Noel Fielding is a British comedian. He's known for his role as Vince Noir in The Mighty Boosh, a movie he co-wrote with fellow actor...

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We aren't even gonna call the fashion police on Mischa Barton for the following accessory.

We're just gonna make a citizen's arrest and send the thin actress straight to jail.

Minka Kelly Emmys Dress

In the following photograph, it looks like a bird carcass dropped from the sky and landed on Barton's head.

The only thing distracting our staff from the ridiculous hat is the equally ridiculous-looking dude with his arm around Mischa. Is this her new boyfriend, British comedian Noel Fielding?

If so, it begs the question below...

Which is uglier: Mischa Barton's hat or her boyfriend?