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For disgraced NFL great O.J. Simpson, that's just how the cookie crumbles. When you get caught stealing them from the prison cafeteria, that is.

The Juice was caught with not one, not two, but a dozen oatmeal cookies pilfered from the correctional facility he calls home, a new report says.

Simpson, who's serving a 33-year sentence for armed robbery at Lovelock Correctional Center in Pershing County, Nev., ganked them after lunch.

He may have gotten away with his unusually non-violent offense but for an inquisitive guard who noticed O.J. hiding something under his prison clothes.

When the corrections officer questioned O.J., he allegedly confessed. For once.

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O.J. Simpson won a small victory Wednesday as the State of Nevada granted him parole on some of his 2008 convictions for kidnapping and armed robbery.

The decision doesn't mean O.J. will be leaving prison anytime soon, though.

O.J. Simpson at Parole Hearing

The Nevada Board of Parole Commissioners released its decision in favor of Simpson's parole request on Wednesday. It becomes effective October 2.

Commissioners noted Simpson's "positive institutional record" and participation in programs addressing "behavior that led to incarceration."

He was convicted on many charges and still faces at least four more years behind bars based on sentences that were ordered to run consecutively.

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A Buffalo Bills fan recently got a HUGE O.J. Simpson tattoo on his leg, which took nine hours to complete and is confirmed to be real ... and incredible.

O.J. Simpson Tattoo

Bryan Labarron actually appears to be fairly normal from the looks of his Facebook page, where he writes, "I have 3 Bills tats and my OJ is my favorite."

When asked the obvious murder question by a friend, he responded, "OJ was found not guilty of that murder thing but that's a story for another day ..."

Seems like a pretty relevant point on this or any other day in which a man gets a GIANT ASS OJ SIMPSON TATTOO, but maybe that's just us.

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O.J. Simpson apparently had himself a Super Bowl party this month. In jail.

That's not an easy feat, but neither is killing two people and getting away with it, then ending up behind bars anyway for kidnapping and robbery.

O.J. Mugshot

Anyway, OJ, who's serving a 33-year sentence at Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada, was not about to let that logistical issue get in the way of the big game.

His friends crammed in to his 80-square-foot cell to watch, reports say.

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