Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Dancing with the Stars

Some rumors are just too good to be true.

The latest on the Dancing With the Stars front was that Jersey Shore star Snooki would be trading her furry boots for ballroom attire and fight for the Mirror Ball.

A source close to the reality star, however, says she has no plans to follow in The Situation's footsteps, saying: "It's 100 percent false ... She's not doing it!"

Sadly, Snooki will only be on one show this fall.

Reps for ABC never comment on casting rumors, but this is one of the first times we can recall TMZ, which reported Snooki's casting, getting it wrong.

The lineup for DWTS Season 13 will be revealed on August 29 during an episode of Bachelor Pad with a two-hour premiere set for September 19.

Queen Latifah and Tiffani Thiessen were also rumored to be joining the cast in the same report that suggested Snooki. Stay tuned on those fronts.

We recently reported about how Dancing With the Stars producers are under pressure from ABC to cast actual celebrities and fewer D-listers such as Bristol Palin, Kate Gosselin and The Situation. Well, today they landed ...

Effing Snooki.

Break out the furry boots and trucker hats (and Bruno's "1" paddle). Supposedly, the cast can pick its own costumes this fall. Our vote is for this:

We already know watching Snooki fall down face first is entertaining, and she is a pretty big name these days (even if you hate the reason why).

Queen Latifah and White Collar star Tiffani Thiessen are also on board, as well, giving the show more celebrities to balance out Rob Kardashian.

Dancing With the Stars is actively courting NBA players, given their lockout sitch, although it's unclear if any ballers have signed on as of yet.

Shawn Marion of the world champion Mavericks turned down DWTS this month. The season begins in September after Bachelor Pad concludes.

Thoughts on these new additions?