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Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi from MTV's Jersey Shore, is now 25 years old.

Born in Chile and adopted by Italian-American parents, the 4'8" Snook drank and boned her way to reality TV stardom before - gasp - becoming a mom this year.

Even more shocking? She actually appears to be a pretty good one!

  • Snooki, Boobs
  • Snooki Mug Shot
  • Snooki, Makeup Free

Snooki. She is who she is. And she turned 25 on Black Friday.

Love or despise her, her tribulations on Jersey Shore have been the target of vitriolic disdain while giving the show an air of authenticity and mass appeal.

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Effing Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi from Jersey Shore, turns 24 today.

Born in Chile and adopted by Italian-American parents, the former high school cheerleader has gone on to achieve reality TV stardom and widespread popularity.

Well, at least the former. Say what you will about her (and we've said plenty), Snooki has become a household name, a brand and a lightning rod for controversy.

She goes hard. She gets it in. Her weight may exceed her IQ points (and she's 4'9" people). She blacks out and looks absolutely absurd. And we can't get enough of it.

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Effing Snook. She is who she is. And she's 24 today.

Love or despise her, Snook's tribulations on Jersey Shore have been the target of vitriolic disdain while giving the show an air of authenticity and an odd appeal.

She's the Princess of F*%king Poughkeepsie, b!tch. She may not know what a continent is, but she's richer than all of us, and what else would we talk about?!

Wish her a happy birthday below and reminisce about some of her finest moments from Seasons 1-4 of Jersey Shore that we've posted after the jump:

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America's favorite Oompa Loompa turns 23 today. Happy birthday, Snooki!

No, the big day wasn't any of the past 10 days or so that the Jersey Shore star has been celebrating it - that was just pregame! Today is the day of Snook!

Yesterday, we posted photos of her pre-birthday soiree. Today, it's a full-on tribute to all things Nicole Polizzi. The Princess of Poughkeepsie is all grown up:

Elegant Snooki

Elegance. Class. Snooki.

Click to enlarge plenty more Snooki pictures below and leave a comment wishing our girl a happy tanning, drinking and smush-filled 23rd birthday ...

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  • Princess Snooki

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Snooki from Jersey Shore turns 23 tomorrow, but like fellow November 23 birthday girl Miley Cyrus, she got the party underway early over the weekend.

Unlike Miley's birthday party, Lifestyles condoms sponsored it.

Between sucking face with JWoww, enjoying an intimate dinner for two with boyfriend Jionni LaValle and dressing up like a princess ... it was AWESOME.

Check out some photos from this unforgettable night ...

  • Snooki Birthday Cake
  • Birthday Troll
  • Jionni and Snooki
  • Princess Snooki
  • Snooki and Friend
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