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We wish we were making this up: Noah Cyrus and a friend are the main (extremely young) faces of a new clothing line... of children's lingerie!

It's called "Ooh! La, La Couture" and it's pretty much a collection of French Maid outfits. Nice.

Watch a video of Noah and Miley Cyrus, with the former shilling for her clothing line, below.

This isn't the first time 10-year old Noah has been involved in an age inappropriate activity:

She wore this outfit during a red carpet appearance last year; and more recently sung about getting crunked and brushing her teeth with Jack Daniels.

Runs in the family?

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Noah Cyrus is at it again.

Miley's little sister has released yet another age inappropriate video, as she's gone from singing about smacking buttocks on the floor to getting crunked all night long.

Indeed, 10-year old Noah lip synchs to Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" in the clip below. Yes, it's nice to see a little girl that's responsible enough to brush her teeth every night. But with a bottle of Jack? That isn't right...

We know you loved Miley's stripper routine, Billy Ray Cyrus. But can you please put a stop to this before it's too late?

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Noah Cyrus turns 10 years old today.

Miley's younger sister only has to wait about another two decades now until the attire she's known to wear, such as the outfit below, is age appropriate:

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In all seriousness, we do fear for Noah's future. Someone has to alert the Cyrus family that it's okay to let her remain a kid for awhile.

That means no more encouraging of her to sing "Smack That" and no more allowing her to be seen in public in less clothing than Pamela Anderson typically wears.

Hear that, Billy Ray, Tish and Miley? We've got our eyes on you!

For now, we ask readers to send in both their birthday wishes to Noah Cyrus and their advice for her on how to enjoy her childhood while it lasts.

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Sorry, Miley Cyrus supporters. But you can no longer wonder why your role model was named the Worst Celebrity Influence of 2009.

After all, she's apparently been showing little sister Noah Cyrus just what she and Liam Hemsworth do in the bedroom.

Backstage at a concert this week, Miley and a few dancers whooped and hollered in encouragement as the nine-year old danced to Akon's "Smack That" and sung lyrics that include:

Smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, 'til you get sore
Smack that, oh ooh

Watch below, as Noah possibly gets bent over, looks back and sees her older sister cheering on her inappropriate antics:

Remember Noah's Halloween outfit, too? The Cyrus family has this tyke primed to pose for Playboy and/or sleep with Tiger Woods as soon as she turns 18.

Shame on them.

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To many people, Adam Lambert's American Music Awards performance was offensive and, therefore, they are pleased with ABC for perpetually punishing the artist.

To members of our staff, however, Miley Cyrus is a far worse role model for today's youth than last season's American Idol runner-up.

For example, the young singer has created the "Hoedown Throwdown," a song/routine in which she challenges someone on stage to a dance-off. It's a cute idea, but we're not sure if a 17-year old with Miley's dating history should be involved in anything titled a "hoedown."

We're also not sure if she should drag her little sister into it.

But during a concert in Miami this week, Miley and Noah Cyrus hoedowned and threwdown with one another. You tell us: is this adorable or unacceptable?

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Noah Cyrus is nine years old. She makes Ali Lohan look like a senior citizen.

Still, did Miley's sister dress as a witch for a Halloween party hosted by actress Jamie Lee Curtis this weekend? No. A cheerleader? Guess again. A policewoman? Please.

The tyke apparently received permission from her parents to walk a red carpet in the following outfit:

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Looks like Noah Cyrus dressed like her sibling for Halloween. [Photo: Splash News]

We're not sure why we're surprised, considering Billy Ray Cyrus' jovial reaction to his other daughter making like a stripper in front of millions.

Guess we were under the impression he'd draw the line at inappropriate attire for a girl that's four years away from being a teenger. Our bad.

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We think Ali Lohan, at 15, is far too young to be following in her troubled sister's famous footsteps, as the teenager (who looks 37) has made no secret of the fact that she yearns for fame and fortune.

But nine-year old Noah Cyrus, already making YouTube videos, just like her sister Miley? That's truly depressing.

The youngest Cyrus offspring is adorable in the clip below; we just want her to remain that way. If Noah is soon posing seductively for Vanity Fair, we're coming after you, Miley!

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When Miley Cyrus is away, Justin Gaston will play... with her sister!

The hunky boyfriend of the actress was spotted this week going on a bicycle ride with eight-year old Noah Cyrus. Justin really knows how to endear himself to the family.

Justin Gaston could learn something from Noah Cyrus: Wear a helmet, man!

And where was Miley during this rendezvous?  Perhaps finding a new man, or 20.

While performing in England on BBC’s Switch Live show, Miley gave a shout out to British boys.

“I’ve already fallen in love with 20 guys since I’ve been here,” the Hannah Montana star said. “The accents sound so intelligent. I love the way the guys are so classy and wear trenchcoats… I’ve phoned my dad and told him not to expect me home. I want to live here.”

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