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On many occasions, Kanye West has said he wants his daughter to live a normal life.

Along those lines, a new report states that Kanye is designing a wedding ring for his one-year old child. What? That's totally normal, isn't it?

He's in the process of designing her a one-of-a-kind diamond ring for her to wear on her wedding finger,” an insider tells Life & Style. “It symbolizes dada's love for his little angel."

Yup. Sorry, other fathers around the world. You clearly don't love your toddler very much if you haven't placed a diamond on her finger.

North West
North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.

Lorraine Schwartz, the same designer who made Kim Kardashian’s 15-carat, $1.25 million engagement ring, is allegedly on board with this creation and West "doesn't care" if the gift comes across as "a little extravagant," an insider says.

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We all know Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are intent on turning their barely-one-year-old daughter into the greatest fashionista the world has ever known. 

Whether they're taking North West to a runway show in Paris or dolling in her up in all black goth-Yeezus garb, Nori gets daily lessons in Fabulous in hopes that she'll strut right from Sesame Street to Rodeo Dr.

Kim Kardashian and North West at Fashion Week

Hey, some parents want their daughter to grow up to be president, Kim and Kanye want theirs to lounge around in expensive clothes for a living, just like mom. But even with that career goal in mind, we think the Wests may be rushing things a bit:

"Kim has hired North West her own personal tailor whose sole job is to make mini versions of Kim's designer outfits and ensure that they always coordinate," a source tells Grazia magazine.

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Just because Kim Kardashian forgot North West in a Paris hotel doesn't mean little Nori can't take her mama with her everywhere she goes!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Dolls

Yes, they may look like Snooki and Dennis Rodman circa 1998, but that's actually Kim and Kanye in doll form. Khloe Kardashian posted the pic to Instagram yesterday with a caption that simply reads, "West."

Hopefully, Kim and Yeezy are aware that the dolls can't actually serve as substitute parents, but it must be nice to know there's something around to remind Nori of what mom and dad look like during the many, many occasions in which they leave home for long periods of time.

Just don't be surprised when she rushes the screen any time there's a Jersey Shore rerun on TV.

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Earlier today, footage that seemed to show Kim Kardashian forgetting her daughter in a Paris hotel surfaced online.

In the clip we see Kim leave the building looking stylish in what appears to be a moth-eaten sweatsuit.

She walks up to the van that's waiting for her outside, and a brief OMFG look flashes across her face before she heads back inside and emerges with Nori, who's dressed in her finest biker gang attire.

Naturally, Kim was less than thrilled with being called a negligent mother by the entire Internet, so she took to Twitter to clear her name:

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Even though Kim Kardashian dragged North West to runway shows and countless other kid-inappropriate events during Paris Fashion Week, little Nori was apparently not the first thing on Kim's mind as she headed for the airport to return to the States.

We're sure Kim will claim that she totally meant to walk all the way to the van, then turn around and retrieve her baby from the hotel room, but the look on Kim's face when she realizes Nori's not already in the car totally gives her away.

We've all left a toothbrush or a phone charger in a hotel room before but a freakin' baby?! Maybe Kim should spend less time picking out color-coordinated mother-daughter outfits and more time making sure she doesn't leave the kid in a foreign country.

Sure, it was a stressful week what with Kim getting tackled by a Ukrainian comedian, but having a lot on your mind gives you an excuse for driving off with a cup of Starbucks on the roof, not leaving your child to be discovered by French maids.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Kim Kardashian's ex Reggie Bush may have extreme views on disciplining his one-year-old daughter, but fortunately no such extreme methods (or "abuse," if you prefer) will be employed when Kim's daughter, North West, gets out of line.

Morning, Kim and Nori!
It's Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

"Kim and Kanye decided before North was born that there would be no spanking, ever," says a source close to the family. "It's not how they want to raise their daughter."

"As North gets older, and when she acts up, there will be time outs, taking away a favorite toy, but absolutely no physical discipline."

No big surprise there, of course. At just over a year old, North already has a gold toilet and $1 million in jewelry, so we're guessing Kim and 'Ye probably won't turn out to be the harshest disciplinarians.

Still in the wake of the Adrian Peterson child abuse scandal, it's comforting to hear that there are famous parents who don't think a "switch" is the answer to every behavioral issue.

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have a reason to celebrate today:

The couple has been married for 73 days, meaning many wagers have been lost by those who didn't think Kimye would last longer than Kumphries, the unofficial nickname given to Kim and Kris Humphries that never caught on for some reason.

So, how did West and Kardashian celebrate this milestone?

By taking child North West to the studio with daddy in honor of Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, an event captured on Instagram by his mom:

North West at Work

We make fun of Kim a lot (because she's a terrible human being), but we can think of no snark to include along with this picture.

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Move over, Prince George. There's a new little walker in town.

Kim Kardashian just confirmed via Instagram that her one-year old just took her first steps, posting an adorable photo of mother kissing daughter and writing as a caption:

Our baby girl finished one week of swimming lessons today then took her 1st steps right when she got out of the pool!!!! Mommy & Daddy are so proud of you!!!! 

Kiss for North West

THG likes to bring the snark when it comes to this family, but not even we can think of a joke to make her.

Congrats, Nori. Now you're (literally) one step closer to running far, far away from your annoying parents. (Look at that, we did come up with a joke after all!)

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Kim Kardashian has a message for those who says she neglects her daughter:

NEGLECT THIS!

In the wake of North West's first birthday party on Saturday - which has been dubbed Kidchella and which featured a ferris wheel, a moon bounce, a tipi and other items the child herself couldn't use - Kim has released a new photo of her, North and Kanye West.

Celebrating North

“Our baby girl’s 1st birthday party! #kidchella,” Kardashian wrote as a simple caption to the image, turning a personal family event into a hashtag.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have gone all-out for North West's first birthday, but across the Internet, many have been critical of tjhe A-list couple's casual approach to parenting.

Fans on Twitter have dubbed Kimye's daughter "Ignori" or "Norphan" and several users have apparently made it their mission to publicly call Kim out as a negligent mom.

Morning, Kim and Nori!
It's Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

Online hate for North's newlywed parents reached an all-time high last week as Kim and Kanye traveled the globe, sometimes separate from one another, often leaving their daughter in the care of nannies and family members.

At one point, Kim even placed North on a cross-country flight without her, so that she would be free to join Kanye in Europe.

Needless to say, that decision caused many to question the claim that Kim is a "strict" mom who's involved in every aspect of her daughter's life.

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