Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Fashion Face-Off

Wow. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi from Jersey Shore actually looks semi-normal when you strip away the fake eyelashes and several gallons of lipstick and bronzer.

Seriously, she's demonstrably average looking!

The 24-year-old drunken maniac / reality star tweeted this all-natural photo of herself earlier today, with the caption "no make up today, and IDC [I Don't Care]."

Doesn't she look surprisingly decent? And probably 10 pounds lighter when you take off all that crap? You tell us. Check out these Snooki pics and vote on her best look!

Deena. JWoww. Effing Snooki.

Following the airing of a special Jersey Shore episode before the MTV Video Music Awards, its cast members took to the black carpet at the event in L.A.

Below, in the latest edition of THG's Fashion Face-Off series, two lovable oompa loompas and one amazonian behemoth square off in a clash of couture.

Read our Jersey Shore recap from earlier for the full rundown there, then vote on which of the three ladies was the best dressed at the VMAs below ...

Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester normally gets high marks for her fashion. Here, her top may or may not double as a fishing net ... economical at least.

Then we have Snooki. Sure, that thing looks straight off the Dancing With the Stars discard rack, but at least her cooca's not on display. Small victories.

Of these two very different celebs, whose style do you like better? Whose bright colors and sparkles do it for you? Vote in our fashion face-off below!