We aren't even gonna call the fashion police on Mischa Barton for the following accessory.
We're just gonna make a citizen's arrest and send the thin actress straight to jail.
In the following photograph, it looks like a bird carcass dropped from the sky and landed on Barton's head.
The only thing distracting our staff from the ridiculous hat is the equally ridiculous-looking dude with his arm around Mischa. Is this her new boyfriend, British comedian Noel Fielding?
If so, it begs the question below...
Which is uglier: Mischa Barton's hat or her boyfriend?