr Red Carpet Photo

Back in October, there were reports that Kerr and Bloom split because of Bieber, as Justin had apparently seduced Miranda at a Victoria's Secret fashion show. No, really. That's what people were saying.

Then, in April, it was rumored that Gomez and Bloom were dating. Justin was understandably not pleased by the news of a possible revenge-bang.

Like the build-up to a world war, all of these events happened so quickly that it was hard to make sense of them while frantically stocking your bomb shelter with canned goods.

Then it happened: the Rumble in Ibiza. Yes, Bloom threw a punch at Bieber while they were both partying in Spain. He could've been the greatest hero the world has ever known...were it not for the fact that he totally swung and missed.

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Suri Cruise. Shiloh Pitt. Nori West. Prince George. Blue Ivy Carter.

These celebrity offspring are the result of two near-perfect specimens coming together to reproduce. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Not perfect.

But they sure do make cute babies. (RIP Joan Rivers.)

We thought we'd take a look at a few other celebrity face mashups to see what the resulting individual might look like. The results? Take a look:

Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick
Is it just us or do Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick make the most beautiful woman in the world?

The results? The results are freaking perfection, that's what!

Seriously, could science just hurry up and figure out a way to let Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick morph genetically and become one person?

It's 2014! Why isn't this possible!?! We have no idea.

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An anti-smoking PSA, created by The Legacy Foundation’s Truth initiative, aired last night during the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards.

Depicting numerous A-Listers lighting up, the spot says these stars are giving “big tobacco tons of free marketing” and goes on to label such celebrities as Rihanna, Robert Pattinson and Lady Gaga as “unpaid tobacco” spokespeople.

"They’re the new face of big tobacco, and they don’t even know it,” reads the video.

Is this a fair label? Because young fans are clearly influenced by the actions of actors, actresses and singers?

Or is it foul for the PSA to call out stars who are typically only seen smoking because the paparazzi stalk their every move?

The PSA also does leave out the most famous smoker of all: President Barack Obama.

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With Guardians of the Galaxy totally dominating the movie galaxy, Chris Pratt likely won't need to worry about changing jobs any time soon.

But if this acting thing ever does fall apart for the burgeoning A-Lister, he has a clear fallback position: rapper!

In the following interview with DJ Whoo Kid on "Whoolywood Shuffle," Pratt breaks into a couple verses of Eminem's "Forgot About Dre" - and absolutely slays it! Seriously. This is a must-watch:

Pratt is also asked about the Justin Bieber versus Orlando Bloom fight, seemingly unaware if even took place in Spain last week.

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New information about the Orlando Bloom-Justin Bieber fight seems to surface daily, and while we currently have no way of knowing which side of the story is true, we do know that it's all gloriously entertaining.

For example, everything that's coming from Justin's camp awesomely highlights just how delusional the Biebs truly is.

Last week, we learned that Bieber thinks he won the fight ... despite the fact that he didn't even attempt to throw a punch.

Today, we received word that not only is Bieber claiming he banged Miranda Kerr while she was married to Bloom, he also says the Victoria's Secret model promised to "make him a man."

  • The Biebs in Cannes
  • Miranda Kerr Topless Pic

"Bieber would brag about it while he was in the studio," says one source. The alleged incident took place in 2012, and Justin's friends say he's been bragging about it ever since.

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It's safe to say that both Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber have moved on from their infamous confrontation in Ibiza, Spain last week.

The singer was spotted at a birthday party for designer Riccardo Tisci on Saturday night, allegedly holding hands with Kendall Jenner throughout the affair and even leaving the shindig with her.

Bloom, meanwhile, also got his party on a couple days after trying to punch Bieber, moving and grooving to Pharrell's "Happy" during a celebration in Ibiza.

Is the Pirates of the Caribbean star doing a victory dance here, considering the overwhelming number of stars in his corner following Orlando's confrontation with Bieber last week?

We'd like to think so.

But whatever Bloom's motivations, one thing is for certain: you must check out these amazing GIFs of the actor getting down, letting loose and being awesome:

Orlando Bloom Dances to "Happy"
Justin Bieber who?!? Orlando Bloom doesn't seem bothered by his rival, or much of anything, during this "Happy" dance in Spain.

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The fallout from the Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom fight gets more hilarious by the day.

  • Justin Bieber Shrugs
  • Bloom, Orlando

As you may know, Justin has been taunting Bloom on Instagram, posting and deleting a photo of Bloom appearing to be in tears, as well as a shot of Bloom's ex-wife Miranda Kerr.

It was originally thought that this was Bieber's way of venting his frustration at having been swung on and humiliated in front of a star-studded crowd in Ibiza.

Now, sources tell TMZ that - despite having not thrown a punch - Bieber thinks he "won" the fight, and his endless online needling of Bloom is his way of reminding the public how "hard" he is.

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We have an update on the Justin Bieber, Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr love triangle thing that led to Bloom trying to punch Bieber earlier in the week.

As the entire world knows by now, the actor got into it with the singer after the two crossed paths inside a Spanish restaurant.

One thing led to another and Bloom attempted to knock Bieber out... with those things almost definitely having to do with Kerr, who split from Bloom last fall amidst reports that she had Bieber Fever.

According to E! News, Bieber did hang out with Kerr after the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Show, during which Justin performed.

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By now, the Orlando Bloom-Justin Bieber fight is the stuff of Internet legend, with varying accounts of what happened spreading across the web like wildfire.

Some say Bieber started it by taunting Bloom about Miranda Kerr. Others say Bloom started it by refusing to shake Bieber's hand.

One thing that everyone seems able to agree on, however, is that Leonardo DiCaprio was on hand. And, as usual, he was awesome.

  • Extreme Justin Bieber Close Up
  • Orlando Bloom Photograph
  • DiCaprio Pic

Spanish ex-journalist Anastasia Skolkova was the first to post a video of the fight online and her account of how it all went down pretty much confirms that DiCaprio is still the coolest man in Hollywood even if he has packed on some serious pounds recently.

Oh, and of course, Lindsay Lohan was there too:

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Yesterday, the world witnessed a conflict that made the situation in Gaza look like a day at Disneyland.

We're talking, of course, about the Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom fight

With all the conflicting stories from witnesses, and Bieber's trash talk on Instagram, it can be hard to sort out what actually took place on that fateful night in Ibiza. Fortunately, Stephen Colbert is here to break it all down:

"I do not condone this kind of violence," Colbert told his audience last night. "Because Bloom missed Bieber's face." Comedy Central's foremost faux-conservative then pointed out that if Bloom had connected, Bieber would've had "his first hit in years."

But Colbert didn't just provide a ringside blow-by-blow. (Okay, so it was just the one blow.) Like the serious journalist that he is, he went deeper and analyzed the causes of the whiff heard round the world:

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