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It's our favorite rumor on the Internet, and it's resurfaced once again thanks to In Touch Weekly:

Might O.J. Simpson be Khloe Kardashian's biological father?!?

This hilarious paternity question was first raised in January 2012 by The National Enquirer and now Simpson's manager, Norman Pardo, is telling In Touch that anything is possible.

The Juice totally could have knocked up Kris Jenner!

OJ as Khloe Kardashian's Father?

After all, Prado is certain Jenner "slept with" Simpson and says the truth is "going to come out sooner or later." And what truth is that, exactly?

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

A-ha! The puzzle has been solved. The National Enquirer has discovered he identity of Khloe Kardashian's father, and the answer is a killer:

O.J. Simpson!

Following the ridiculous, unproven rumor that Khloe is the product of an affair between Kris Jenner and a mystery man, this tabloid has now published an equally ridiculous and unproven rumor: that the former Buffalo Bills running back and likely murderer was that man.

National Equirer Cover Story

Scandalous! Khloe looks JUST like O.J.'s daughter, Sydney!!!

The cover story should actually come as good news to the family. It's given Kim Kardashian a chance to prove she's not a robot, as she actually made us laugh with the following Tweet in response to this report:

"It makes sense now. Khloe u are so tan!"

O.J. Simpson Biography

O.J. Mugshot O.J. Simpson is a former Heisman Trophy winner, NFL Hall of Famer and murderer hailing from San Francisco, California. The football star... More »
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