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Snooki is showing off her maternal side.

The main man in the Jersey Shore star's life is Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, born just a couple of weeks ago. Like her co-stars, he's loud and up at all hours of the night!

Snook seems like she's taken to motherhood and her changing lifestyle well, at least for the time being. The star (real name Nicole Polizzi) is all about momming.

"I love you," she tweeted Saturday, with this cute pic:

Snooki and Baby Photo

Will she be a perennial Mom of the Year contender? That remains to be seen, but in the early going, she seems quite smitten with her new role, and her little man.

"Ugh just looking at Lorenzo and I start crying happy tears!" the 24-year-old former train wreck wrote last week. "I've never been so happy in my life!!!"

Snooki and fiance Jionni Lavalle have been adjusting to parenthood, and that means occasionally fighting off insults from those who say they're not ready.

"I'm surprised your pump bra doesn't pump alcohol instead of milk," one user wrote on Twitter, to which Snooki replied: "Good one. Move on already."

Point, Snook.

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Snooki is loving life - and her newly-expanded family - in the 36 hours since she gave birth to a baby boy named Lorenzo Dominic LaValle in Livingston, N.J.

The Jersey Shore star has taken to Twitter to gush about ... everything.

"Being a mom is an amazing feeling!!!" she tweeted saying little Enzo is "My World". And "I love my little man to death! Jionni is such a cute dad."

"Post birth isn't so comfy and glamorous. But my son is FABULOUS."

Snookie Snickers

Later, Snooki expressed her appreciation to the many peeps who have sent congratulatory messages, including but not limited to the Jersey Shore cast.

"Thank you all for your love and support!! Lorenzo loves all you guys already!" she wrote ... while struggling to get any decent shut-eye.

"Hardly any sleep but SO worth it!" she noted.

Not that pregnancy ending isn't without perks.

"I'm finally able to eat eggs again!" Snooki wrote. "While I was pregnant I couldn't even smell them! Now I'm killing it with egg whites!!!"

Good to know, Snooks. Good to know. Congrats again to the reality star and fiance Jionni LaValle, who proposed to her earlier this year.

Will Nicole be a good mom?

 

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Jenelle Evans RIPPED Snooki this week for being a bad mother ... before she's even become a mother and because of a quote Snooki probably didn't say.

Not known for her fact-checking or calm demeanor, this one.

Evans Tweeted out of nowhere: "omg, no offense... but u call ME a bad mother... but look what @snooki said about her baby... thats straight F--KED UP."

What did Snooki supposedly say about her unborn baby?

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Jenelle Evans linked to a Reddit photo of Snooki with the quote, "There is no way I'm changing any diapers when my baby is born. That is disgusting."

"That's what maids are for and babysitters. I don't have time for that. I'll have them do that stuff. I'll be there for the good parts, like dressing my son up, making sure he got style. You don't have to cook or clean or change diapers to be a good mother."

"My son will have everything he wants. He's going to be a little star like his mommy."

That's a pretty terrible quote ... but there's no evidence Snooki ever said it. She's mused about her fetus cheering on her orgasms, yes, but nothing like this.

Also, when was the last time Jenelle even SAW Jace? Just asking.

Later, Evans tweeted again, saying, "hahahahaha what did @snooki say back to me? she blocked me from twitter... figures. cant take criticism like i can."

Right Jenelle. We're sure that's it. Hours later, Snook wrote: "FYI, I can't wait to change sh---y diapers & I don't even believe in maids. Just sayin."

True enough ... have you seen the squalor Snooki lives in?!

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A slightly less orange Snooki is the latest celebrity to post a photo of herself on Twitter, totally and completely makeup free.

"My clean canvas before I get artistic," the 24-year old reality star wrote along with the photo on Monday, as she joins the likes of Lady Gaga and Kim Kardashian as stars that have given followers an intimate look at themselves over the past few weeks.

Snooki, No Makeup

Snooki, of course, is expecting her first child this year, a boy with fiancé Jionni LaValle.

As a result, she's often been forced to go more natural than usual, especially when it comes to her beloved hobby of tanning. But she's managing to get by.

"When I tan once, it stays forever," she recently told E! News. "I have that natural dark skin. Even if I didn't tan for two years, I would still be tan."

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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's closet is a fashion destination none of us would ever wish to raid, but she gave us a glimpse of it on Twitter just the same.

The pregnant Jersey Shore starlet shared a pic of her massive closet, its shelves packed with her signature over-the-top outfits and accessories.

"My closet = my sanctuary," the 24-year-old tweeted to more than 4.8 million followers who should really have their heads examined Wednesday.

Snooki in the Closet

Ever since Jionni LaValle got Snooki pregnant, rumors have been swirling that she may soon be phased out of the show that made her a star.

Still, the Princess of F*%king Poughkeepsie should be able to afford her vibrant outfits, most of them sans underwear, for the foreseeable future.

In a new report in Parade, Snooki is expected to earn a whopping $1.6 million this year. You may hurl yourself off the nearest building on cue.

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While Selena Gomez's new tattoo blatantly proclaims her love for Justin Bieber, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi opted to get link that signifies love in the broader sense.

Snooki's new shoulder tattoo, which she posted a photo of on Twitter over the weekend, features what looks like a large crown, heart and pearls on a pink bow.

She wrote on Twitter: "MY NEW TAT. BADASS." Agree? Peep it:

Snooki Tattoo

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Snooki. One name says it all. Combine the Jersey Shore star with the many Kardashian sisters and their mom and you've got a match made in Twitter pic heaven.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom celebrated their anniversary Monday night, and Snook stopped by, as did The Spin Crowd's Jonathan Cheban and his bad hair.

Kris and Kim on Ellen

She was "taking shots and pictures," says an attendee. "Everyone was laughing." Kim Kardashian herself said "What a special night! Tonight was pure love!"

Snooki then posted the following photos. Enjoy.

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Snooki.

The nickname itself doesn't exactly imply a lot of activity going on upstairs, if you get what we are talking about, and Nicole Polizzi's general behavior over the past eight months or so confirms she's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Sombrero Style

This surpasses even our loftiest expectations for her stupidity, however.

Word on the street is that the Jersey Shore star accidentally Tweeted her BlackBerry PIN. Snooki has 314,171 followers. You can probably see where this is going.

The ensuing wave of messages rendered her BlackBerry useless.

NOTE: Follow THG on Twitter. Even if you really want us to Tweet about your BlackBerry PIN for some reason, we don't have nearly that many followers.

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Talk about a battle of larger-than-life MTV personalities.

With Heidi Montag's show The Hills ending its run this week (with no sign of the plastic princess) and Snooki's hit Jersey Shore kicking off its second season July 29, the two ladies have somehow gotten themselves into a hilarious feud.

Asked by Perez Hilton if Jersey Shore would consider taking Heidi on, Snooki replied: "I will punch her in the face because I don't like her. She had too many surgeries. She looks like an alien and guidettes don't look like aliens, just saying."

LOL.

"Guidettes don't look like aliens." - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Asked if there's a reason she hates Heidi Montag, she said: "I don't know [if she said anything about me]. I don't research Heidi because she's nothing to me."

Great stuff. Although when asked about her own pop culture relevance, the Jersey Shore star revealed her business model, which is quite to that of The Hills diva.

"I'm trying to do as much as I can right now. I have a clothing line coming out, then my hair [line] is Snook-it, [using] hairspray and a teasing comb," she said.

"My book's coming out about how I view the world."

How Heidi views Snooki is pretty unfavorable after she caught wind of the Oompa Loompa's feelings from Perez's Tweets (click here to follow THG on Twitter).

She responded: "@PerezHilton for a girl who was punched in the face I would think she of all people would know that is not a funny thing to joke about."

The 'Tag added: "@PerezHilton You have also been punched so I would think you would understand that is crossing the line and I don't think that is funny."

Who would win in a fight?

 

Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki
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