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Did you not get enough Miley Cyrus in 2013?

Good news... plenty more of Miley is on the way in 2014! Along with her entire family!

The Cyrus clan announced this week the creation of "Seriously Cyrus," a YouTube channel that will feature such programs as:

  • Totally Tish (with Tish Cyrus).
  • Sunday Sessions (with Billy Ray)
  • Take 2 (which will involve Noah Cyrus remaking classic film scenes with her friends)
  • Seriously Social (with Brandi Cyrus recapping the family's Twitter and Instagram posts)

Trace Cyrus will also make appearances, though it's unlikely how often we'll see Miley herself.

She does have a very busy career and all, and that's before she even started her campaign to Free the Nipple.

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Move over, Miley Cyrus. Another star would like a moment in the scandalous spotlight - and you know her pretty well.

A cameraman captured Noah Cyrus - 13-year old Noah Cyrus - driving around Los Angeles yesterday with her father, Billy Ray, sitting proudly in the passenger's seat.

California law requires one to be 15-and-a-half before one can obtain a learner's permit, but check out this photo of Noah behind the wheel. The Cyrus family just can't stop making headlines, can it?

Noah Cyrus doesn't turn legal driving age for another 20 months and Billy Ray is yet to respond to calls asking about this incident.

But don't hold your breath for authorities to step in and ticket the law-breaking young lady. Because no officer actually caught Noah in the act, nothing can be done about it now.

On the bright side, at least the 13-year was fully dressed.

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Tish Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus made it official last night:

They are filing for divorce.

And while the news doesn't come as a major shock - the couple has been through such difficulties in the past they nearly split in the fall of 2010 as well - it's still having a profound affect on your Noah Cyrus.

Noah Cyrus Photograph

In response to the sad announcement, the 13-year old sister of Miley Cyrus Tweeted a basic message today:

"Please pray for me and my family. Xxo."

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Miley Cyrus enjoyed a family reunion of sorts on Sunday night.

The singer and three of her siblings (Braison, Brandi and Noah) joined parents Billy Ray and Tish backstage at New York City's Ambassador Theater, where Billy Ray is starring in the Broadway musical Chicago.

Miley Cyrus and Family

The members don't see a lot of each other, but at least things are looking up after Billy Ray rambled last year about Miley being attacked by Satan.

So glad to be back with my daddy (@billyraycyrus) for the first time in 3 MONTHS!! He was so great on broadway," Tweeted Noah, while Miley added:

"What a dope morning. So many fans outside my hotel this a.m. in NYC. If there's this much chaos NOW imagine when I drop this record! #ohsnap."

Yup, a new Miley Cyrus album is on the way, fans. Get excited.

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Miley and Noah Cyrus hope you have a healthy holiday season.

In the following video, the sisters are at home and are sending a message to fans: merry Christmas and happy New Year! Oh, and also listen to all of Miley's plans for 2011.

The singer makes no mention of her recent salvia scandal, as the public seems divided over whether or not she should issue any kind of apology or explanation. What do you think?

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It's been at least a few days since we posted a clip of Noah Cyrus singing along to some inappropriate song and asked if her parents had simply given up at this point or what.

The same thing can't exactly be said this time, as Miley's sister almost comes across as cute (as opposed to creepy) in the following video.

Dancing around to to Justin Bieber's "Bigger," the 10-year has a question for the 16-year old: Will you marry me?

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We wish we were making this up: Noah Cyrus and a friend are the main (extremely young) faces of a new clothing line... of children's lingerie!

It's called "Ooh! La, La Couture" and it's pretty much a collection of French Maid outfits. Nice.

Watch a video of Noah and Miley Cyrus, with the former shilling for her clothing line, below.

This isn't the first time 10-year old Noah has been involved in an age inappropriate activity:

She wore this outfit during a red carpet appearance last year; and more recently sung about getting crunked and brushing her teeth with Jack Daniels.

Runs in the family?

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Noah Cyrus is at it again.

Miley's little sister has released yet another age inappropriate video, as she's gone from singing about smacking buttocks on the floor to getting crunked all night long.

Indeed, 10-year old Noah lip synchs to Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" in the clip below. Yes, it's nice to see a little girl that's responsible enough to brush her teeth every night. But with a bottle of Jack? That isn't right...

We know you loved Miley's stripper routine, Billy Ray Cyrus. But can you please put a stop to this before it's too late?

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Noah Cyrus turns 10 years old today.

Miley's younger sister only has to wait about another two decades now until the attire she's known to wear, such as the outfit below, is age appropriate:

Noah Cyrus Pic

In all seriousness, we do fear for Noah's future. Someone has to alert the Cyrus family that it's okay to let her remain a kid for awhile.

That means no more encouraging of her to sing "Smack That" and no more allowing her to be seen in public in less clothing than Pamela Anderson typically wears.

Hear that, Billy Ray, Tish and Miley? We've got our eyes on you!

For now, we ask readers to send in both their birthday wishes to Noah Cyrus and their advice for her on how to enjoy her childhood while it lasts.

Noah Cyrus Biography

Noah Cyrus Photo Noah Cyrus is the younger sister of Miley Cyrus. She clearly wants to follow in the famous footsteps of her siblings, as Noah has starred... More »
Born
Birthplace
Nashville, Tennessee
Full Name
Noah Lindsey Cyrus
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