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We love us some Jersey Shore, but this week let us down a little.

Last week's epic throwdown would have been a fitting end to the South Beach venture, wrapping up the sophomore season of the MTV hit at an even 10 episodes.

After that scintillating drama, this week felt like filler.

Still, THG's here as always to break down the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the show in its patented +/- recap below ...

Ron and Sam Pic

Ronnie and Sammi scenes make for a Jersey Snore.

Angelina Pivarnick is gone, and we have to give that a Minus 15. Painful as she can be at times, that spark, that common enemy, was sorely lacking Thursday. Sigh.

JWoww: "I like my boobs." Money does buy nice things. Plus 4.

Totally random, but Plus 13 for last night's Bones. Follow the link to see why. If The Situation actually guest starred like they wanted, we might score it even higher.

Wanting to save a lobster, Snooki and JWoww thought lobsters ate insects and put it in a bowl of fresh water. Public schools, you get an EPIC FAIL. And a Minus 12.

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Oh, Angeliner. We're sort of going to miss you.

The second-grade grammar, the lack of personal hygiene, the drama. The house won't be the same, even if it's better off without this classy Staten Island product.

Following many near-fights and one epic throwdown, Angelina Pivarnick bid farewell to Jersey Shore for the second straight year. Like we said, for the best.

As always, THG's here to break down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the show in its patented +/- recap below ...

Eff Off

Angelina Pivarnick summed up in a single image.

Angelina Pivarnick deserves a Plus 10 right off the bat for getting every single cast member - most of whom are genuinely nice people despite their trashy antics - to despise her. A rare feat. Drama sometimes happens, but this girl just creates it.

"I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds," Snooki stated. "She goes to Vinny and she's trying to go to what's-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you wanna make out with me, just ask. I will say yes." Gross, really? Minus 8.

Pauly D is seriously wifing up his Cuban girl! Plus 5.

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Snooki's list of criteria for a boyfriend is quite simple.

If you're hilariously fake-tanned, ridiculously ripped (possibly with the aid of HGH or other steroids) and like to "get it in" a lot, step right up, fellas.

Tonight on Jersey Shore, the future novelist (real name Nicole Polizzi) makes a list of 20 qualities she wants in a guy. He better be a nympho, for one.

Snooki Snickers

What HGH-using meathead guido could resist this?

A tan, guido "juicehead" who likes to party and "isn't a jerk-off" would also be ideal. Can she and JWoww track down such an upstanding character?

They're certainly gonna try, and the tanned twsome has already pinpointed the potential target locations: "The gym, the beach, Ed Hardy store."

Foolproof really. Follow the jump for a clip from tonight ...

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Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was hospitalized, likely for alcohol poisoning, during the filming of the show's second season in Miami's South Beach.

Snooki's scary incident occurred during a wild night at a club, Dream, after which she was so drunk, she had to be "carried out by the show's producers."

She was rushed to a local Miami hospital for suspected alcohol poisoning.

Drunk Snooki

DRUNK SNOOKI: We know. It's redundant. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The incident had been kept a closely-guarded secret until it emerged that the show's top brass decided to cut it out of last Thursday's Jersey Shore episode.

Last week, a visibly drunk Snooki was seen playing with co-star JWoww and her boyfriend Tom Lippolis' feet as they were attempted to get their smush on.

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Silly us. We will never again doubt Jersey Shore's ability to lower the bar. Just when you think it cannot get more tasteless or hilarious, you are proven wrong.

Not one week goes by that we, as viewers, aren't introduced to fist fights, terrible grammar, pseudonyms for bodily functions and thoroughly revolting situations.

As always, THG's here to break down all the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the show in its patented +/- recap below ...

JWOWW and Tom

JWoww and her Guido Du Jour have it out.

Plus 9 for the stomach-churning double entendre of the episode title, "Dirty Pad."

JWoww and her man solve arguments by picking each other’s noses. Minus 2.

Angelina, Ron and Sam take Jose out for his birthday. Ron: "Jose is definitely getting played. (pause) Like a piano. He's getting cheated on by a dirty piano." Plus 11.

Angelina takes Jose into the Smush Room but refuses to hook up with him. Minus 3. Then she lies about hooking up with him in the Smush Room. Minus 4 more.

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UM, HELLO!? Angelina Pivarnick was the most hated member of the Jersey Shore cast to begin with, but may be sinking to even greater depths now.

What a difference a few weeks make on the Shore. Jeff Miranda, who proposed to Snooki just weeks ago, is now reportedly hitting it with Angeliner.

The pair had dinner plans Sunday night at Rio Rodizio in Union, N.J., just one night after the two were spotted "hanging out" at the 118 Lounge.

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SMUSH IT REAL GOOD: Jeff apparently wants to ... weird.

"Yeah, I was at 118 Lounge last night with Angelina," Miranda said, not elaborating on whether Pivarnick is or will be DTF. "We were hanging out."

It's amazing these two are getting along after a tumultuous relationship that featured Angelina roughed him up in a New York strip club melee.

But what's one microphone to the face between friends looking to mutually stick it to Snooki - and each other, in a different manner of speaking?

No word on when J-Woww plans to fight both simultaneously. If there's one thing you can count on, it's her throwing down for her girl. And taking HGH.

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They've gotten their share of flak, but the cast of Jersey Shore does not buy into criticism that their show is bad for the Garden State, or society in general.

Vinny Guadagnino says he is used to it, but it still bothers him.

The Jersey Shore Cast Photo

Jersey Shore: Bad for society or harmless fun? [Photo: Splash News Online]

"One time we were in a bar and a guy walked by and said, 'You are everything that is wrong with this country today,'" he recalls. "I was taken aback. There's the economy, poverty, equal rights - and Jersey Shore is the worst thing?"

Hard to argue with that, but the show has haters in high places.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has said the MTV show is bad for the state, but Vin says "I think the Jersey Shore is awesome. It's fun, and it's entertaining."

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi insists they don't just party all the time, either.

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Last night on Jersey Shore, the fallout from Vinny's smushing session with Angelina lingered. Meanwhile, Situation exceeded even his own standards for creepiness.

Airing as the MTV Video Music Awards lead-in, the special Sunday episode did not lack for humor, drama or sleaziness. These people need to be tested. Now.

As always, THG is here to break down some of the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from "All in the Family" in its patented plus-minus recap below ...

Angelina and Jose

Poor Jose. Fool's getting straight up played by Angelina.

Angelina smushing Vinny while sort of dating Jose pissed off everyone in the house. Except Ronnie, who says she's got game. Hey, he's not a hypocrite! Plus 8.

The Situation is incredulous, calling her "the Staten Island Ferry ... everybody gets a ride, and it's free." LOL, but Minus 3, because "his boy" Ron is the same.

Snooki on Ange: "You had my sloppy seconds. Good for you. And obviously you're loosey goosey because he got in it." So wrong on so many levels. Minus 19.

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"I don't even know. Who knows, dog. That's the first time. That's the first time that has happened. But I'm a trooper! I'm The Situation, man!" - The Situation

What was Mike referring to in one of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes from last night? Hooking up with a chick at the club that was probably a dude, of course.

These things happen down at the shore. What else happened on Thursday's episode? Let's find out in THG's exclusive point-system recap of "Not So Shore" ...

The Situation and a Transvestie

The Situation works his game. With a man.

After hooking up with Vinny, Snooki says it was like "putting a watermelon in a pinhole." Umm. Minus 12 for the imagery of a watermelon and Snooki's pinhole.

Vinny likely contracts pink eye (again). Pauly D's diagnosis: "Your eyebrows are so bushy, they collect so much more bacteria than normal eyes would." Plus 9.

Speaking of Pauly D, dude got so freaking hammered he had to be helped into bed. Who does this guy think he is, Ronnie? Wash, because we still love Pauly.

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The mercurial Angelina Pivarnick apparently smashed a microphone in the face of Snooki’s boyfriend and threw drinks at him in a strip club brawl last night.

Just another day at the Jersey Shore ... or Manhattan, as it were.

Angelina was filming some web broadcast for Shovio at the Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club when Snooki’s boyfriend, Jeff Miranda showed up unannounced.

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  • A. Pivarnick Pic

Angelina had words for - and threw drinks at - of Jeff Miranda. Snooki's boyfriend apparently bore the brunt of a meltdown. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The Iraq War veteran, who proposed to Snooki on the cover of Steppin' Out magazine, began loudly accusing her co-star of trashing his reputation.

The pair has attacked each other publicly in the past, with Angelina questioning Jeff's motives and claiming he tried to date her as well as Snooki.

Miranda told the show’s host, Chaunce Hayden, that he had text messages from Angelina Pivarnick that he said proved she was involved with him.

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