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Rumors surrounding a Jersey Shore spinoff continue to surface, with the latest being that JWoww (Jenni Farley) has been given the boot from an all-new series that was supposed to co-star herself and Snooki (Nicole Polizzi).

According to Us Weekly, MTV prefers the Princess of Poughkeepsie solo.

Snooki Bites

DYNAMIC DUO: MTV reportedly prefers the smaller, orange half.

Executives think focusing on Snooki will be a bigger hit, so they pushed JWoww out," an insider says, although MTV refused comment on all things Jersey Shore.

The Snooki dating show rumor has also been shot down by the orange one herself, but that may be contractual, or the show may not be about just dating.

Snook is reportedly seeing Jionni LaValle now, which may play into the plans to find love on TV too. Who knows. Regardless, she's got a lot on her plate.

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Love it or hate it, you have to give South Park credit for not holding back. The Comedy Central staple spoofed Jersey Shore last night, and didn't stop there.

The writers took shots at The Real Housewives of New Jersey, as well as at famed Al-Qaeda shot-caller Osama bin Laden, who ended up being a hero of sorts.

It made for predictably funny and inapprorpiate South Park quotes as always.

South Park's guidos look almost as ridiculous as real-life ones.

In the episode, titled "New Jersey," Teresa Giudice from the RHONJ franchise is animated as the woman who likes to flip out when it comes to her family.

Snooki of Jersey Shore also got the cartoon treatment, but barely resembles a human being. Instead, she's a primitive, chain-smoking smoosh monster.

After coining the requisite new terms ("muff cabbage" ... wow), the gang decides to take a last stand against the Jerseyfication of the world. Giddy up.

Watch a clip of Snooki on South Park after the jump ...

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To be fair, THG's headline is a bit misleading here.

The Situation did not rear back and full on smack his fellow cast member Snooki on Jersey Shore. He did, however, refer to himself as the pimp of all pimps. Then, in an agitated state, he administered what he calls a "love tap" to our favorite guidette.

Not cool.

Snooki and The Situation Photo

The Situation-Snooki drama took place near the end of the episode.

When Sitch tried to round up the roomies after a night at the club, Snooki didn't wanna go. To get her attention, the self-proclaimed leader kinda gently slapped her.

"Don't f*%king slap me in the face and tell me that I need to go home," she responded, clearly not pleased. But he says he was just trying to avoid a bad Situation.

"Snooki sometimes drinks a little too much," he explained to MTV News. "She becomes less aware of her surroundings and unaware of what's going on."

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We love us some Jersey Shore, but this week let us down a little.

Last week's epic throwdown would have been a fitting end to the South Beach venture, wrapping up the sophomore season of the MTV hit at an even 10 episodes.

After that scintillating drama, this week felt like filler.

Still, THG's here as always to break down the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the show in its patented +/- recap below ...

Ron and Sam Pic

Ronnie and Sammi scenes make for a Jersey Snore.

Angelina Pivarnick is gone, and we have to give that a Minus 15. Painful as she can be at times, that spark, that common enemy, was sorely lacking Thursday. Sigh.

JWoww: "I like my boobs." Money does buy nice things. Plus 4.

Totally random, but Plus 13 for last night's Bones. Follow the link to see why. If The Situation actually guest starred like they wanted, we might score it even higher.

Wanting to save a lobster, Snooki and JWoww thought lobsters ate insects and put it in a bowl of fresh water. Public schools, you get an EPIC FAIL. And a Minus 12.

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Oh, Angeliner. We're sort of going to miss you.

The second-grade grammar, the lack of personal hygiene, the drama. The house won't be the same, even if it's better off without this classy Staten Island product.

Following many near-fights and one epic throwdown, Angelina Pivarnick bid farewell to Jersey Shore for the second straight year. Like we said, for the best.

As always, THG's here to break down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the show in its patented +/- recap below ...

Eff Off

Angelina Pivarnick summed up in a single image.

Angelina Pivarnick deserves a Plus 10 right off the bat for getting every single cast member - most of whom are genuinely nice people despite their trashy antics - to despise her. A rare feat. Drama sometimes happens, but this girl just creates it.

"I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds," Snooki stated. "She goes to Vinny and she's trying to go to what's-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you wanna make out with me, just ask. I will say yes." Gross, really? Minus 8.

Pauly D is seriously wifing up his Cuban girl! Plus 5.

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Snooki's list of criteria for a boyfriend is quite simple.

If you're hilariously fake-tanned, ridiculously ripped (possibly with the aid of HGH or other steroids) and like to "get it in" a lot, step right up, fellas.

Tonight on Jersey Shore, the future novelist (real name Nicole Polizzi) makes a list of 20 qualities she wants in a guy. He better be a nympho, for one.

Snooki Snickers

What HGH-using meathead guido could resist this?

A tan, guido "juicehead" who likes to party and "isn't a jerk-off" would also be ideal. Can she and JWoww track down such an upstanding character?

They're certainly gonna try, and the tanned twsome has already pinpointed the potential target locations: "The gym, the beach, Ed Hardy store."

Foolproof really. Follow the jump for a clip from tonight ...

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Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was hospitalized, likely for alcohol poisoning, during the filming of the show's second season in Miami's South Beach.

Snooki's scary incident occurred during a wild night at a club, Dream, after which she was so drunk, she had to be "carried out by the show's producers."

She was rushed to a local Miami hospital for suspected alcohol poisoning.

Drunk Snooki

DRUNK SNOOKI: We know. It's redundant. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The incident had been kept a closely-guarded secret until it emerged that the show's top brass decided to cut it out of last Thursday's Jersey Shore episode.

Last week, a visibly drunk Snooki was seen playing with co-star JWoww and her boyfriend Tom Lippolis' feet as they were attempted to get their smush on.

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Silly us. We will never again doubt Jersey Shore's ability to lower the bar. Just when you think it cannot get more tasteless or hilarious, you are proven wrong.

Not one week goes by that we, as viewers, aren't introduced to fist fights, terrible grammar, pseudonyms for bodily functions and thoroughly revolting situations.

As always, THG's here to break down all the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the show in its patented +/- recap below ...

JWOWW and Tom

JWoww and her Guido Du Jour have it out.

Plus 9 for the stomach-churning double entendre of the episode title, "Dirty Pad."

JWoww and her man solve arguments by picking each other’s noses. Minus 2.

Angelina, Ron and Sam take Jose out for his birthday. Ron: "Jose is definitely getting played. (pause) Like a piano. He's getting cheated on by a dirty piano." Plus 11.

Angelina takes Jose into the Smush Room but refuses to hook up with him. Minus 3. Then she lies about hooking up with him in the Smush Room. Minus 4 more.

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UM, HELLO!? Angelina Pivarnick was the most hated member of the Jersey Shore cast to begin with, but may be sinking to even greater depths now.

What a difference a few weeks make on the Shore. Jeff Miranda, who proposed to Snooki just weeks ago, is now reportedly hitting it with Angeliner.

The pair had dinner plans Sunday night at Rio Rodizio in Union, N.J., just one night after the two were spotted "hanging out" at the 118 Lounge.

  • Miranda Warning
  • A. Pivarnick Pic

SMUSH IT REAL GOOD: Jeff apparently wants to ... weird.

"Yeah, I was at 118 Lounge last night with Angelina," Miranda said, not elaborating on whether Pivarnick is or will be DTF. "We were hanging out."

It's amazing these two are getting along after a tumultuous relationship that featured Angelina roughed him up in a New York strip club melee.

But what's one microphone to the face between friends looking to mutually stick it to Snooki - and each other, in a different manner of speaking?

No word on when J-Woww plans to fight both simultaneously. If there's one thing you can count on, it's her throwing down for her girl. And taking HGH.

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They've gotten their share of flak, but the cast of Jersey Shore does not buy into criticism that their show is bad for the Garden State, or society in general.

Vinny Guadagnino says he is used to it, but it still bothers him.

The Jersey Shore Cast Photo

Jersey Shore: Bad for society or harmless fun? [Photo: Splash News Online]

"One time we were in a bar and a guy walked by and said, 'You are everything that is wrong with this country today,'" he recalls. "I was taken aback. There's the economy, poverty, equal rights - and Jersey Shore is the worst thing?"

Hard to argue with that, but the show has haters in high places.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has said the MTV show is bad for the state, but Vin says "I think the Jersey Shore is awesome. It's fun, and it's entertaining."

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi insists they don't just party all the time, either.

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Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki
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