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Pregnant Snooki is preparing hardcore for her impending arrival.

She's quit drinking, she's cut back on partying and she's no longer tanning. She's even getting practice with a stroller ... transporting a 30-pack of Coors Light.

If there were ever a picture worth 1,000 words ...

Snooki, Stroller, Beer

Sporting hot pink shades, a big brown shirt reading BOSS and her growing baby bump, Snooki looked more or less like her usual strollin' in Seaside Heights, N.J.

The beer was (hopefully) just a joke, or for one of her Jersey Shore cohorts.

"It's different because now I'm not drinking," said the star recently. "Pregnancy made me grow up a lot." Just wait until that little horny baby is born ...

Got a great caption for this amazing Snooki pic? Leave it as a comment below! We'll post our favorite one with the photo tomorrow!

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With Jersey Shore trash, a Caption Contest can rarely go wrong.

Who won Friday's edition? That distinction goes out to otorious, with honorable mentions going out to Rita, beth and Brandy071880. Nice job by all.

The winning entry for this photo of a gruesome South Beach twosome. Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck in the next THG Caption Contest!

Snooki, Situation Photo

"Whaddya mean is it in yet? I finished 5 minutes ago."

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

Thursday's Jersey Shore episode featured many memorable scenes with The Situation and Snooki. We want you to tell us what's being said in this one!

Just come up with the best caption(s) for this photo, click "Comments" and fire away. Leave one. Leave 10. Go to it! We'll announce a winner Monday.

That's it. Now put on your shirt before the shirt and get crackin' ...

Snooki, Situation Photo
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Yesterday, THG readers were given the challenge of writing the funniest caption for the picture appearing below. Mike Tyson. Jersey Shore. Endless material.

Your winner for this edition of our Caption Contest is chrissy.

The winning caption entry appears below. Click here to read the full list of submissions. Thank you to everyone for playing and good luck again next time!

Jersey Shore Cast and Mike Tyson

"Two metros, one midget and one tranny. By god, it must be Christmas!"

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Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where readers submit the funniest caption(s) for the photo below! Today's subjects should make it easy.

Yup, it's Pauly D, The Situation, Snooki and JWoww of Jersey Shore. With Mike Tyson, former boxing champ and current dude with a tattoo on his face. His face.

What could they be thinking or saying?

You tell us! Click "Comments" below and send in your very own Jersey Shore quotes for this pic. We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Have fun and go to it ...

Jersey Shore Cast and Mike Tyson
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