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Noah Cyrus is starting to grow up.

No, fortunately she is yet to cut her hair, Twerk or take off all her clothes like sister Miley Cyrus, but little Noah turned 14 years old today. 14!

Anyone who has followed Miley since the days of Hannah Montana can remember this cutie as a mere toddler.

Noah Cyrus Red Carpet Pic

The occasional actress appeared on that former series from time to time and actually began acting at the age of three.

She hasn't done much on the big or small screen in years, but Noah will still be coming to a living room near you in 2014: she is part of the Cyrus family YouTube channel, which, yes, actually exists.

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Noah Cyrus turns 10 years old today.

Miley's younger sister only has to wait about another two decades now until the attire she's known to wear, such as the outfit below, is age appropriate:

Noah Cyrus Pic

In all seriousness, we do fear for Noah's future. Someone has to alert the Cyrus family that it's okay to let her remain a kid for awhile.

That means no more encouraging of her to sing "Smack That" and no more allowing her to be seen in public in less clothing than Pamela Anderson typically wears.

Hear that, Billy Ray, Tish and Miley? We've got our eyes on you!

For now, we ask readers to send in both their birthday wishes to Noah Cyrus and their advice for her on how to enjoy her childhood while it lasts.

Noah Cyrus Biography

Noah Cyrus Photo Noah Cyrus is the younger sister of Miley Cyrus. She clearly wants to follow in the famous footsteps of her siblings, as Noah has starred... More »
Born
Birthplace
Nashville, Tennessee
Full Name
Noah Lindsey Cyrus
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