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While computer simulations continue to go on across the country, let's face it: we have no idea what Kim Kardashian baby photos will look like.

But we do know this much: the pictures currently going around the Internet are NOT of little North West.

Kimberly Kardashian Photograph

TMZ has confirmed that at least two images of babies believed to be the spawn of Kim and Kanye West are floating around the Internet.

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Kim Kardashian's breasts are working overtime these days.

Always a busy pair of mammary glands, they're now occupied nearly around the clock by baby North West, as the new mom is ALL ABOUT breastfeeding.

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Picture

According to insiders, Kim's already-sizable rack has swelled to record-sized G-CUP LEVELS following her pregnancy, but that's all good with her.

She'll take them out for breastfeeding anytime, anywhere!

The 32-year-old actively looks forward to her "feedings" with North West, and changes her dirty diapers to boot. "She does it all," one close source says.

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by Free Britney at

Ever since Kim Kardashian's first child came into the world through her vagina - known from this day forward as the North West passage - we have wondered:

What will the spawn of Kim and Kanye West look like?

Kim Kardashian Baby Projection

Even before Thursday's Kim Kardashian baby name reveal, insiders were reporting that she “looks just like Kim,” so that’s a good thing, probably. Maybe.

It may be awhile until North West makes her public debut. Her arrival five weeks before Kim's due date no doubt threw a wrench into the Kards' PR machine.

When the celebrity couple will release the first official pics of their bundle of joy, and how many millions they will collect for doing so, we can not say.

What we can do is speculate ... and compile a hilarious collection of projected images of what the Internet envisions little North West will look like.

Follow the jump for UNofficial photos galore!!

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Baby North West and parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have left the hospital, while the new mom issued her first comment since giving birth.

Kanye Kardashian

After Ryan Seacrest emailed to say, "Yay! Congrats my darling, you're a mommy!" Kardashian responded with "Cant believe it! It's so crazy!"

And that's just about it from the new mother.

Nearly a week after giving birth and enduring some delivery room drama, plus rampant Kim Kardashian baby name rumors, the family is home.

Where is home for the two of them, exactly?

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by Free Britney at

Five days after Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl, the new arrival's name has been revealed at last ... and it's guaranteed to surprise their fans.

North West! Or Nori for short! Seriously!

Kimye Photograph

A close source added that the "birth certificate is already out," and that the little baby girl, born five weeks early on Saturday, has no middle name.

Just North West, people. Represent.

"They will call her Nori for short," says a family insider, who denied the seemingly fitting Kaidence Donda West rumor earlier in the week.

Looks like Kaidence, while unique, was still too conventional. Kimye shocked everyone with the mere fact that the baby name does not start with K!

In any case, Lil North was born ahead of schedule June 15 at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills, and everybody is healthy and happy.

Thrown off and scrambling to monetize this, but healthy and happy.

What do you think of the name North West?

 

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