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Most times when you talk about suits and O.J. Simpson, they're of the legal variety. People suing the knife-wielding maniac for wrongful death and whatnot.

This time, though, the topic is a suit the notorious murderer wore when he was somehow acquitted of murder by a jury jam-packed with idiots back in '95.

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Those fine threads may be headed to the Smithsonian Institution.

After a court hearing Monday, which followed years of squabbling, lawyers for O.J. Simpson and Fred Goldman both agreed to donate the "acquittal suit."

Here's the historic judicial system failure in question ...

The judge called O.J. from prison, where he's serving a 15-year term for armed robbery and kidnapping, to get his approval. Simpson's lawyer said he agreed.

Provided no one makes money off it, that is.

David Cook, Goldman's lawyer, says, "The donation to the Smithsonian of the acquittal suit puts front and center the shock to America when justice escaped the Los Angeles courthouse. The memory of Ron Goldman shall be on permanent display."

"If the suit is the emblematic of justice gone berserk, justice is served."

Goldman has been relentlessly trying to cash in on everything Simpson-related since winning a $30-million-plus civil judgment for O.J. killing his son.

No word if the Smithsonian will accept the thing, or if Christie Prody has changed her name and signed up for a witness protection program yet.

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Meet Orenthal James Simpson, a.k.a. "O.J."

He's just your standard prison inmate, working out like a madman, preaching racial harmony among his peers, reading a lot and watching pro wrestling.

Makes the scum of the earth sound like a nice guy.

Since being tossed into Nevada’s Lovelock Correctional Center 11 months ago on robbery, assault and kidnapping charges, O.J. Simpson has adjusted well.

“O.J. works out every single day. He’s lost a lot of weight and he’s in great shape,” Simpson’s longtime producer, Norman Pardo, tells The New York Post.

“He says that’s one of the benefits of not being able to go out and party all the time like he used to,” adds Pardo, who for some reason still talks to O.J.

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The many faces of O.J. Simpson.

When not doing push-ups or pumping iron, O.J. reads James Patterson books and follows his alma maters, the USC Trojans and Buffalo Bills, plus the WWE.

And while fraternizing with other felons, he counsels them on such issues as race relations and anger management, and in turn he's avoided any trouble.

“I have no issues in here. Everybody’s cool,” Simpson has told Pardo.

Simpson, who's serving a 33-year term (not long enough as far as his ex Christie Prody is concerned), even finessed a tough situation with his cellmate.

According to his daughter, the lucky roomie is (or was) a white supremacist - but shucks, because O.J. is such a good guy, they eventually became pals.

Now nice. Such an upbeat attitude toward race relations and life in general is a far cry from how Simpson felt while committing that robbery of his own sports memorabilia back in 2007. Or when he stabbed two humans to death with a knife in 1994.

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Christie Prody, who dated O.J. Simpson for 13 years and somehow survived to tell about it, told Good Morning America that there were some close calls.

The Minnesota-born Prody, who was just 19 when she met O.J. after his 1995 acquittal, says he subjected her to constant emotional and physical abuse.

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As for the million-dollar question of why the f*%k any sane human would get involved with O.J. Simpson, she said she was "very young, very naive."

Apparently O.J. wanted Christie Prody to look like his deceased wife, which is so creepy we don't even know what to say, "making" her get breast implants.

She now believes he killed Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend.

"Yeah, I do," Christie Prody said, noting that O.J. said Nicole "had it coming because of her lifestyle - people she hung out with, namely Ron Goldman."

"It took me many years to realize and face that hard, terrible truth."

Christie Prody says O.J. admitted it "in as many words," mentioning details only a killer would know, although she did not reveal any of these on GMA.

She says she couldn't leave O.J. because "he would find me." Sadly, she's probably right, and is lucky he got convicted of kidnapping and robbery first.

Her attorney, Gloria Allred, was by her side, and said Prody's life was in danger with O.J. Simpson, and that "Christie fortunately got out with her life."

Both women reiterated their desire for Simpson not to be free, even on bail. Somehow we doubt they'll encounter much opposition to that viewpoint.

Saying her life is "absolutely great," Prody says she is in love with a wonderful man, and they apparently have a "beautiful baby daughter" together.

She got pregnant and had a kid? O.J. is not gonna like this.

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It took 13 years for O.J. Simpson's girlfriend Christie Prody to escape his clutches.

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This isn't the first time O.J. Simpson has been involved in a hear-death (or an actual death, for that matter), but it's not in the way you think.

One of the dudes who was allegedly held at gunpoint when the murderer told a couple of hired thugs to "get some heat" and reclaim his stuff back is now suing the jailed killer, claiming he suffered multiple heart attacks as a result.

He says Simpson is responsible for this. Hey, anything that costs the Juice money or keeps him behind bars longer, we're willing to get behind.

Bruce Fromong filed the personal injury lawsuit in Las Vegas. Fromong is a memorabilia dealer who had some of Simpson's things in a hotel.

Then O.J. came a-knockin' guns-a-blazin' and you know the rest.

Fortunately, this is one of the last photos we've seen of O.J.

Fromong claims as a result of Simpson's violent rampage, he suffered "great bodily injury." Fromong's lawyer says "great bodily injury" is heart attacks.

He's suing for emotional distress, negligence, assault and battery.

Fromong is suing for unspecified compensatory and punitive damages, but it may be a lost cause as O.J. already owes the Goldmans tens of millions.

Get in line, Bruce. Or sue Christie Prody. Hey, worth a shot, right?

O.J. is appealing his conviction, playing the race card. Dirtbag.

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One person hoping O.J. Simpson is even released from prison? Well, that's pretty much every person. But girlfriend Christie Prody doesn't want him set free!

The former Heisman Trophy winner was convicted last December on robbery, kidnapping and weapons charges and sentenced to 9-33 years in prison.

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His attorneys on Monday argued before the Nevada Supreme Court that the former football star and two-time murderer should be released pending appeal.

"Christie Prody would not want to see him released because she is concerned that he might try to see her," her attorney, none other than Gloria Allred, said.

"She is concerned that he is dangerous and she fears for her safety."

Which is why you date freaking O.J. Simpson in the first place. He beat his first wife and killed the second? You'd think that would turn her off, but no.

A decision on O.J. Simpson's request for bail could come at any time. If it's granted, Christie Prody might want to get the f*%k out of dodge. Dude hasn't killed since '94.

Christie Prody was a fresh-faced 20-year-old when she met Simpson. Back then she told her family she didn't believe he'd murdered his ex-wife Nicole.

Over their 13 years together, however, their relationship became a bit violent, with numerous calls to 911 and allegations of drug and alcohol abuse.

Most recently, his daughter Arnelle brutally attacked both of them.

Prody hurt herself "falling at a gas station" awhile back, and on another occasion had both her legs broken by a speeding car that hit her. Not at all suspicious.

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Sigh. O.J. Simpson still thinks he's innocent.

The double murderer-slash-armed robber who told his co-conspirators to "get some heat" before pulling a gun on some schmoe is playing the only card he has left - that of the race variety - in the hopes of being sprung from a Nevada state prison.

Simpson filed an appeal on Tuesday with the Nevada Supreme Court over the hotel room confrontation where he and his roving gang of miscreant thugs punked two sports memorabilia dealers - finally landing the Juice in jail where he belongs.

The miserable excuse for a human being is actually claiming his conviction was tainted by judicial misconduct - namely a lack of racial diversity on the jury.

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THE WORST: O.J., shockingly, is a regular in our celebrity mug shots gallery.

Orenthal the knife-wielding maniac also suggests in his appeal that there were errors in both his sentencing and the instructions given to the jury.

There is no indication the court will hear the appeal or when they could make a ruling. Our best guess is approximately three days from never.

O.J. Simpson is set to serve 9-33 years in the slammer.

No word if he's still trying to hunt down the "real killer" of his ex-wife and her friend while killing (sorry) all that time behind bars. If he every needs any help with that enduring mission, he can always call up Hulk Hogan.

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Well, at least the shadiest Hulk Hogan-related story going forward won't be the resemblance of his girlfriend to his daughter.

In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, the former WWE star berates ex-wife Linda Bollea for leaving him for Charlie Hill, aka "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior."

It's an understandable reaction from the Hulkster. Not as understandable? How far he takes it.

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," Hogan told the magazine, explaining his frustration with the entire situation by drawing a parallel to the murderous former running back:

"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife... I totally understand OJ. I get it."

Hulk Hogan says he can relate to O.J. Simpson. Next, he'll tell us why Chris Benoit gets a bad rap.

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In related news, Britney Spears hates pants, Spencer Pratt is a media whore, Grey's Anatomy has jumped the shark, Zac Efron is hot, and we could go on ad nauseam.

We realize this is not a breaking story, but considering the source, it's interesting. O.J. Simpson’s former attorney, Robert Shapiro, was asked by a reporter what he thinks of his infamous client while at a party for Mickey Rourke’s Golden Globe win.

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Shapiro was quick to respond: “He’s a sociopath.” Did Shapiro always think that, Fox News wondered? Shapiro smiled. “What do you think?” he answered rhetorically.

Hey, some girls are into the psycho thing. Right, Christie Prody?

If someone relates this anecdote to O.J. Simpson, recently sentenced to prison at long, long last (for his 2007 kidnapping and armed robbery crimes, not the two people he killed), he may wish he could off his former litigator, too. Oh well.

Shapiro is not completely removed, though. He has remained very friendly with the famous children of O.J.'s late best friend, attorney Robert Kardashian.

The famous children, of course, are - you guessed it - Kim Kardashian and a kouple of her publicity-kraving sisters. Their mother, Kris, has since remarried, trying the knot with former Olympic gold medalist Bruce Jenner.

His son is Brody Jenner, of course. It’s quite a group.

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O.J. Simpson has been transferred from a Las Vegas jail to High Desert State Prison in Indian Springs, where he will begin his confusing 9-to-33-year prison sentence.

Here Orenthal's latest - and hopefully, last - mug shot. Although he may be eligible for parole as soon as 2017. Remember, this conviction was for robbing the sports memorabilia dealers last year, not the two people he killed in 1994.

Hope you packed lightly, O.J. They provide the orange jumpsuits for you in the slammer, and we all know you don't need to dress warmly for your ultimate destination.

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A (S)MUG SHOT: Think O.J. Simpson is even the slightest bit sorry for what he did? We would wager three of our interns that he's not. [Photo Credit: Splash News Online]

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O.J. Simpson was sentenced to 15 years in prison for armed robbery after a judge rejected his apology, saying, "It was much more than stupidity."

Simpson was convicted on October 3 of 12 criminal counts, including armed robbery, kidnapping and burglary after he and some buddies broke into a Nevada hotel room, attempting to recover his allegedly stolen sports memorabilia.

The 61-year-old Heisman Trophy winner and NFL Hall of Famer stood both shackled and stone-faced as Judge Jackie Glass read the punishment.

A rambling, five-minute plea for leniency, in which he was simultaneously apologizing for the holdup as a foolish mistake and trying to justify his actions, ended with O.J. Simpson choking back tears. And earned him zero sympathy.

The judge emphasized that it was a violent confrontation in which at least one gun was drawn, and someone could have been shot. She said the evidence was overwhelming, with the planning, confrontation and aftermath all on tape.

Hard to argue with that.

JUICE NO LONGER LOOSE! At long, long last, O.J. Simpson is headed for the long prison stint he so richly deserves and worked so tirelessly to attain.

The judge said several times that her sentence in the Vegas robbery case had absolutely nothing to do with O.J. Simpson's controversial acquittal in the 1994 slayings of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman.

Simpson was immediately led away to prison after the judge refused to permit him to go free on bail while he appeals. His co-defendant and former golfing buddy, Clarence "C.J." Stewart, also was sentenced to at least 15 years.

The Juice could be paroled after as little as nine years. Maybe Christie Prody will even be there when he gets out. True love always waits.

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