Snooki threw her longtime best friend JWoww a surprise baby shower earlier this year, and the cake was revealed this week on MTV's Snooki & JWoww.
There are no words to describe how awesome slash terrible it is.
Seriously, just let this sink in and see how it makes you feel ...
We're sorry if chocolate sprinkles have been forever ruined for you after seeing this creation, one of the most shocking things we've seen on TV in awhile.
And we watch TV online a lot, people.
“It’s like push cake, like get ready to push the baby out of your vag!” Snooki quipped to the then-preggers JWoww, proceeding to explain the cake in detail.
“The cherries resemble the placenta and the blood when the baby comes out,” Snooki said. “And then add the [chocolate] sprinkles for little pubes."