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Snooki threw her longtime best friend JWoww a surprise baby shower earlier this year, and the cake was revealed this week on MTV's Snooki & JWoww.

There are no words to describe how awesome slash terrible it is.

Seriously, just let this sink in and see how it makes you feel ...

Vagina Cake

We're sorry if chocolate sprinkles have been forever ruined for you after seeing this creation, one of the most shocking things we've seen on TV in awhile.

And we watch TV online a lot, people.

“It’s like push cake, like get ready to push the baby out of your vag!” Snooki quipped to the then-preggers JWoww, proceeding to explain the cake in detail.

“The cherries resemble the placenta and the blood when the baby comes out,” Snooki said. “And then add the [chocolate] sprinkles for little pubes."

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Snooki & JWOWW Season 4, the Jersey Shore spinoff's farewell season, kicks off Wednesday, November 5 with the first of its final 12 episodes on MTV.

Needless to say, with two babies to be born and one wedding to be thrown between them, the two best friends are ending their reality TV careers in style.

Check out the fourth and final season Snooki & JWOWW trailer below:

The duo's respective fiances, Jionni LaValle and Roger Mathews, and their new babies will also star as the duo takes on motherhood and upcoming nuptials.

Quite the contrast from when the two first starred on the network, no?

Trading in beer for baby bottles and smushing for nursing, it's been a long, strange trip for the reality stars, who have been together every step of the way.

Through it all, they are bonded for life, and wouldn't change a thing.

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Snooki is a mom for the second time! The Jersey Shore star gave birth to her second child with fiance Jionni LaValle earlier today, and it's a girl!

"So happy to let you know we had our beautiful daughter this morning Giovanna Marie LaValle ... 6.7 lbs, full head of black hair & perfect," she tweeted.

Snooki, Jionni and Lorenzo

The reality star took to social media quite often to keep fans in the loop of her second pregnancy, sharing adorable baby bump photos and more.

Her soon-to-be two-year-old son Lorenzo often got in on the cuteness, and workout fanatic Snooki made sure to keep up with her fitness, too.

There's no question where her priorities lie these days.

"No matter what happens in life, I will ALWAYS be a strong mother for my son and future daughter. My life is you," Snooki wrote with one recent pic.

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Pregnancy is a wonderful thing, but as Snooki tells pregnant BFF JWoww in a text message conversation she shared publicly, it can also be a literal pain.

"Sleep safe and keep hydrated, no Advil or Aleve," Snook texted in an exchange with JWoww Christmas night. "No pushing on the toilet either."

"Yes mom!" replied JWoww (a.k.a. Jenni Farley).

Snooki, JWoww Photo

Potential hemorrhoids aside, Farley, 27, made it clear she's over the moon to be expecting her first child next year with her fiance Roger Mathews.

Her longtime love got JWoww pregnant recently, as confirmed by an online greeting card with a photo of the ultrasound. The Jersey Shore alum wrote:

"We are so excited to share this new chapter of our lives with you as we become parents and create more memories with a new addition to our family!"

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"No more kooka or cartwheels. I'm a mom now." - Snooki

Jersey Shore goes off the air for good after its finale Thursday, December 20. Snooki and JWoww, however, will be continuing the party on Season 2 of their spinoff.

The main event? Pregnant Snook gettin' ready to pop!

Snooki & JWoww Season 2 features Nicole Polizzi not only giving birth to son Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, but struggling with all that motherhood entails.

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Consider MTV your place to throw it down on New Year's Eve.

Jersey Shore's Snooki and JWoww will host MTV's Club NYE 2013, which will air from Times Square in New York December 31, ringing in 2013 in style.

Jersey style, people.

J-Woww and Snooki

The party girls will be joined by some A-list music talent including Ke$ha, Ne-Yo, Sean Kingston, Rita Ora and Conor Maynard, with the Knocks serving as house DJ.

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After being denied by several New Jersey towns, Snooki & JWoww have found a new place to live, and the residents of their new town aren't pleased.

495 Productions, the producers of Jersey Shore as well as Snooki & JWoww, had trouble finding a location to film Season 2 of the duo's reality show.

The small town of Manchester stepped up to the plate, though ... much to the chagrin of the Manchester natives who have to live next to them.

Snooki and JWoww Photo

Some of their close neighbors say they had no idea Snooki and JWoww were rolling into the small Garden State town 80 miles south of N.Y. City.

When they called the town to complain, they were told the mayor already signed off, so too bad ... for him, the next time he runs for reelection.

Concerned residents were told 495 would go door-to-door to "address the situation," but several neighbors tell us that hasn't actually happened.

What would they say anyway? Meanwhile, with pregnant Snooki ready to pop any second, crew members have been seen setting up equipment.

Say a prayer for Manchester.

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Snooki and JWoww will not be welcome in Toms River or Point Pleasant, New Jersey, during the second season of their Jersey Shore spinoff show.

The Point Pleasant Beach Council unanimously voted against a request to tape the Snooki & JWoww there; Toms River negged a similar request.

Guess they gotta need to keep the quota of overly tanned girls with giant fake boobs saying inane things to a minimum ... or at least limit the traffic.

Snooki, JWoww Photo

Season 1 was filmed in Jersey City, N.J., after Hoboken negged them. Jersey Shore itself is filmed in Seaside Heights, further down the Atlantic coast.

Although it doesn't have a location yet, Season 2 of Snooki & JWoww will be an entertaining ride to say the least, given all that should transpire.

"It would probably be up to my labor and [my baby] being born," Snooki told E! News, though she adds that things won't be too intimate.

Thank goodness.

"[Fiancé Jionni Lavelle] wants [the birth] to be private and I totally respect him for that," she said. "But I'm going to record it for myself."

"I want to remember that moment. And I want to show Lorenzo when he's like 16 in front of all his friends and really embarrass him."

At this rate, let's just hope the hot mess can find a hospital that will allow her in the door. Tip: Check in as Nicole Polizzi, not Snooki.

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Snooki & JWoww, a half-hour Jersey Shore spinoff, premiered on MTV last night.

It was ... exactly what you think it was. Snooki and JWoww just livin' life!

Of course, we already knew the main storyline coming in, given that the gals are bona fide celebrity gossip staples at this point - Snook's preggers.

Still, not everything about the show, in which the Shore stars move into a Jersey City, N.J., apartment, was telegraphed. Some of it was even funny.

Let's break it down, THG +/- style!

Snooki and JWoww Photo

JWoww, on prepping to put her partying ways behind her and settle down: "I'm 'bout to hit 30 in a coupla years, and that's it." Girl, you're 26. Minus 9.

The scene in which Snooki tells Jenni she's pregnant and engaged was evidently not staged, as JWoww is SURE Nicole is kidding and it's a joke. Plus 50.

"Instead of life throwing me a curveball, it threw me a spermball ... obviously." - Snooki. Clearly written for her by MTV, but still, nice one! Plus 8.

"Jionni proposed and I'm engaged," Nicole Polizzi insists. "I swear!" "No, you're not," Jenni Farley says. "You would've told me!!" She just did! Minus 1.

"Like, who lives in a firehouse?" says Snooki, re: their new digs. Firemen, or reality stars basically. Either way, looks like a pretty cool place, so Plus 5.

JWoww isn't sad about Snooki about being pregnant, just about being late for their apartment hunting and leaving her sitting on a stoop alone. Minus 5.

Plus 20 for the guy ogling the pair out of a car window.

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Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki
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